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asking for the dungeon masters guide, frowning when they bring the 5e and demanding the 1st edition
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 19:47 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 21:18 |
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my lawyer flips furiously through the monster manual as I give my testimony, his aid placing the fiend folio in front of him and pointing to help him keep up the judge orders everyone to stop speaking. he rolls a twenty sider and then motions for me to continue
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 20:02 |
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pulling a handful of plastic dinosaurs out of my pocket so I can recreate the murder scene. making little "rawr" sounds for each one and introducing them by their names and the role they will be playing,
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 20:43 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:District Attorney Biosterous: "Can you draw a dragon?" *nervously turns picture around to show the judge and jury. some gasp in horror, several snicker and then break into muffled laughter* prof croc: "i...i'm sorry... I only know how to draw anatomically correct dragons..." judge: *coughs* "that's not a second tail is it?"
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 00:52 |