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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

T-man posted:



coward mods

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GGGN

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Mar 4, 2005


those dollar long islands

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Mar 4, 2005


the oculus is so realistic I swear to god

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Mar 4, 2005


https://mobile.twitter.com/S3LF_MAD3_WOMAN/status/1236483520018579456

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Mar 4, 2005

change my name posted:

Okay here's something flat out worse then



please tell me this was written 11 months ago

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Mar 4, 2005


can't see through the versace ads

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Mar 4, 2005

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Mar 4, 2005

theflyingexecutive posted:

a “high chance someone listened to this”? more like “listened to it before it came out and had lyrics changed”

the lyrics are actually pretty decent for the wacky accordian guy, i hadn't listened to it before today

Dr. Killjoy posted:

remembering a 60 + year old finance guy professor who tried to impress us by saying he liked Weird Al

lol

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Mar 4, 2005

Moot .1415926535 posted:

mmm I bought my wife one as a distraction from her real Valentine’s Day gift one year. I think I got it at Walgreens.

drat how terrible was the actual gift if that's what consoled her

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Zokari posted:

trump was president for 4 years

this was also funny

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Mar 4, 2005

some plague rats posted:

My aesthetic preference is the only one that matters because I'm the main character of reality

surely 5'11" and lithe will go out of style any day now

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

has anyone itt written a guide for broke people to survive this? I drank oj and took a shower but that didn't fix my lungs

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ugh yeah I'm way pukier than I ever expected

edit also I'm posting in the wrong thread lol

i say swears online has issued a correction as of 08:39 on Feb 1, 2021

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol post that in the cooking thread

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that place next door that resembles a library looks nice

yeah it really does lol, i wanna hang out on the top floor

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

young sheldon swatted urkel in 1989 and the responding cop was the die hard guy

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

indigi posted:

use your enormous brain powers to try and decipher the riddle of what a McFish might be.

excuse me you didn't use the copyrighted official name

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

would, ngl

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that shotgun? is sweet as all hell

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Mar 4, 2005

Eat This Glob posted:

pretty sure it is a black powder rifle. they were had a pretty big bore (think 3/5's of an inch, 1.5 cm) back then. theyre also not considered firearms by the ATF iirc

yeah hilariously I have an old Winchester lever-action in good condition that can fire modern cartridges and it snuck in under the 1899 US antique limit

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Mar 4, 2005

ymgve posted:

does that mean «not a weapon, so no restrictions on ownership» or «not covered by the 2nd amendment and therefore illegal»?

not a weapon at all

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Mar 4, 2005

McCracAttack posted:

Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Do they think the My Pillow guy got to Trump BECAUSE he sold pillows?

frankly really glad I didn't get famous at 17

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Mar 4, 2005

Clark Nova posted:

Hogg's grift should've been a weighted blanket that can stop bullets

haha drat he'd be a billionaire with elementary school contracts already

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Mar 4, 2005


this deserves a hi-res presentation

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Mar 4, 2005

y'all thirsty for cleopatra? and you knew she owned slaves beforehand? that's a no-growth

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Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i read somewhere that cleopatra had inverted nipples that she corrected with jewelry



dinesh d'souza writes some raunchy poo poo

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Mar 4, 2005

some plague rats posted:

okay so I'll admit I skimmed it because I value my time but it looked like springsteen drove to a church wearing a cowboy hat, completely alone. Did I miss the bit where he shakes hands with Richard Spencer and says "this is good, do this immediately" or what

he says that all land should be communal which is an alt-right dogwhistle

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I almost got a miata once and then I realized my head level was about tire level for all the excursions I'd be driving around

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hey I've grabbed onto the back of eighteen wheelers when I needed to climb a mountain while bike touring, that was wild

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/bruce-springsteen-super-bowl-commercials-jeep-1234902575/

Y'all are gonna hate this article lol

what's the one number they're missing here

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Mar 4, 2005

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Mar 4, 2005

Dreddout posted:

Yeah but thats the french, they're horny for anything

Though I have to admit I didn't expect the gratuitous racism

laughed at the foot in the first couple seconds but yeah i lost it halfway through

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

KoRMaK posted:

hell yea and being able to talke about both helps get you laid at the local gentrified neighborhood bars

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Mar 4, 2005

Thump! posted:

my knees cried out in agony

look do you wanna be a bunny or not

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Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

best political axis yet

oh wow if you switch the color of the booty shorts of the top row it fits

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

zegermans posted:

I was v. mad that he laid pipe on my beloved Blossom.

...whoa!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1359209202292428800

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Mar 4, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

e: she also apparently can't tell the difference between Ben Garrison and Eli Valley

https://twitter.com/kellyvhalen/status/1335401209134538752

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


it all loving sucks

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


this is like one of those Highlights "circle what's wrong with the picture" activities

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