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Ok Comboomer posted:Hello, I am Assboobs Sexfart and I will be your pilot today. it's actually a final score from a tie game between the washington assboobs vs the dallas sexfart
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T-man posted:it's trivial to DIY a system and i know I've seen things that pupport to tell you if there's mail for like 20 buxs sure but what about a system that can tell you if it's ice yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMoqttrEmxM
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cspam: i might be wrong but ... mmm i don't think i am
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imagine kamala's delight when she learns biden is secretly a kennedy
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Jan 6, 2021 03:06
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so long triple D, hello I from VT
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Jan 21, 2021 19:34
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pigs vs cows, the eternal rivalry
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Bedshaped posted:what does this map depict? wrong (or right) answers only t-mobile coverage
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well yeah the boggaloo boys are too busy trying to find as many words as they can in a 4x4 grid of letters in a 3 minute time limit to be racists
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:lol you like 311 the first time i ever went to new orleans, like a solid 1/2 of the people i saw in the french quarter were wearing assorted 311 branded clothes: t-shirts, hoodies, hats. i was mega confused and thought that 311 must have some huge following in new orleans for some reason, but apparently i was in town around march 11, which is 311 day. anyway the 311 fans seemed ok to me
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Jan 31, 2021 20:20
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i have that same bed frame but instead of stashing a gun in it, i stash a 6 foot long italian combo party sub
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zegermans posted:speaking as a person who lives around a lot of jeep owners I think all wranglers should be equipped with a device that kills you instantly when you buy one. the punishment for owning a wrangler is now you own a chrysler, death would be an easy way out
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don't doxx arfjason like this
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Feb 8, 2021 19:40
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gradenko_2000 posted:it's a very lib-brained take to assume that the problem with schools is that they're biased, and that therefore to fix them you need to make them "un-biased" yeah everything is inherently biased at least the chuds go out and say let's make it biased towards us instead, while the libs insist that they alone are the arbiters of fact and reason, two things which don't actually exist
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Junpei posted:So you're telling that nothing is real, and that, say, a^2 + b^2 doesn't equal c^2?????? find me an exact 90 degree angle in the real world
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Clark Nova posted:do facebook boomers accept the autism sitcom guy as an intellectual authority? i wanna say yes, but also by equating intelligence with comic relief autism, he absolves them from intellectual curiosity since sure sheldon may be right about everything but the boomers have common sense which is more valuable
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Feb 9, 2021 18:39
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a slippery slope until cops start wearing bootleg disney mascot suits, which gives them explicit license to shoot and kill anyone videotaping them
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Feb 9, 2021 20:04
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ol qwerty bastard posted:https://twitter.com/robertcaruso/status/1359189178819481603?s=19 like, ok sure antifa is using psychoactive vagina drugs to cause mayhem, but you're the ceo of a huge nationwide pillow manufacturer, couldn't you pretty easily counter this by lacing your pillows with the antidote?
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some plague rats posted:I assume this is bad? new yorkers would get mad but they forget that nyc is not allowed to be the capital of anything at all, pizza and new york state included
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Feb 11, 2021 02:50
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on page 452 of capital volume II, marx clearly states that he only wrote so much so you could hollow out the books to secretly store 3 guns
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meghan mccain spaghetti pic but it's the tall zombie lady and she's enjoying eating john mccain's brain pasta
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Feb 12, 2021 03:17
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Samurai Sanders posted:In high school I was pretty sure there were at least three or four guns in or around the school at any given time, not including the one that the stationed police officer had. In students’ bags, inside lockers, or maybe just stashed somewhere. there were only three but i can see how you'd think there were four since they were labeled 1, 2, and 4 as a prank
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change my name posted:His wife is also a cancer survivor (or still might be really sick, I think it's why she doesn't write much anymore), it's super irresponsible of him to keep doing this and risk COVID exposure also you could literally just bring a big 2-qt thermos and ask the gas station attendant to charge you for like 10 coffees and fill the thermos like, there are no actual rules in real life, imagine thinking the only way to purchase that volume of pre-made coffee is to fill it in individual cups
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Feb 26, 2021 18:42
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DarkEuphoria posted:issuing correction on a previous post, regarding OJ Simpson. if it doesn't fit, you do not, under any circumstances, "have to acquit"
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Feb 27, 2021 20:20
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smdh that no one in cspam noticed or appreciated the effort that guy took to edit nikolai yezhov out of every one of those photos
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gandlethorpe posted:NFT art theft thing just smacks of "oh we didn't think about that" from the creators it's basically the entire issue with crypto/blockchain hype. every "legit" blockchain tech is pitched to companies as being a solution for tracking goods to their point of origin, and nfts just basically prove how useless that is since you can't control the point of origin
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Perry Mason Jar posted:I won't post them here but you can find, on the internet, pornographic images of "Jar Jar Binks" and, yes, he's got a massive cock. yeah but the hypothetical is you look like him, not that you gently caress like him
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Mar 10, 2021 15:27
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Perry Mason Jar posted:meesa bout to come it was a trick question, if you look like jar jar, you're gonna gently caress like jar jar, and if you gently caress like jar jar, you're gonna talk like him
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Mar 10, 2021 15:51
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Paladinus posted:I can't decide if it's funnier than the guy who said returning your shopping trolley was putting trolley minders out of job, and therefore leaving them in the middle of the car park was a more communist thing to do. there is no ethical carriage return strategy under capitalism
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Mar 18, 2021 18:17
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lol imagining the unnatural arm motion you'd need to use to unholster that gun
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Mar 19, 2021 19:03
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i thought "twee ukulele" was the all time worst trend for background music but i was wrong
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SplitSoul posted:
idk if you live in an inspection state but here i'm pretty sure all they do is plug something into the diagnostic port and if it says the car is safe, you get the sticker
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/NYinLA2121/status/1376283100343201793?s=19 this is basically my daily carry, except i'm wielding 4 of these bad boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzHhn2WtwYU
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Iron Crowned posted:I thought it was under 60 that made you a kid these days a kid is anyone who has no political power so more like 75 these days
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ArmZ posted:female rabbits can't lay eggs either. neither can christ. where do i get my eggs? Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of eggs I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me. He whispered, "You idiot, I don't lay eggs, that was some duck following us"
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idk why anyone would be shocked that biden's dogs bite, if you've ever dealt with a senile relative who had dogs, you know that their dogs are never trained correctly and will bite you
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The Voice of Labor posted:lol at thinking biden's dog sees him any more than melania sees trump that's pretty mean of his handlers to not at least let him play with his dogs while they make all the decisions
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THS posted:how could drive thru strip clubs be sure for the first few years, until an enterprising strip joint hires some dancers who know how to fix cars
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