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Samurai Sanders posted:How did Sonic fandom go so nuts when Mario fandom is mostly just talking about how he must be on shrooms or whatever? Go type "mario" and "feet" into a deviant art search and tell us if you learned anything.
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Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Do they think the My Pillow guy got to Trump BECAUSE he sold pillows?
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Honestly, that number is kind of inconsequential. He's a hundreds of millionaire. I can't imagine any amount of money would compel him to do something he didn't want to do but what do I know That's a trap I keep falling into when thinking about rich people as well. Most of them are rich because there's no such thing as "enough" money for them. Edit: Hmm, have this. https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1358832148313219078?s=20
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Dreddout posted:Yeah but thats the french, they're horny for anything That, too, is the French.
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Feb 8, 2021 21:44
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A Facebook meme that long needs a few minions on it if you want folks to read to the end.
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Feb 9, 2021 19:51
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Inceltown posted:You can't play in the creeks now because boomers poisoned them all. Literally. Back in the 90s we moved to a new neighborhood that had an awesome rocky creek in the woods nearby. Me and my sister ended up splashing around in it one day and when we got back I could tell my parents were pissed but for some reason they were biting their tongues. They just told us to leave our clothes in the garage and run right inside and take baths. Turns out that creek was full of "agricultural runoff".
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Feb 21, 2021 22:42
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Oh hey, it's that stand I used to prop up that katana I bought at the mall when I was a teenager.
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Feb 24, 2021 05:16
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Low Desert Punk posted:what the gently caress is pub sub Crazycryodude posted:Wait when did Publix get homophobic? I missed that, pub subs are real good https://twitter.com/Publix/status/1355677088376893445?s=20 The daughter of the guy who started Publix bankrolled the capitol hill riots. I think that's the only scandal they've been involved in lately.
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Ok Comboomer posted:JUST loving MAKE YOUR COFFEE AT HOME IT TAKES ZERO SCIENCE TO USE A GODDAMNED HARIO WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL THIS MAKES ME SO IRRATIONALLY MAD I'm not gonna go dig it up, but back in the original thread folks offered to show him how to make coffee at home. His reply was something like, "I know how to make coffee. I'm not an idiot." along with a picture of his dishwasher which was full of various bags of coffee beans. So he's either a high-level troll or dealing with some sort of mental illness. Edit: Okay, it's even stranger than I remember. The world's most insane coffee drinker wash bucket has issued a correction as of 18:53 on Feb 26, 2021 |
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Gripweed posted:No you're remembering it wrong, it was weirder than that. He didn't know how to make coffee, and went on to say that he didn't know how to cook, and he and his wife didn't cook or eat out at restaurants or have food delivered. As evidence he posted a picture of his dishwasher, which he used as storage. And in the dishwasher there was an espresso machine that he had been given as a gift but never used. You're right. I've updated my post with this more accurate retelling: The world's most insane coffee drinker quote:His dishwasher, which he uses for storage purposes, houses what appears to be two pour-over coffee makers, a still-in-the-box Bialetti espresso maker, and several bags of coffee beans/grounds. Clearly the people in his life are trying to help him but he is so goddamn obstinate that he would prefer to drive to the convenience store every day and saunter out, balancing 10,000 individual cups of coffee like some sort of Benny Hill routine.
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Feb 27, 2021 15:50
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Very well, I'll take my ban now.
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Changing my vote back to undiagnosed mental illness.
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I love how completely he's convinced himself he's just a charming eccentric as he hoards gas station coffee in his filth encrusted fridge.
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uber_stoat posted:all his stuff just explodes into flames at the slightest excuse. teslas, rockets, if he ever actually builds that hyperloop thing i assume it will happen to those too. I wish I could find that old thread where a former engineer had to hurriedly write a python script to delete a config file that was bricking all their cars. I read that and thought, "Huh, that sounds like the sort of thing I've had to do at work... oh no..."
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Mar 5, 2021 20:23
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A friend of mine pointed out that Big Dog t-shirts are still a thing. They hit different now.
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Mar 6, 2021 03:12
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I loved finding dry-rotted trees to kick down in the woods when I was a kid. Felt amazing. I have no idea why this grown rear end man is recording himself punching one though.
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Mar 7, 2021 15:38
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I'm still not convinced this isn't satire.
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Mar 8, 2021 22:39
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Noted political alignment: transgender.
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Mar 9, 2021 19:06
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Inceltown posted:Wouldn't they be better served posting with green eggs instead of hats? Oh THAT'S why they're wearing those. I was confused like, "Did they just get back from the county fair or something?"
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Mar 10, 2021 00:00
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1370535457587654656?s=20 So here's the thing...
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Mar 13, 2021 01:58
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Subjunctive posted:they must understand that, right? I'm this close to tattooing "They know exactly what they're doing and they're doing it on purpose." on my chest backwards like in Memento.
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Mar 13, 2021 02:18
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The chud mind is like water, instantly taking whatever position it needs to justify their actions. We can't convince them of anything anymore than we can part a lake with our own hands. Nature is beautiful.
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Has a president ever fallen and broken a hip in office? Cause that's certainly on the bingo card right now.
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Hatebag posted:All vegan food production would also cut agricultural co2 emissions by about 70% and agriculture accounts for 10% of emissions in the us so that would be a 7% reduction in co2 which isn't too shabby. About 51% of America would start forest fires and ignite coal seams in retaliation to this. They would also hunt deer to extinction in about three weeks.
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Mar 25, 2021 23:44
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FuturePastNow posted:I met someone who worked for UHaul once. His job was to locate and recover the trucks that were not returned. Every truck had a numeric code visible in the window somewhere and he had a little mechanical doohickey that he could enter that code on like a combination lock, put in a blank key and press out a fresh door/ignition key for that truck on the spot. Usually these were just abandoned in parking lots with someone's entire life possessions still in the back, and their poo poo got sold to some auction company. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpuq0jyiCE
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Automation means 10 employees only need to work 1 hour a day? How about 1 employee for 10 hours a day?
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Ok Comboomer posted:I don’t eat blue box mac & cheese (the secret ingredient to good DIY mac & cheese is American cheese, as it’s basically cheddar with some emulsifiers that lower its melting point and make it creamy instead of separating out the lipid as cheddar often does when melting) but is it weird to save leftovers that you don’t want to eat? I thought it was a dig at a person eating three cosmic brownies with dinner suddenly exercising portion control.
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Junpei posted:Do you think it'll scare the other cops into not being racist, or make them double down? If you could see inside their minds you’d see a little cartoon version of themselves sitting in front of a desk with a single red button labeled “escalate until you win”.
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pentyne posted:It's a shocking turn of culture that in tyool 2021 you can be 100% sure that a person is a garbage trash fire of a human being if the furry or juggalo communities really despise them. If anyone ever takes you aside and says, "Hey I heard your kid's fallen in with some internet weirdos." you better hope they're talking about furries or juggalos. Those are the only good outcomes left in that situation.
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Dreddout posted:Heaven forbid they sign up for Something Awful Nobody signs up for Something Awful anymore.
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