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wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

these grassroots activists in the capitol are just innovating between the lines

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wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

show yourself Cramer! which terrible IK are you

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1347359700724183046?s=21

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

as far as I know GM cars are crap and I expect their EVs to have spontaneous battery fires for at least a decade after being introduced

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

ok I’m convinced someone pick a penny stock I’ll buy it

let’s do an insider trade!

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

i am reminded of french cafeterias and i sigh wearily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHdKjWPsjg

richest country in the world...

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Shear Modulus posted:

you dont get rich by wasting money on frivolities like food for poor people

I went to a private Christian school for pre-kindergarten but I think literally every cell in my brain has been replaced a few times since then and I can’t remember the food
all public after that though
I distinctly recall in high school that there was Pizza Hut and Chick-fil-a branded stuff you could get, or the previously frozen whatever from the school lunch line (which came with your choice of a carton of milk or orange juice, an unripe pear, green beans from a can, terrible sweet potato fries)

or if you were cool you left in someone’s car and all got fast food, or gas station food, or takeout Chinese from nearby

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

the winning move was to do yearbook as your last period of the day and then go out and try to “sell ads” to local businesses

and then just go home or hang out in someone’s garage or whatever

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang


this host is a weird goof

anyway the american conception of food is bad i think we can all agree

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

the spleen is the heart of desire

https://twitter.com/lizannsonders/status/1349333584893632515?s=21

i desire penny stocks
-me, an investor

alternatively... it sure seems like some kind of universal basic income would come in handy

wolfs has issued a correction as of 17:28 on Jan 13, 2021

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

1000 years of Tesla

the Muskman’s children will be the new heirs of Mars

which is to say they’ll probably end up mummified inside a blister of glass on Mars when the habitat fails

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

i never bothered to go through td Ameritrade’s call options tutorials (but I think I have it enabled on my account) — am I parsing that screenshot correctly that it costs 40 cents a share, for a 1,000 shares, to bet that GameStop stock is worth $12 on April 16th?

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang


this made me cackle

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

well now that trump can’t tweet good stuff and Biden can’t exit a paper bag maybe Dow 29k for a few days next week or something

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

unless this is someone on cnbc talking apocalyptically to move some shorts like what happened last year

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

in the last thread someone posted a Reddit sourced flowchart diagram for how to tie up a debt collection agency so that they get tied up in a cycle of verification and legal nonsense

it just crossed my mind as a thing that might be important again for the enterprising big spending goon

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

https://twitter.com/bradfordpearson/status/1351033403936792578?s=21

invest in air filtration!

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

where’s cumshitter

anyways

the only good advice to be had wrt stonks is index funds

and maybe that iron condor thing

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Brunch Covidian posted:

tough guy word diarrhea

the weekend is for setting up hot new trades for Monday morning not this

we make money moves here

anyways

the solution to overdraft fees is to never ever use debit or checks and just put poo poo on credit
and then remember to pay off the credit charges before they come due

if you can’t do the latter you can lie spectacularly on your application about your income and maybe they give you a $10,000 credit limit

and then, I mean, if we were in better times you could go to the dog races or something

wolfs has issued a correction as of 14:16 on Jan 24, 2021

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

rv living is bad because poo poo management is a problem

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

there’s a lot of car camping YouTube content that gets you around the whole renting an RV space thing

i had a pretty low stakes occasion to try it a few years ago when i took a vacation to iceland to sleep in the back of a hyundai tucson

i pooped in gas stations and parked it in a random residential neighborhood in walking distance of all the bars in Reykjavik for the few days i stayed there, or otherwise just on random roads in whatever village was around when i wanted to snooze

in theory the police could have asked me to move but no one seemed to notice me and care

although, crucially, despite walking around a whole bunch every day taking in the sights and whatever, i didn’t really sweat that much and i wasn’t worried about work

car living requiring moving where you sleep + random horrible American commute times seems bad

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

how do you make it illegal to post “i’m buying GameStop shares and you should too” on Reddit dot com

e: i just learned what short float was thanks Skyl3lazer

wolfs has issued a correction as of 16:56 on Jan 25, 2021

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

true detective and alan moore have established time is a flat circle and we live in eternal recurrence

its the spicy 20s!

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Mr Hootington posted:

Blackberry has also gone up 40% today.

lmao blackberry still exists?

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

this is finance industry captured capitalism at its best

they gotta let it ride

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

I’m buying a single blackberry share and setting an alert if it goes up to $50 for funnies

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

to american oligarchs this poo poo is supposed to flow one way, and they'll burn the whole place down and then make a killing rigging any recovery rather than share

they have plenty of other schemes. I doubt they’ll care as a monolith. GME is just some wacky fun!

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang


everyone is doubling down!!!

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

human garbage bag posted:

stocks are like ender's game where you think you're having fun playing with numbers on your phone but your actions are actually translated into the brutal exploitation of billions.

where’s the really bad homophobic author in this situation

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

the best time to stonks was 10 years ago

if not 10 years ago, 20

and so on

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Empress Brosephine posted:

I sold my Nokia, what a depressing stock and depressing company

Nonsense posted:

Same dumped my BB, pathetic

you fools
the GME thing started months ago
Nokia and Blackberry and AMC and so on will have their days in the sun

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

buy low sell high


just wait for bigger highs

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

SKULL.GIF posted:

thousands upon thousands of smug wall street suits said "stonks only go up"

their faces contort in horror as the true realization dawns upon them

stonks only go up

:yayclod:

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

is buying calls on amc this morning dumb

i have some Trump bux kicking around and all my bills are paid

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

hahaha what an insane after hours

110% on KOSS overnight

I should have bought 50 shares, not 5

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

the economics thread is every c spam thread

activist retail investing is the newest reactionary movement and i think its safe to say goons approve

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

that is to say

it is tremendous content

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

Red Baron posted:

oh gently caress yeah, the cat is out of the bag now and the internet collectively knows how to Do A Thing.

this is just the natural evolution of “no offsite brigading” except it’s being encouraged not discouraged.

whoever made the “duck sized horses vs horse sized duck” analogy was right on the money.

the future of the world economy was decided in the fires of habbo hotel raids and forum wars between ytmnd and ebaumsworld

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

different brokerages do after hours / extended hours trading differently

some don’t do it at all

this has never been relevant to my life before

wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

triple sulk posted:

what do today

turn on your monitor

mash amc and bb and koss

watch

sell when you make enough money

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wolfs
Jul 17, 2001

posted by squid gang

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

best buy?? what is $koss

blackberry and KOSS headphones

I’m probably wrong

soup knows stonks and soup

just do AMC or do whatever

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