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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Also you can be evicted on the turn of a dime there.

Arkansas sucks, almost as much as Tennessee.

You take that back you sack of poo poo. All I have left as a Tennesseean is our superiority over AR and MS.

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Smythe posted:

Don't eat meat or dairy. Very simple

Drake no

Smythe posted:

Get some lentils in u

Drake yes

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Paradoxish posted:

tbf this is a kind of separate thing from insomnia/depression

I used to do this years ago before I started working remotely because I'm naturally a night owl and 12-5am-ish was the only time I really felt like I had to myself. It got bad enough that I ended up going in for a sleep study because I was getting maybe 24 hours of sleep per week. It's kind of distinct from insomnia because you know you're doing it and have some amount of control over it, but stopping can feel even worse because it's like hours of free times are just vanishing. I basically couldn't fix it until I quit my job.

I'm doing this exact thing right now, and have been for a while. I know I'm tired, and I could fall asleep if I wanted to, but I really don't want the next day to start yet.

Sucks donkey dick.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

smythe's greatest crime is that he drew the heat off this shithead defending overdraft fees

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Homeless Friend posted:

cspam being owned by wallstreet for being daytraders is unequivocally funny tho. but also anybody in bfc who says this needs to be drawn and quartered.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Thom12255 posted:

To be fair, the Press are incredibly child-like and ask the dumbest poo poo so it makes sense she doesn't have that much patience for them. Jen doesn't even think that the WH should bother doing Daily Briefings in the modern era - if Clinton had won they were planning on getting rid of them as well and replacing it with something more internet-accessible. She was on PSA the other day saying that they're only doing this because it makes the press feel normal.

Defending Psaki and admitting to listening to Podjons.

Get the gently caress out.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Filthy Hans posted:

which Star Trek ship did UVYX crew on

youre mother or at lwast sge big enough to be a spaceship

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

oxsnard posted:

dont listen to this nerd, if you're gonna gamble on memes, go big

oxsnard is tired of this poo poo

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

super sweet best pal posted:



Big Candle closed out the day at 536 million.

Lol $GAYMF

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Marx Headroom posted:

ive been sleeping on this one and that appears to have been a mistake


PawParole posted:

i will never watch anything Star Trek that isn’t TNG.

Many sides!

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Rutibex posted:

you should invest in bitcoins and gamestop obviously

ah yes, the dao of investing

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Cuck philosophy's cool.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Shear Modulus posted:

as a union member myself the only people i know who have even tried to get into leadership roles were committed socialists

Ours is a petty boug fiefdom where our first concern is the contractors.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

spacetoaster posted:

That looks like a fun, socially distanced activity.

Dueling back in the days where silk was mildly effective bullet protection sounds fun as hell.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

oxsnard posted:

and for the record, the bet only entailed profile pic, I added the snarky text myself after admitting I was dumb for trusting polls lmao

For some reason, I'm remembering as you and the other person both losing the bet. You said the election was gonna be a blowout, and they said tandp would win.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

oxsnard posted:

no kk thought trump was would probably win but I bet him national margin would be 7 points. I mean the bet was not something an oddsmaker would give even odds on but a silly avatar bet is meaningless imo and just for fun

I love bets like that. Where the bets aren't mutually exclusive and both parties go "huh... well...".

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
Im going to become the jared leto joker

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Shear Modulus posted:

also why are there two different actors playing the joker in movies at the same time? and everyone thought joaquin phoenix was great and the one with jared leto sucked but leto is still getting recast?

Alternate universes

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Vox Nihili posted:

Goondolences

The used condoms are in the mail.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Fame Douglas posted:

Wow, the government needs to do something about the unemployed wasting their handouts on Dr. Pepper!

Recently, I saw a strapping young buck using food stamps to buy a T-bone steak while I was buying hamburger.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Slow News Day posted:

if there's one thing performative leftists really don't like, it is when things are explained to them

You ate a ban 30 for rape apologia. Sip my piss, cumstain.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

oxsnard posted:

i wld just like to point out that the only specific trade I've said I would make recently was to buy SLCA a few weeks ago and it's up like 45% since

oxsfords dont listen to the haters and losers

you are our special boy and we still love you

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

adorable

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

ram dass in hell posted:

just brainstorming here but what if we said things were totally robinetted instead

Very naoce i like

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

In Training posted:

Minecraft is cooler than Star Wars

I still play that poo poo.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I want to get one of those customized credit cards and make it look like a PA ACCESS (snap) card so I can buy lobster and steak with it while assholes glare at me.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Epic High Five posted:

it's the only reason that makes sense as to why we say Venusians instead of the correct Venereals

venereal disease = disease of venus ('love')

lol never thought about that

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Bar Ran Dun posted:

I’ve never seen a live hog shipment.

*grabs crotch* i got a live hog for you

pig2big

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

time for the trombones

What's the goon trombone? I'd vote for the kind I have.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
Also, what's the goon trackball?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Centrist Committee posted:

is everyone itt who is lamenting how impossible things are involved in some kind of organization or union in their spare time?

Why get involved if it's impossible? :smug:

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

human garbage bag posted:

looking back, the result was easily predictable. $15/hour, that's doctor/lawyer money in alabama.

Haha those subhuman southerners. Their poverty is funny.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Woof Blitzer posted:

Would rather live on a farm and watch goats jump over stacks of wood all day.

Wrestle the goats. Good exercise.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Rutibex posted:

no one can be happy, life is suffering

It's exactly as the dao says.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Falling Down rules.


I'd say we need a reboot but that movie stands on its' own, it doesn't need the taint of a remake starring someone like Thomas Middleditch.

Joss whedon reboot starring timothee chalamet

Loses his mind over how many vbucks you get

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

eSports Chaebol posted:

i was SO CONFIDENT they were going to remake it with Shia Laboeuf and also lean way more into the NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE thing with a hamfisted OWS allegory

Shia has amazing falling down/taxi driver energy.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

1stGear posted:

I wish to read this trillion word post so that I can smugly say "You know, I saw this coming." before the marauder bands begin cooking me.

You know how people have signature scents? We should work on what spice blends we want to be cooked with. Mine would def be a harissa.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
Wandering the wasteland wearing a lifealert bracelet with bloodtype, allergies, and cooking instructions.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Rutibex posted:

i just bought a 7lb box of wax. i am hoping it will appreciate in value

I appreciate your wax.

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Shipon posted:

preschool isn't already free? huh

Lol

Lmao

Rofl

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