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beer pal



Julius Seizure posted:

are you planning to do a pomegranate review? thanks

pomegranates are a scam there i said it

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


beer pal posted:

pomegranates are a scam there i said it

Manifisto




beer pal posted:

pomegranates are a scam there i said it

you keep going on and on about this persephone, we get it


ty heather papps and luvcow

Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

you keep going on and on about this persephone, we get it

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




pomegranate: EAT THE SEEDS, WEAKLING


tyvm hbag

beer pal



[after spending 45 minutes and $45 to separate 12 seeds from the 45 pounds of pith] mm tastes like watered down water this is good to me

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cruft



beer pal posted:

[after spending 45 minutes and $45 to separate 12 seeds from the 45 pounds of pith] mm tastes like watered down water this is good to me

*writing in BYOB dossier* Beer Pal prefers full-strength water

Manifisto




beer pal posted:

[after spending 45 minutes and $45 to separate 12 seeds from the 45 pounds of pith] mm tastes like watered down water this is good to me

u like video games right? it's a video game "grinding" experience, way ahead of its time


ty heather papps and luvcow

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


beer pal posted:

[after spending 45 minutes and $45 to separate 12 seeds from the 45 pounds of pith] mm tastes like watered down water this is good to me

Spank it with a spoon! Rough it up a little!

cruft



RickRogers posted:

Spank it with a spoon! Rough it up a little!

A little racy for the fruit thread IMO.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



RickRogers posted:

Spank it with a spoon! Rough it up a little!

this one goes to horny jail

Prof. Crocodile



All the pear talk ITT reminds me of an episode from my youth.

An old man in my hometown had a pear tree in his yard. The rowdies with whom I associated took great joy in stealing his pears, even though they were coarse in the mouth and sour on the tongue. For you see, we stole the pears not to satisfy any need or hunger, but to throw them at local hogs. Our theft was borne of sin for sin's sake, a pure sin.

Eating pear: 1/5
Pure sin of stealing pear: 5/5


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

cruft



Prof. Crocodile posted:

All the pear talk ITT reminds me of an episode from my youth.

An old man in my hometown had a pear tree in his yard. The rowdies with whom I associated took great joy in stealing his pears, even though they were coarse in the mouth and sour on the tongue. For you see, we stole the pears not to satisfy any need or hunger, but to throw them at local hogs. Our theft was borne of sin for sin's sake, a pure sin.

Eating pear: 1/5
Pure sin of stealing pear: 5/5

As an old man in training with a fruit tree in my yard, I'm here to tell you that if you'd asked, he would probably have laughed at you and encouraged you to have as many lovely pears as you wanted.

ALTERNATE REPLY:

As an old man in training with a fruit tree in my yard, I'm here to tell you that you god damned kids stealing my pears really chaps my rear end, and I'm going to write a letter to the editor about it and call your mothers.

PICK YOUR FAVORITE

beer pal



its rude to throw things at innocent hogs. on the other hand they probably ate them afterward. drat someone get aristotle on the phone

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beer pal



wowee been a few months since i had a peach this thing is good as hell

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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



beer pal posted:

wowee been a few months since i had a peach this thing is good as hell

Was it a cling peach or a free stone peach?

beer pal



it was a nice firm clingstone peach

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nut


I missed a couple fruit reviews can someone catch me up

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Teddy Thunders

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nut posted:

I missed a couple fruit reviews can someone catch me up

Beer Pal used his tongue and lips to gently kiss a peach on its moist, delicate flesh.

beer pal



what do u think do yall like a fuzzy peach or a not so fuzzy peach

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Prof. Crocodile



Gotta have the fuzz. It's part of the experience.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

nut


Kief Richards posted:

Beer Pal used his tongue and lips to gently kiss a peach on its moist, delicate flesh.

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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



beer pal posted:

what do u think do yall like a fuzzy peach or a not so fuzzy peach

Fuzzy peaches are good. I've never liked a fuzzless peach. Ain't natural.

nut


to eat or just nuzzle with?

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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



nut posted:

to eat or just nuzzle with?

You gotta do a little bit of one before the other, buddy.

kuskus



OP you may enjoy eating bananas my way:

with both hands gripping the banana like a handlebar, quickly rip it in half. Clench your fists one at a time so that the food part oozes out of the husk for the eating. Bon appétit!

hey mom its 420

im gay

beer pal posted:

pomegranates are a scam there i said it

thanks for your honest opinion. i disagree, but choice of fruit often boils down to a personal preference. havea good day

beer pal



mm really good banana today

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cruft



hey mom its 420 posted:

thanks for your honest opinion. i disagree, but choice of fruit often boils down to a personal preference. havea good day

recommend not boiling fruit

beer pal



isnt that how you make jam

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




my bunch of 'nans this week all went from completely green to overripe overnight and it's a bummer, but maybe i'll make some bread with it i guess.

also i am no expert on fruit but isn't a fuzzless peach just like a nectarine? doesn't nectarine sound like the name of a long ago prophesied fruit god king?


tyvm hbag

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



OP what would you say compares to the density of a perfectly ripe banana

Manifisto




Heather Papps posted:

my bunch of 'nans this week all went from completely green to overripe overnight and it's a bummer, but maybe i'll make some bread with it i guess.

banana bread is a fine decision but another good thing to do with an overripe nana is a banana pancake

they are a little fussy to turn but what an amazing tender and quick pancake to make, I like adding a little vanilla cinnamon and flax meal along with syrup and berries to finish


ty heather papps and luvcow

beer pal



Kief Richards posted:

OP what would you say compares to the density of a perfectly ripe banana

if they could make a banana snap like a carrot that would be ideal but sadly our talent for genetic modification hasnt yet got that far

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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



beer pal posted:

if they could make a banana snap like a carrot that would be ideal but sadly our talent for genetic modification hasnt yet got that far

God gave us limits for a reason.

kuskus



beer pal i was curious if you do estimates?

could you do an estimate on this banana before i dive in? i just want to know from a "pro" what i'mb getting into

Prof. Crocodile



kuskus posted:

beer pal i was curious if you do estimates?

could you do an estimate on this banana before i dive in? i just want to know from a "pro" what i'mb getting into



That banana is covered in black fur, friend. I'd advise against eating it myself, but of course I'll defer to beer pal.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

beer pal



kuskus posted:

beer pal i was curious if you do estimates?

could you do an estimate on this banana before i dive in? i just want to know from a "pro" what i'mb getting into



mixed messages from this banana with the green stem but a fair amount of brown spots. From the appearance of the indentation at the point of peel rupture I would guess it's fairly ripe and will have a moderately soft texture and a moderately sweet flavour. i don't know about regional variants but by the standards of what im used to its a very small banana. im not going to be baited by the improper opening technique

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what about mine op. Idk if it's ready yet

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beer pal



from appearances, i would expect that to be in the ideal ripeness stage for my personal preference. nice looking banana

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