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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
asking for the dungeon masters guide, frowning when they bring the 5e and demanding the 1st edition

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
my lawyer flips furiously through the monster manual as I give my testimony, his aid placing the fiend folio in front of him and pointing to help him keep up

the judge orders everyone to stop speaking. he rolls a twenty sider and then motions for me to continue

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
pulling a handful of plastic dinosaurs out of my pocket so I can recreate the murder scene. making little "rawr" sounds for each one and introducing them by their names and the role they will be playing,

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Prof. Crocodile posted:

District Attorney Biosterous: "Can you draw a dragon?"
me: *tugs collar*
Judge alnilam: "Prof. Crocodile I remind you that you are under oath."

*nervously turns picture around to show the judge and jury. some gasp in horror, several snicker and then break into muffled laughter*

prof croc: "i...i'm sorry... I only know how to draw anatomically correct dragons..."

judge: *coughs* "that's not a second tail is it?"

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