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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
lmao that tesla is trading at 28x sales. Even the biggest bubble stocks in 2000 were at like 15x

amazing

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
lmao this is hysterical

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

The Alpha Centauri posted:

am i reading this situation right

a subreddit is trolling the stock market with this game stop thing?

yes and it's beautiful

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Not a Children posted:

So how are rich people going to keep something like this from happening again

that's why it's so hilarious, rich people have done everything in their power to incentivize open fraud and discourage shortselling and broad market hedging so number always goes up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
this is the monster they've created, there is no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. They need to let it all burn, all of it, to put an end to this

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Raccooon posted:

Interesting thing is that this is probably repeatable with companies in similar situations.

there are literally hundreds of zombie companies with high short interest and low float

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
super funny that hedge funds had a hard time in Obama's term and then just got power hosed during TRUM

there's no need to hedge anymore

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

The Alpha Centauri posted:

What's the explain this to a moron explanation of what WSB did to get game stop boosted?

when there's heavy short interest on a stock a coordinated buy with lots of money can send a stock soaring because short sellers are forced to exit their positions to stop losses. Exiting a short position entails buying the stock, so it's a double whammy

it's like what happened to VW but instead of a rich ghoul it's just hundreds of thousands of internet weirdos

https://www.ft.com/content/0a58b63a-4294-3e07-8390-c3aabef39a26

Gio posted:

can you put this in laymans terms (srsly)

see above. Low float is when there are only a small percentage of shares available for liquid trading. So if there's a limited stock of shares any spike leads to asymmetric repricing.

Scam companies are great for short squeezes because short sellers know it's a matter of time before the company just drops 90% overnight. So they pile into situations that will pay out eventually. But if a coordinated buy happens, whoops, those shorts have to exit and the stock goes on a tear. There are lots of scammy poo poo companies that shouldn't exist

oxsnard has issued a correction as of 16:39 on Jan 26, 2021

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dead gay comedy forums posted:

I am just interested in how these hedgers are trying to get rid of their contracts since the strategy in play is well-known, right? so nobody is going to buy those because it is a veritable mongol horde of investors to go against to make those short sells viable

i mean, when there's a massive short squeeze, poo poo falls back to earth eventually. It requires exponentially more new money every day to keep that kind of growth up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
lmao that hedge funds were the only ones for decades actually finding and exposing fraud and they've been completely neutered and owned

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

pigz posted:

The US Govt is a trojan horse to global corporate feudalism and the economic system meant to prop the country up will be maintained until corporations no longer need it.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
yeah borrow was at like 125% of float. That's not a sign of naked shorting

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Gio posted:

the explanations given are good thank you, but one more...

obviously gamestop is way overvalued. what happens to all the people holding stock in it? do they sell it and the stock crashes?

i swear ive tried to understand the market and economics for years and its like a pandoras box so apologies if this is a dumb question

yes, that's what happens. You're overthinking it.

At liquidation their real estate and inventory would probably be worth a billion or so, but that all goes to debt and the stock becomes worth zero. It's a trading sardine right now

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
yoloing on GME calls isnt a long term investment strategy hth

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
me, a genius: "im going to identify the exact top of this bubble and get out in time, unlike all those other idiots"

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
I'm literally a recovering gambling addict, some of y'all are actually worrying me

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

DoomTrainPhD posted:

The crushing thought of wage slavery for 40 years and then dying penniless because companies moved everything to 401Ks without giving you enough money to invest in said 401k makes people do more and more desperate things to get out of that cycle.

yep, that's how I ended up there. Doomerbrain plus the adrenaline hit really hosed my poo poo up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
if i was still gamblin i'd be short US dollars and balls deep on some google/fb puts right now

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Horseshoe theory posted:

Gamestop can just issued 1,000,000,000 new shares (for the LOLs) and be flush with cash again - bing bong, so simple!

this has been the literal investment thesis for Tesla for going on 5 years now. Can't believe it's lasted this long

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

SchnorkIes posted:

AMC has meme energy/allegedly a bunch of shorts to squeeze

https://www.highshortinterest.com/

not allegedly, these numbers are public record

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
they should be going after KOSS, low float and high short interest

https://www.lowfloat.com/all/2

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

yes and also this is repeatable until either wall street stops naked shorting or everyone else is living debt free in mutual solidarity

there isn't naked shorting,

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
hollering about naked shorting is literally something two bit stock promoters running fraudulent scams do. Regular shortselling is plenty risky and sketchy

