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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Marx was wrong. Capitalism can expand forever.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Number is back

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1346058857269891073?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

ughhhh posted:

What do I do with my trump bucks?

Buy stocks or any crypto

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

gay_crimes posted:

I followed your advice and now I'm poor! (I was already poor)

Not my problem. Get off my lawn. the police are on their way.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Father Wendigo posted:

Since we're already on the matter of healthcare...

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/statu...ingawful.com%2F

She was maskless on the House floor yesterday, too.

The nexus of all cspam threads in human form

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008


Please yes

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

thalweg posted:

69 hours in GIMP, and i have no idea if it's even funny anymore but im posting it anyway goddammit


I appreciate what you tried to do. :)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

my company just filed their S-1 today, which this email says is step 2 in tbe IPO process.

All IPOs go up, so what buttons do i push to send money at it?

How do i be one of the I when this is O'd to the P?

Tell us the company so we can insider trade too

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Well the factory has started getting quotes for new orders. Nothing has changed but people seem to want to buy poo poo again.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

actionjackson posted:

is jack ma still missing

Worried you are next?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1346540422919835650?s=09

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1346474123476705282?s=19
Manufacturing is expanding.

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1346415928427376641?s=19

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 20:55 on Jan 5, 2021

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

At least bitcoin is making people rich in escape from tarkov

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1346806850822483970?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1346804112546025472?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Everyone should be shoveling every dollar they have into a market. Doesny matter which.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Rutibex posted:

:hmmyes:
render unto caesar what is caesar's

Every tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land or of the fruit of the trees, is the Lord’s; it is holy to the Lord. If a man wishes to redeem some of his tithe, he shall add a fifth to it. And every tithe of herds and flocks, every tenth animal of all that pass under the herdsman’s staff, shall be holy to the Lord. One shall not differentiate between good or bad, neither shall he make a substitute for it; and if he does substitute for it, then both it and the substitute shall be holy; it shall not be redeemed.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Nice and hot piss posted:

I'm talking like really bad things guys, I understand things aren't going so hot right now but I mean like the following.

1: The McRib is cancelled for good
2: The Queens gambit doesn't win any awards
3: Sony Online Entertainment files lawsuits against private servers shutting them down permanently.
4: The National Anthem is replaced with the song "indestructible" by Disturbed
4 already happened.
https://youtu.be/zUHdvoPh2aA

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

thats not candy posted:

robinhood + wfh + tons of attention to meme stocks and wsb accounts for most of this i think. if you're going to sit at home all day pretending to work, why not play pump and dump roulette?

Do not forget the lack of gambling.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Real hurthling! posted:

wtf is that guy talking about? the empire?
the republic fell apart at its zenith of power and wealth

Sven is having a real bad time because of brexit and covid in Britain

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008


Number no longer needs government

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1347157600627027969?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1347176314864869377?s=19

37% unemployed but only 5 million continuing claims. :thunk:

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1347175937524301825?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Paradoxish posted:

I still find it unbelievably hilarious that serious economists honestly believed that the jobs would just come back. It doesn't loving matter why you have massive job loss. Jobs never "just come back." The best case scenario was always years of recovery. Everything is so stupid.

A majority of the jobs are never coming back ever. I think we are seeing a shift from a full employment attitude to a liquidate the excess human capital attitude.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

1 billion americans!!!!!!1!1

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

mistermojo posted:

so whats the deal, are people being evicted? did we all move on to new better stories

Does it matter?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Centrist Committee posted:

Elon Musk likely surpasses Jeff Bezos to become world’s richest person
Faiz Siddiqui 23 mins ago
RELATED QUOTES
TSLA+5.67%▲

SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla CEO Elon Musk likely became the world’s richest person on Thursday, surpassing Amazon chief executive Jeff Bezos after an early-morning stock rally.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

dead gay comedy forums posted:

what full employment attitude there was before to begin with lmao

https://youtu.be/RsJKjMMCaZM
The federal reserve and our government supposedly works towards this.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Centrist Committee posted:

i want to see one of those graphs of different covid projections, but for the dow, telsa, and Bitcoin over the next year based on various growth assumptions

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

comingafteryouall posted:

lmao did the new version of this thread turn it into some kind of investment advice space? I thought this was the place to criticize the made up numbers

With trump gone I no longer have to larp.

I have no money in markets and fail number daily

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Divot posted:

I think things will crash right after goons ITT acknowledge that it's never going to happen

It isnt going to happen. We have all said this for months.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1347533385527402497?s=19

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Can't wait to find out the California unemployment payments being stopped isnt about fraud, buy about California running out of money

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

thin ice... with his very own constituents:

https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1347394117861572608

Lots of powerful figures who had endorsed him during his run have also flat out withdrawn that support

He has 4 years left in his term.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Idk but both of these charts might be bad.

https://twitter.com/SoberLook/status/1348576885865918468?s=19

https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1348602696459309057?s=19

Sven cucked. Back to suit.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1348633541568040964?s=19

Also lmao butcoin

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

bagual posted:

Welp the brazilian fintech meme stock i mentioned buying last thread with a fraction of a salary like you'd buy a lottery ticket jumped 110% in two weeks, had i yolo'd my life savings i'd have made way more money than a couple years worth of work

It's all so goddamn stupid i hate it lol

this neanderthal have more scraps than before tho, lizard brain appeased, feel smort, if need investment advice grunt and bang rock on cave wall

We told you to buy.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Don't buy short-term expirations on penny stock. Why would you do that unless you had insider information. Just buy the penny stock directly if you're going to do short-term trades on it.

No keep doing it and post the results

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

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