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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Tiler Kiwi posted:

im considering still getting vanguard and getting into much more boring but still serviceable servicibly stupid mid term trading based on actually utilizing my obsession with reading random trivial talking points. and of course actually getting a drip of the actual covid relief that is probably going to hit since number has been going down a bit and that means more spending in favor of the nyse cult.

just wanna crest on the law of large numbers and the iron law of institutions instead of getting stonk fever. it was fun but the bad kind of fun.

vanguard has a much crappier website but I nonetheless created an account today and transferred in my robinhood stuff

cumshitter says to put money into the vanguard index fund and if I don't have anything else to do I'll trust cumshitter

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

:yooge: witch hunt

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

oxsnard posted:

banish judakel from cspam until he honors his incredibly stupid wager

Thread mirrors life

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
totally crazy how all the posters who scream "rape defender!" or "white supremacist!" at anyone who disagrees with them about anything are massive pieces of poo poo

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Judakel posted:

bets aren't official anymore, also i briefly convinced him he owed me 5000 if i won which was hilarious. i think he was drunk

trumper going back on a deal and lying about what the rules are? lmao.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

the most trumpo thing you could do would be the stiff him on his winnings. do you want to be like trumpo?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

totally crazy how all the posters who scream "rape defender!" or "white supremacist!" at anyone who disagrees with them about anything are massive pieces of poo poo

when you're not sore about being called a biden apologist

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Lawman 0 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPQMDS_XO0
Just thinking of this again for no real reason

just a regular guy offering 10000 dollar bets

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
here's a compromise, donate $500 to RAINN and post the receipts, chud

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Relevant Tangent posted:

No, covered shorting (the kind nobody's doing) owns. "Hey this company sucks here's why." is an important part of price discovery.

:hmmyes:

speng31b
May 8, 2010

oxsnard posted:

totally crazy how all the posters are massive pieces of poo poo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
the most biden poo poo possible is not paying someone the money

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers
I want to spread my portfolio across any stock with a rude abreviation.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

twoday posted:

the most biden poo poo possible is not paying someone the money

now i have to pay. i can't be associated with joe biden

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
joe hiden my money

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Pay your debt

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

bedpan posted:

vanguard has a much crappier website but I nonetheless created an account today and transferred in my robinhood stuff

cumshitter says to put money into the vanguard index fund and if I don't have anything else to do I'll trust cumshitter

you cant go wrong with vanguard targeted retirement. theyll automatically adjust your equity/bond allocations as it approaches the target date

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Judakel posted:

now i have to pay. i can't be associated with joe biden

:toxx:

kicks forts
Feb 19, 2006

cheers

twoday posted:

the most biden poo poo possible is not paying someone the money

subpoena his posting history

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

twoday posted:

the most biden poo poo possible is not paying someone the money

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

kicks forts posted:

subpoena his posting history

theDonald.win spits back a 404 now though?????

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

lmao

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
lmao

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

theDonald.win spits back a 404 now though?????

- extremely sore lib

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
honestly the big brained play i think would probably pay off is just quickly setting up a public stock that has an extremely similar name to one of the meme ones and then selling vastly overpriced shares

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Fellatio del Toro posted:

you fuckin finance people think we dont understand options? for the past 15 years ive been paying $5 for the right, but not the obligation, to purchase Call Of Duty for $55 expiring in two weeks

:vince:

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i would really hope such a thing would be, at least, extremely illegal

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shut the gently caress up and get back to talking about gamestop idiots

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Judakel posted:

bets aren't official anymore, also i briefly convinced him he owed me 5000 if i won which was hilarious. i think he was drunk

so basically the other person was so gracious they upped the ante for if you won and you're still not paying up

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Lawman 0 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CPQMDS_XO0
Just thinking of this again for no real reason

I miss the mittbucks site

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
marxism can never take hold in this country until you become a chud to own da libs

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

oxsnard posted:

banish judakel from cspam until he honors his incredibly stupid wager

What did he do?

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

galenanorth posted:

What did he do?

post bad

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

oxsnard posted:

marxism can never take hold in this country until you become a chud to own da libs

- rabidly angry poster

galenanorth posted:

What did he do?

nothing

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

im bored

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

cumshitter I have a vanguard account now. if I already have a 403b where should I sock some money?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


same bro. life is poo poo just want the market back

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Judakel posted:

joe hiden my money

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Jon Irenicus posted:

cumshitter I have a vanguard account now. if I already have a 403b where should I sock some money?

you can probably roll it over into your vanguard IRA

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whiskey patrol
Feb 26, 2003
the funniest thing would be if everyone sells TSLA next week to buy GME, and then TSLA crashes super hard leaving the all the institutional investors that just bought it because it was added to the S&P holding the bag. Probably won't happen, but it'd be loving great

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