Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1354177452994666504?s=20

Xaris posted:

wall street tears is incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHTm0N59Rc&t=44s

Nothus posted:

The pushback by establishment journalists is just as funny as internet weirdos bankrupting hedge fund ghouls.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

dead gay comedy forums posted:

anime was right please go through cumshitter's post history and pick all the really serious ones to add to the OP because the man is dispensing extremely sound advice

GLOSS posted:

samantonio posted:

Can anyone spot where they liquidated?

mad.radhu posted:

I don't know what is going on, really, but I know this: it's funny

SKULL.GIF posted:

thousands upon thousands of smug wall street suits said "stonks only go up"

their faces contort in horror as the true realization dawns upon them

stonks only go up

cumshitter posted:

cyberpunk2077 mod that replaces arasaka with gamestop

johny silverhands: we're gonna take down [GAMESTOP] once and for all

Antonymous posted:

melvin shorted Cyberpunk 2077 and made money and as someone pointed out this GME fiasco saved the cyberpunk people's stock by destroying their enemy

melvin was emboldened by gamer blood so it moved to buying 50 million in puts for GME at like $0.52 for Jan 30th and it wiped out 13 billion dollars


& that's really funnny

edit: it had puts but the shorts are what lost money

Source4Leko posted:

If I cant do pre market ordering should I just put in a buy order for AMC for whatever it opens at? Or try and quick buy into a dip when it goes wild after open?

cumshitter posted:

just a reminder to everyone: never sell. you're really sticking it to the financial guys who aren't me if you sell. like, they know exactly who you are and how you hosed them by not selling. leave the selling to me, i know how to sell to really stick it to them

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

don't get carried away. there are millions of people who don't have money to spend on meme stocks who have fallen into poverty over the past year and are not going to see any benefits from this.

cumshitter posted:

lol i never pay attention to stuff this volatile but i think becuase AMC is only ~$13 it trips the 10% halt breakre every time it moves $1.30 in any direction within 5 minutes

cumshitter posted:

i apologize if my personal financial planning advice has degenerated this morning, i am having a severe manic episode. but that only means i will work harder FOR YOU

Lawlicaust posted:

It's because brokers like TD are blocking transactions. They are literally manipulating the market by denying access to retail investors.

spacemang_spliff posted:

lmao

I love this dumb loving universe

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr posted:

reminder that marx also traded stocks

https://twitter.com/tysonbrody/status/1354285537054650370

Shinjobi posted:

NOKIA ISN'T INFINITY FLYING TO HEAVEN WHY

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

I've never seen employment explained so succinctly

Mr Hootington posted:

https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1354477089471295492?s=19

mightygerm posted:

ErrEff posted:

"Please don't give the poor people money"

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Is everyone using robinhood to do this?