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Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Gonna lose $1,100 to a meme. But oh well I've probably spent that much on Steam games I've never played.

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Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Omnicarus posted:

what's retire mean?

Its where you can maybe switch to a part time job when you're 71, which you'll need when the arthritis takes hold.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
My meme money!. I should've sold at 10AM when I made like 600 dollars in 2 minutes.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Karl Barks posted:

the lasting result from this is total distrust in the financial system

Shouldvr already happened in '08.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I think we need to block posting and figure this out. Only allow edits for now.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

oxsnard posted:

hey dumbass which of my posts leads you to think i own a hedge fund?

It was the cowboy hat in the av.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I got a Fidelity account set up overnight but I also have my IRA through then so maybe that made me expedited.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
How am I supposed to work when there's this much content?

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Sir Tonk posted:

is pool trying to be a leftist again now that trump is gone?

Idk. A big pool of the left and right hate the monied elite that run the country. It's just arguing what is to be done about it that we start killing one another.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Wild month

Still a few days left.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I just used the PS5 funds I was never able to spend.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
This is definitely more fun than a slot machine.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

human garbage bag posted:

A lot of posters ITT are scrambling to setup brokerage accounts because it's actually very good to have an account now. Imagine scrambling to buy a gun because suddenly having one would be very useful.

Too much suicidal ideation for a gun in this house!

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

eSporks posted:

7
3 days for bank transfer, then they hold your money for 7 days and only allow investments into their portfolio's.
Robinhood is basically the only app AFAIK that allows same day sign up and purchase.

Fidelity let me set up overnight but I think it might be that I already had an IRA. Idk.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Can't wait for this to crash the market and get entirely blamed on a few thousand retail goobers rather than the massive mess Wall Street set up that allowed this to happen.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Eh, you gotta be part of something.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I make a special trip for you.

Same low price.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Crunchy Black posted:

they're so scared



They keep assuming we're rational investors and that's their problem.

Little do they know I'm almost 30 and everytime I look at my 401k it just blinks red and tells me to feed it more and I don't have more to give it. Then I remember all the people that lost their lunch in '09/'08 anyway and I'm pretty much done assuming anything good is going to happen.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

CyberPingu posted:

Stop talking about politics and start talking about numbers!!!!

I will in....

2 minutes

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

spacemang_spliff posted:

also please spend 10-12% of your gross income buying index funds. this is called responsible retirement planning.

I need to increase to like 20% to catch up.


Okay, lemme just dig on in there.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Radirot posted:

in other news j+j is tanking because the vaccine has very mixed results.

Eh, we'll all be dead be 2030 anyway.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

In Training posted:

somebody do something I'm seeing red

Turn off your monitor?

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I'm at the movie theater

I'm at the game store

I'm at the movie theater game store super entertainment complex.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Once we crash the stock market I'll have to remember to buy bank shares at like a $1.50 each.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Haha. Positive again.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Crazypoops posted:

For Covid?

I wish.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

soup. posted:

Just reminding everyone that GameStop has absolutely no assets of any value except for a shitload of BattleToads

They've got a Fort Knox of Pops Figures. A timeless commodity.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I like that I can just spam F5 on Fidelity and just watch it go up and down wildly.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Shear Modulus posted:

hell yes was in a zoom work call and when i get out nokia is up to nearly 21

gently caress shoulda bought some NOKIA earlier

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

SKULL.GIF posted:

the really Cool thing is that they can justify limiting the amount of shares that any given retail could purchase by pointing to GME's valuation cratering "see! we were protecting them from themselves, if they had bought here they'd have lost $200/share"

Who cares let me waste my money!

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Give us the $2000 and wipe away the debt!

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I prefer Cinemark.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I closed up $31 which is better than the 400something I was down yesterday.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

ram dass in hell posted:

it's just Qanon now lol

Yeah thats what this is starting to feel like but my money is in jail until Monday either way now.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I'm a fan of the Old Time Cars and the water rides.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Wow the company that sounds like an evil fantasy villain is terrible?

gently caress me.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
The US government is going to force sell all the shares at price on Monday and cover the bill for the hedge funds.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Shitpostradomus posted:

finally some good PR for the subreddit using the N and F gamer words and the K globalist word. joker's trick.

There's definitely too much The Donald energy coming out of WSB even with them trying to semi sanitize themselves with the recent influx.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I own a hedge.

Who will fund me?!

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