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given the tragedy befallen to fellow gamer nirvikalpas people who you are glad who committed suicide thread i wanted to open an inverse version. ready ? were slanging and rhyming about mens dicks making peeps we like, ya dig? O.K. lets go!! there are the obvious penises we can be thankful for. i am thankful for god's penis evacuating into marys vagina, aswell as goku into chichis, ha ha choose your own!
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Alright, for everyone saying this thread is terribly sexist because it only considers the male contribution to procreation what do you think most of human history is, huh? filled with female choice? Hmm.. I think not. Only beginning with your great grandmother has your female mind ever even had an inkling of choice in mates, ok? i don't like it but it is what was. lets just leave the past in the past and let bygones be bygones and what is the penis you are most thankful for spurting inside a slimy slit?
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I like when my dad did his penis to my mom. Not to make me though, I'm pretty sucky, but to make my brother. Dude is super cool and can do an ollie on his skateboard.
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Jan 4, 2021 14:12
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actually OP god came unto Mary through her ear
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Jan 4, 2021 14:17
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A who going into a what now?
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Jan 4, 2021 16:32
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Nancy McFeely & James Rogers
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:A who going into a what now? Leave me out of this!
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Jan 4, 2021 17:14
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I tried so hard to understand the OP
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Jan 4, 2021 17:15
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I cried.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:20
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ive tried to read the OP so many times and my brain refuses to understand any of it
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Jan 4, 2021 17:24
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I have the opposite - I saw a video in which it was a good thing that a guy did not bust in a vagineen. this lady did a first-time gonzo-style shoot and had a good rapport with the guy. during sex he asked her if she was on birth control. she said no, and he was like "uh...I guess we should stop doing this then" and they did other stuff does make you wonder about the lady's thought process
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Jan 4, 2021 17:25
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I tried so hard to understand the OP For a moment I thought something bad happened to fellow poster nirvikalpas. I am glad that's not the case. I hope she and also all of you have a nice 2021. 
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Jan 4, 2021 17:40
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This is very sinful and I am glad for none of it as it constantly angers the LORD
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Jan 4, 2021 17:43
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Fastest sperm in the west, thanks Dad.
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Jan 4, 2021 17:46
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A penis coming in a vagina is like throwing a coin in a wishing well or tossing salt over your shoulder - a superstitious practice dating back to pagan beliefs that angers GOD and you are dooming your genitals to hell when you die DON'T do it.
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I tried so hard to understand the OP But in her end he still shot his baby batter
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Do u ever wonder if your parents had good sex when they concieved you. like was it hot or romantiuc, or was it just perfunctory friday night comeing home from the bar kind of thing, or maybe they were TTC ("Trying to conceive) for over a year and it was turning into an increasingly hopeless ritual and spreadsheets were involved
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at some stage in my youth my mother delivered herself of the knowledge that i was conceived in spain while they were on vacation so i guess thats something
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Hello OP.. How are you.
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Jan 4, 2021 20:47
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Lwhat about penises that came in buttholes?
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GAYIDS posted:Lwhat about penises that came in buttholes? THAT IS 4 TIMES AS SINFUL AGAINST THE LORD YOUR GOD AND JESUS ONE OF HIS ONLY SONS! THE MILKING OF THE PROSTATE IS UNCLEAN ESPECIALLY WHEN PERFORMED ON THE SABBATH WHILE WATCHING PLAYOFF COLLEGE FOOTBALL OR AFTER HAVING PLAYED SCRABBLE UNTIL YOU GOT TOO HORNED UP TO KEEP GOING AND THREW DOWN THE BOARD IN A MAD TRYST OF BOIBUTT PUMPING THAT NEARLY WOKE YOUR ROOM MATES WITH YOUR RYTHMIC POUNDINGS AND UNDULATIONS. IF ITS BOY ON GIRL BUTT SEX ITS STILL AN EVIL SIN BEFORE THE LORD EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST WATCHING JEOPARDY AND THOSE YOGA PANTS MAKE THAT rear end LOOK LIKE A WATER PARK ATTRACTION AND THE ONLY CURE YOU CAN THINK OF IS A RUNNING HEAD START INTO A BELLY FLOP ONTO IT FOR A RIDE
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Jan 4, 2021 20:57
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what is the moral nature of poky bum wanks
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Jan 4, 2021 21:03
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we should take a moment to thank all the anonymous penises that blew loads in to cups at fertility clinics. They deserve a badge of honor but will settle for $125.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:For a moment I thought something bad happened to fellow poster nirvikalpas. I am glad that's not the case. i regret to inform you of this passing.. but it is what is. 
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GAYIDS posted:Lwhat about penises that came in buttholes? Those are the best ones that I'm most glad for
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:at some stage in my youth my mother delivered herself of the knowledge that i was conceived in spain while they were on vacation so i guess thats something Holy crap your spanish??? Bonjour 
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uhhhhhh I think you mean cummed. came? lmao
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:Do u ever wonder if your parents had good sex when they concieved you. like was it hot or romantiuc, or was it just perfunctory friday night comeing home from the bar kind of thing, or maybe they were TTC ("Trying to conceive) for over a year and it was turning into an increasingly hopeless ritual and spreadsheets were involved Years ago, there was a thread about counting back 9 months from your birthday to find the date of conception. Many goons were horrified to learn they were the product of parental birthday sex, Valentine’s Day or New Years celebrations.
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Holy cow I'm most likely a Valentine's day conception.  e: wait no, I'm dumb and can't count backwards. Does anything fancy happen in March that warrants a mommy and a daddy liking eachother very much? Dumb Sex-Parrot fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Jan 6, 2021 |
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MLK Jr day for me
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International women's Day duh
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Orange you glad I didn't came into a banana?
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Brotein_Shake posted:I like when my dad did his penis to my mom. Not to make me though, I'm pretty sucky, but to make my brother. Dude is super cool and can do an ollie on his skateboard. I agree. Plus your dad really didn't even move much when you were conceived. With your brother? He was like a rabid dog in heat.
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A priest, a rabbi and a penis come into a vagina, and the penis says "hey. Hey! Stay away you aint snipping anything offa me!" But they quickly overpower it and as the penis lies bruised and bloodied on the floor the priest says "I'm glad he came in here!"
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I'm glad my father-in-law's penis came in my mother-in-law's vag before he came out. I wish my ex-mother-in-law had come out before my ex-father-in-law's penis came in her vag.
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MoonshineWilly posted:Years ago, there was a thread about counting back 9 months from your birthday to find the date of conception. Many goons were horrified to learn they were the product of parental birthday sex, Valentine’s Day or New Years celebrations. Oh holy poo poo, I'm a Valentine baby too, and I'd never made the connection. Lol.
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