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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
the next evolution of diarrhea will be birthed in a place called something like Pizza Ranch

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

why does she specify what wu tang member but not what run the jewels member

she probably doesn't know who El-P is

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

I had all the far side books as a kid and I clearly remember thinking Cow Tools was funny

I wish I remembered what I thought the joke was

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
imagine being a bad C-SPAM poster and not having friends around to concern troll and tell people that you're actually funny. This is day one poo poo. Do better

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

jetz0r posted:

I am not going to be haunted by the 400 million year old ghost of a sea creature, nor is it going to bring prosperity or ruin.

nothing gets past this guy

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

hey chief that's cool and all but can i get some fuckin uhhhhhhhhh healthcare

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money




Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Paladinus posted:

Ever heard of shampoo?

huh what's that

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1363312068640841729

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Homocow posted:

someone explain to me what SOY means?

yes

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


obama with Colombo crime family capo Michael Franzese

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

what the gently caress is pub sub

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

jerry and his wife are thoroughly insane



just imagining trying to get your coffee before work in the morning and having to wait while this old loving dipshit laboriously fills twenty cups of coffee

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

A true classic

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

pentyne posted:

but she never said herminone wasn't black

didn't someone like immediately find a passage from the book that makes it clear she isn't black, lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
i find it very difficult to hate a dude that basically shitposted his way out of a murder conviction

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lXuIh_2hmE

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
please shut the gently caress up

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

animist posted:

edit: for context, the previous post originally said "Jesus shut the gently caress up", which made this post marginally less terrible. thank you for your consideration.

drat friend I didn't mean to own you like that

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
does David Cross even work anymore? i haven't heard about him being in anything for years and years

is he just a youtuber now?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

at this point I learn about 90 percent of celebrity deaths from C-SPAM

RIP tho. gently caress jeffrey tambor

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

absolute loving GOAT

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

We must not alllooow a methamphetamine gap!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

hmbol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1376408479481487360?s=20

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

i'm the 9 likes

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

in their nightmare leftist world it still takes a woman twenty years to become president?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Inceltown posted:

Australia is reacting normally



is that a beard or really wicked chest hair

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

theflyingexecutive posted:

Lord Huge-gut-us

lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

me in the middle

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Gripweed posted:

the online leftists who oppose gun control because it's disarming the revolution are so pathetic. One of the best illustrations of how far America is from "the revolution" is that it's advocates believe it will be armed by individual legal firearms purchases. A revolution that could be postponed by Dick's Sporting Goods closing early.

source your quotes

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