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thalweg posted:69 hours in GIMP, and i have no idea if it's even funny anymore but im posting it anyway goddammit Clearly an American passport, 0.5/10
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If I pulled my money every time the market was irrational I'd have done so in 2017
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If everyone is employed, that means if you want to hire someone new you need to lure them away from an existing job If there's a consistent pool of unemployed people, that keeps wages low because you're competing with unemployment instead of a wage That's "slack"
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Those are starvation rations
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gently caress I wish I could just tell whole rear end governments "gib money plz"
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Wutang-Yutani CORP posted:What is a 51% attack? My understanding of this is that what defines the "true" blockchain is kept consistent between parties through consensus/verification between clients, measured in terms of the balance of recorded computing power effort If nodes you controlled somehow constituted more than half of the ledger, you could effectively forge docs and rewrite the history of that chain because your fake ledger outnumbers/outweighs the "true" consensus
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Hahaha so if I understand this right, insane inflation of almost everything important (and insaner inflation of everything unimportant) is happening in all but name Can't wait for my years of diligent saving to be decimated in value
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Jan 25, 2021 16:14
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So how are rich people going to keep something like this from happening again
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Jan 26, 2021 15:47
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Epic High Five posted:Have the fat cats really not found a way to stop this yet They're gonna complain to the refs and the fed is going to bail them out because that's what happens every loving time
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Jan 26, 2021 19:58
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Raccooon posted:Any rule made to counter WSB would also apply to something like traders talking about their stock positions on Bloomberg terminals. lol that's how laws are made my dude they'll find the right carveouts
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Nothus posted:https://twitter.com/business/status/1354114897567752197?s=20 Hahaha how many fuckin newsletters exist with stock grades or just a "hot or not" section
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realtalk this is actually the most dangerous thing to happen to a first-time investor and I super recommend you have an exit strategy unless you're ok with this money being decimated
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If this is your first time trading options, loving DON'T
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PawParole posted:Elon Musk is in the Wall Street bet discord lol lmao I bought $50 worth just before close, time to buy myself Picross S5 
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:lol this guy is gonna be furious Hey my grandfather was named Melvin too, I'm just talking my share
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GEMorris posted:So I went from losing 5k in shorts in the fall, and my 401k being down 10k due to short positions, to GME crack pinging my brain and deciding to spend 7k on meme stocks Hey idiot don't play options with your retirement accounts
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cumshitter posted:i just cant believe how beauitful the world is Same but I only bought 1 GME and 10 AMC I can pay for a week's rent!!!
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kreeningsons posted:this guy can get completely hosed. he used his Enron dollars to fund a surveillance plane that circled my city for months and then sold the footage to the cops. for six months during normal working hours I could hear this extremely grating engine buzzing noise of this little Cessna with a high resolution camera going around and around in circles. Wait, did they even stop? I feel like I still hear it a few times a week, though that could just be police helis
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Senator Mcmurder posted:Bought BB on Friday, just sold now for 10$ more per share. Made over 1000$ in profit for clicking a button twice, all in a tax free account. How is the economy even real? It's getting very hard to go back to pretending to do my real job after that. Don't daytrade with your retirement accounts
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spacemang_spliff posted:so if NOK doesn't make me money tat means I can put it down and render it into glue right You can write up to $3k in losses off if you're in the USA
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samantonio posted:I hope they do shut down the markets so the big guys "realign" their positions. There are 3.5 million people following that subreddit. And everyone on social media is aware of this reddit push. There would be riots on wall street if they actively gently caress these kids out of their money. idk everyone was pretty aware of the housing crisis in 2009 and nobody got strung up
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Keegers posted:I can't wait to see the legislation that is being written as we speak to stop retail traders from winning ever again. "If you hold less than $10k in assets you have to hold for at least 3 days" or somesuch
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Jan 27, 2021 22:44
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lmao I just realized this poo poo is going to be taught in finance classes until the American empire collapses in 2027
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Jan 28, 2021 01:15
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cumshitter posted:one of my favorite al franken jokes is from one of his books back when enron was a thing I love his books and I fully credit Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them with turning me left
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Jan 28, 2021 02:37
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vanguard doesn’t appear to restrict the meme stocks.
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Jan 28, 2021 14:51
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Oil! posted:Yeah, but Vanguard wants 2 days to TAKE MY loving MONEY (that I am putting into index funds). Hopefully the meme stock coverings hits the S&P hard again today and Friday. ime transferred funds are available within an hour or so even if they haven’t cleared yet. I do have substantial vanguard holdings tho
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Jan 28, 2021 14:55
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Vanguard is the only institution I'd trust to not do something like this
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Jan 28, 2021 15:25
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lol welp my NOK buy order has been pending on Vanguard for more than the few seconds I'd expect it too, even though a sell order went through fine gently caress e: Nevermind, it executed in about 5 minutes. Buying still possible.
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I successfully traded memes on Vanguard, so it's still possible.
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PawParole posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/JSeyff/status/1354807708067614722 lol more likely Citadel knows it's better to stop the bleeding now and deal with the fallout than continue to allow their assholes to be blown out
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Crunchy Black posted:um okay they can actually get in trouble for this P sure this dude just got margin called
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Jan 28, 2021 18:34
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PawParole posted:people will buy more options which will shoot the price up. whole lotta people gonna get hosed when they discover how options work
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samantonio posted:Cramer: "I'm calling in from the hospital because I just can't stand to see people lose money." remember always that "people" means "those that sign my checks" If you are worth less than a few mil you are subhuman to this jackal
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Jan 29, 2021 16:01
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Made rent on GME and AMC but I'm the NOK bagholder lol
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Crow Zone posted:ha ha someone one instagram posted one of the designs I made this summer (but abandoned/didn't make a sticker out of) for the GME stuff I'd buy this
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Lostconfused posted:Price of oil isn't going to go up. It's been steadily going down since around 2008. Welp that's a crack and a ping
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oxsnard posted:all the orthodox jews in atlanta will 100% vote for her too What in the world
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:the US military does not really have legitimacy either oh word a branch of the US government says it's on the precipice of calamity unless it receives a hot cash infusion for decades this is unprecedented
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:yeah this milnerd is reading DOD material prepped for congress to ensure they get a poo poo ton of funding At a bare minimum 25% of all man hours of each military division is dedicated to justifying next year's budget Just imagine meetings where management discusses how to run down the budget with extraneous purchases to justify next year's funding
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I bought NOK at $6 and while I can't do a quick flip I genuinely think I'll make out alright in a couple years If it dips below $4-3.50 I'm gonna load up
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