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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.



So Ole's at the Wheel huh?

Welcome to 2021, COVID is still here and is ravaging City's squad who literally cant stop hosting team wide orgies.


We are back in the early 90s with Utd and Liverpool scrapping for the top spot (who would have forseen that), Arteta is doing a reverse Wenger and turning Arsenals fortunes around in the Winter, Sheffield Utd are royally hosed and speedrunning to Derby's record of lowest points.


Outside of that sky is blue, Mou's doing his meltdowns, Fat Frank has ruined £200m of transfers and is still trying to start a rivalry with other managers.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


It's going to be a great year for foot

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:


So Ole's at the Wheel huh?

How good does it feel, you ask? Well, right now it's feeling pretty drat solid but I'm prepared for a bumpy ride.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Europa league is going to slash Ole's tyres I hope we go out early

e: to clarify as I know I'm normally "silverware is silverware" but given the stupidity of insisting we keep international fixtures and the state of the schedule already I'd rather be well away from it. Particularly since we're an injury from Bruno away from the same thing that happens to Bane when Batman slashes his juice hoses

NinpoEspiritoSanto fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Jan 4, 2021

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bundy posted:

Europa league is going to slash Ole's tyres I hope we go out early

e: to clarify as I know I'm normally "silverware is silverware" but given the stupidity of insisting we keep international fixtures and the state of the schedule already I'd rather be well away from it. Particularly since we're an injury from Bruno away from the same thing that happens to Bane when Batman slashes his juice hoses

Woof, referencing the worst Batman movie. That should be probatable

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

Woof, referencing the worst Batman movie. That should be probatable

Bane was in the 1997 film Batman & Robin?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bruce balls

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheRat posted:

Bane was in the 1997 film Batman & Robin?

Yes he was. He was Poison Ivys body guard.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006



:thunk:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Lmao.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Imagine being so butthurt about a player getting a slap on the wrist punishment that you try effort posting your way out of it.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Rashford has been named The Guardian's Footballer of the Year, an award that has less to do with football and more to do with what he managed to accomplish in broken rear end Britain in 2020.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Lmao

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shrapnig posted:

Rashford has been named The Guardian's Footballer of the Year, an award that has less to do with football and more to do with what he managed to accomplish in broken rear end Britain in 2020.

It's well deserved.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Yeah he’s a good lad and I wish him all the best































































When he leaves United!!!!!!! :twisted:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Rashford is cool even though he plays for a bad club, that's how cool he is

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
also lmao at the Uruguayan Football Players Association's claim that punishing racism is reverse racism

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Out pops a smiling press release

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I don't recall them doing this when Suarez got banned.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

I don't recall them doing this when Suarez got banned.

I suppose it's harder to argue that pinching a black man's skin and saying "no hablo con negros", before repeating "negro" to him 7 times is just their culture?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

TheRat posted:

I suppose it's harder to argue that pinching a black man's skin and saying "no hablo con negros", before repeating "negro" to him 7 times is just their culture?

This is true. Just wanted to see where their line is I suppose

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

vyelkin posted:

also lmao at the Uruguayan Football Players Association's claim that punishing racism is reverse racism

it's a true classic

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Out pops a smiling press release

https://twitter.com/LuisSuarez9/status/1346096808074817536

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahh

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

:cripes:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




After all this time someone finally found the white paper

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Oh jeez

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




lmao the expert has weighed in

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



brb starting a petition to change the official pronunciation of Uruguay in English to "you are gay". I will add a rule that it can only be used as a term of affection so it should be fine with everyone.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?






:same:

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

After all this time someone finally found the white paper

Very nice

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




"Well I'm glad that's behind us" - me, optimistic idiot, when Cavani's ban was announced.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

After all this time someone finally found the white paper

:eyepop:

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I know! Instead of just abandoning an offensive term and getting on with life, we'll accuse everyone else of being racist!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

After all this time someone finally found the white paper

heh

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
i also like how cavani sincerely apologized and accepted the ban and probably just really wants to get on with his life and here off the top rope comes comes the uruguay players association

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




and then up pops a biting Luis Suarez

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Great, another war with a south american country to prop up a deflated tory government

el racismo es uruguayo

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

the sex ghost posted:

Great, another war with a south american country to prop up a deflated tory government

el racismo es uruguayo

the fauxkland war

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