i fondly remember 2020 as the year when number completely detached from reality
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 00:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:16 |
DoomTrainPhD posted:Number has never cared about regular people or the economy. Number only reflects how good companies are doing, and the largest companies are doing better than ever. companies aren't doing good either, it's only the largest ones that are doing any good, and some of the "largest" like tesla are not even large AND are not doing good stonks are artificially inflated by made up money, making actual valuation impossible
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 00:44 |
Centrist Committee posted:we're going to see the collapse of the dollar lol not if every other country does the same, which seems to be the plan inflate every currency but make sure the rich get all of the newly created money so they can buy people's houses with it
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 01:01 |
yeah that food pic can't be real nobody distributes half a tomato and half a pepper wrapped in plastic, they'd put a pepper in half the packages and a tomato in half
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 18:39 |
DoomTrainPhD posted:lol look at my post above. there’s at least one more that got half a bell pepper and another that got half a cucumber.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 18:41 |
kitten emergency posted:https://twitter.com/BalesFootball/status/1350141449631911937?s=20 i read that entire article and some of the comments and i'm still unclear on what he actually bought and from whom feels like one of those companies that let you "name a star" except instead of ten bucks he spent 35 grand
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 22:35 |
Quetzadilla posted:it's using blockchain to create a certificate of authenticity basically. You can get a copy of the video but it's not the video without the certificate! ____ collection is all about authenticity so it's just trying to create authenticity for fully digital works. but the video is on youtube, he didn't buy the copyright or even an exclusive license apparently seems to me he bought the right to have his name next to it on a website
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 23:36 |
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 21:19 |
KaptainKrunk posted:c-spam is channeling its collective energy of Being Wrong to try to collapse the market doomsday ec thread suddenly turning exuberantly bullish on meme magic pump & dumps is definitely a sign
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 19:32 |
e: wait i'm the one who needs to search their feelings
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 21:58 |
Grapplejack posted:Watch this go through Friday and cause a stock market crash and depression when like 20-30 hedge funds go under at the same time we can but hope meme magic gave us trump, it can give us Depression II
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:03 |
doomsday ec thread has a fever and the only cure is more call options
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 00:28 |
not gonna lie i'll probably buy a couple of of calls on BB and AMC tomorrow morning making sane bets has me down like 50% since june lol
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 00:30 |
Stereotype posted:i did a "market buy" is that a call? is it a "long"? i think it is the only button available to me to click (though i can't click it anymore because i already did and my $20 is gone) that means you bought it at whatever the broker figured was the current price and unless you bought a put, that would be a long position
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 00:33 |
when this is over, we're gonna need two GME gang tags, one for the goons who made a year's salary in three days and another for the ones who lost everything
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 01:47 |
i mean yeah, when hackers attack people i hate, it is funny
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 01:49 |
Stereotype posted:I am using RobinHood and it took like 3 minutes to set up robinhood has in the past shut down when the market got turbulent, and once it somehow got a weird glitch where you could only buy but not sell it's totally a scam and nobody should send their money for those crooks to hold if the market actually does crash, there's a good chance nobody's getting it back
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 02:33 |
Not a Children posted:If this is your first time trading options, loving DON'T counterpoint: do it and be legends
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 02:35 |
Stereotype posted:I'm treating this like a video game because it is. I spent $20 on real life stocks at an actual stock market that i would have otherwise used to buy fake moon resources used to build internet spaceships that i think will increase in value. lol yeah gambling with 20 bucks is fine but i'm pretty sure robinhood is going to be in the news after the crash, whenever it eventually comes
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 02:38 |
PawParole posted:Elon Musk is in the Wall Street bet discord lol lol wish i'd bought more FEC pretty much has elon flagged as "don't prosecute for manipulation" he's gonna completely destroy both the stock market and the us dollar when this is over lmao
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 02:41 |
everything is stupid as hell lmao
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 15:47 |
net work error posted:So if you made gains on AMC or GME wouldn't you have to deal with tax implications when you actually want to pull it from funny money to actual number in your bank account to buy groceries? nope, you owe them as soon as you made a gain, and in fact if you made a lot, you should prepay those taxes at the end of this quarter to avoid a possible penalty
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:03 |
cumshitter posted:dont prepay taxes thats just an interest free loan to the government. even iwth the chump change you make on interest youre better off leaving it in a savings account the self-employed do as well
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:08 |
cumshitter posted:so you admit youre a small business tyrant i'm no tyrant, but i do like working with small businesses
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:11 |
soup. posted:It's cool to be here to try to calm the room, but the stuff you're saying is just not good advice. don't be a dick, dude, it's good to have a voice of reason in here
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:13 |
Dolphin posted:Literally won't let me sell. I've had a market sell order active since it was at 20. robinhood has done this before, where their system mysteriously breaks in such a way that you can buy but not sell
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:16 |
sleep with the vicious posted:AMC to 100 by end of day. Trust me, I have a feeling on this one. We are all going to be rich clicking the report button for market manipulation
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:19 |
Mr Hootington posted:Shutting down the trading sites is a bold move number loves it
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 16:24 |
insane meme stocks are funny but i'm especially liking the magic this is working on vxx and uvxy i've been averaging those down for some time hoping for some stupid poo poo to happen and this certainly might qualify
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 17:20 |
Sing Along posted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why would you bail out a fund lmao
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 18:45 |
wow these guys lost a lot of money in the stock market, taxpayers need to compensate them for that to save, uh, jobs such as "hedge fund manager" and "cocaine dealer"
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 18:47 |
Homeless Friend posted:Reddit-Fueled Rallies Like GameStop’s Defy Easy Crackdown by SEC yeah there's really nothing they can do you can't stop people talking about stocks, and even if you could, you'd never have another tesla
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 18:56 |
lol if people were dumping their stimulus checks into the market, wall street would be all for stimulus checks
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:06 |
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:07 |
Fellatio del Toro posted:sign up for robinhood gold, turn off overdraft fees, do an instant deposit of 5k on an empty bank account, turn on margin, yolo 10k into options, cant lose that's one weird trick discovered by a single goon everyone hates it
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:11 |
lol @ the idea of the trump org trying to go public
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:12 |
Admiral Ray posted:sound on karl what are you doing
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:17 |
welp, i sold half my amc and now even if it somehow tanks to zero i'm still ahead. go little meme stonk, make papa reddit proud and eat the rich
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:26 |
Agrajag posted:lmao cnbc keeps throwing out "but the fundamentals" like its some magic phrase imagine drawing attention to fundamentals in january of 2021
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 19:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:16 |
every one of those was taken from an actual child
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 20:07 |