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

bob dobbs is dead posted:

shortselling is risky as are any other positions but they are basically the designated drivers of the market

we are at the 45 shots of tequila and ignoring the designated driver stage of the business cycle

we've been there since at least 2015 when the credit markets were about to roll over and give us a normal recession thanks to leveraged bets on unprofitable shale plays (e.g. all of them)

instead the shanghai accord happened and every central bank coordinated to flood a massive amount of money into the banking system and they don't know how to pull the plug

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
halted again

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

except in this case where ~140% of the stock is being shorted
why you trying to cover for these schmucks?

the float isn't the same thing as shares outstanding hth

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

lollontee posted:

yeah this is definately going to be hilarious on friday when the stock market explodes

wait why is that happening? Can't keep up

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
lmao

https://twitter.com/orthereaboot/status/1354102870346510337?s=20

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

I bought exactly one share cos im fine not buying hitman 3 until it's cheaper in return for a meme. dont put in money you cant stand to lose lol


so what do you think, collapse imminent or will the fed keep the clown car running

I mean theoretically, this has to correct violently based. But otoh who the gently caress knows.

The only good news is that a steep massive stock market crash is the only way we're going to see actual stimulus chat.

When all your blue chips that dominate the market start projecting YoY revenue drops, there's no fundamentals to hang onto and incremental stimulus by manipulating the bond market is harder to do

"The defecit myth" is a great read btw and probably the best way to get any sort of socialist system implemented (by pleasing the mega corps unfortunately)

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

I don't think they want a collapse in their second week in office tbh

the problem is that consumer demand is falling off. Lower interest rates ain't gonna do poo poo this time. Totally different scenario from 2008-09. That was a financial systems crash, we're seeing society as we know it fall apart

lmao

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
https://twitter.com/cameron/status/1354115442546192386?s=20

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Grapplejack posted:

You're implying that the stock market is in any way tethered to reality. What you're seeing here is what the stock market is. Maybe back in the day it was tied to company performance or real world items, but here it's just the screaming id of the investor class.

no but it sort of is. Not quantitatively, but directionally it sure does. If top line revenues go down that will have a cascading impact on where money goes. As long as revenues are going up even a tiny bit, you can sell 10% annual stock growth. If that number goes negative it does all sorts of weird poo poo to corporate bond markets

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
they're going for 200

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1354153904053891072?s=20

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
if it makes it to 200 it's gonna blow right past it due to gamma hedging

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Paradoxish posted:

I can't believe I'm regretting only throwing play money at this last week

like my brain still says I did the right thing but my heart is just lmao

don't sweat it, if it doesn't get close to 200 it's gonna collapse

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

human garbage bag posted:

Don't do this, the hedge funds will see it and will try to trigger it. Instead do a sell limit where you only sell once the price is at or ABOVE a certain level. If the holders set the same sky-high sell limit then it would cause the price to plateu at that peak instead of peaking and dropping.

Mine is at $1000.

this isn't how that works and also they don't give a poo poo about your 20 shares

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

cumshitter posted:

you cant take margin out against shorts or options. those are short term contracts, not assets

didn't robinhood gently caress up last year and let people use the underlying value of calls for margin purposes?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

KaptainKrunk posted:

it's more like shorts were purposefully trying to drive retail companies that MAY survive the pandemic into bankruptcy to pick up their assets at bargain bin prices

nah the hedge funds doing this were just after the equity losses. None of them are Bain or whatever

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

Short selling incentivizes destructive moves against something. For instance, Rees-Mogg the tory fucko in Britain was a staunch Brexit supporter. What he wasn't saying in his rhetoric was that he was owner of a hedge fund that essentially shorted the pound. His campaign succeeded and he made dozens of millions of dollars. It's far easier to destroy than to build, so bets on something getting destroyed are really hosed up.

also, trading options tends to destabilise the market, which has tremendous impact on regular people but can be weathered by hedge funds ordinarily.

short selling equity also incentives fraud discovery so land of contrasts etc

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

dex_sda posted:

that's true but as with anything, the deck is stacked for the rich guys so they do far more bad than good

I mean yeah but "shorts are the bad guys" is missing the fact that there's a cornucopia of evilness

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