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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
But especially you.

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

If you read closely you'll see that the rule is in fact "don't judge me". I'm judging the poo poo out of every one of you.

:vince:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Same. But with Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance, and all that mess. They were good for little me! I just have all the books I own on shelves.

i .. i think i might win

they got me into DnD though! not the forum

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Call Your Grandma posted:

sometimes I write posts out but don't press the button

and :same:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Star wars is lame as hell.
Star Trek is way cooler. Look at how many hoes Captain Kirk macked on compared to Luke Skywalker.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
:yikes:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

wesleywillis posted:

Star wars is lame as hell.
Star Trek is way cooler. Look at how many hoes Captain Kirk macked on compared to Luke Skywalker.

:can:

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I actually prefer having sex with men.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm been so willing to share "shameful" things about myself on this forum the whole time that I feel like I have nothing left that wouldn't come off as attention whoring or edgelord bullshit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Meme Poker Party posted:

I'm been so willing to share "shameful" things about myself on this forum the whole time that I feel like I have nothing left that wouldn't come off as attention whoring or edgelord bullshit.

I mean, of course I am the undisputed king of attention whoring but it'd be nice to have a challenge every now and then...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Elentor posted:

I actually prefer having sex with men.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
I like building legos

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
sometimes i like to fart

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
thinking of farts has begun to consume my every waking moment

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/eADI4rj.mp4
sound on

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Poor gary oldmans diary, thought of farts and died

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I used to watch maxwell adams lps and streams to make me feel less lonely b/c i hated my live in gf at the time.

Doing better now but that's my story.

The gf is an ex and I'm married to a lady that doesn't make me feel bad all the time now.

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
i have seen nostalgia critic videos. screech screech.

Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009
edit: dID i say nostlagia critic? i meant thomas the tank engine vore haha :sweatdrop:

637dollars
Jan 14, 2021

by Athanatos
I have no shame OP

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

YeahTubaMike posted:

Poor gary oldmans diary, thought of farts and died
poor poor mr farts

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I'm gonna expose myself, but gently caress it.

I don't see Sarek or Q-Squared on that book shelf and that's how I know you're trash.

Imzadi is probably the best book you have and that's not even that good, it's all Riker being sad about being a fuckboi who lost his chance with Troi and then cried about it so hard that he went back in time to fix it and Now!Riker still managed to pussy out after literally fighting his older self to preserve the timeline. Because Riker is a moron, just a purestrain idiot. God, I love him so much.

Old, unhinged Riker is literally my favorite Riker because he's screaming about consequences while regular Riker stares in horror and then completely ignores everything he just heard. Tom would have listened. TOM WOULD HAVE LISTENED, drat YOU.

Riker would've hosed the Borg into submission eventually, he just didn't have enough time in STNG. Change my mind.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Riker was definitely the Chad of tng

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i gatekeep and derive a sense of superiority and self worth over common food preferences

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I post on something awful :cry:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I have one of those 3D porn making programs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Like, a webcamera?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

Like, a webcamera?

Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Like the kind people use to make Overwatch lewds and poo poo.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Meme Poker Party posted:

Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Like the kind people use to make Overwatch lewds and poo poo.

can you make an animation of princess peach pegging mario using toadstool as a dildo?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Swap.avi... but in VR :aaaaa:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Like the kind people use to make Overwatch lewds and poo poo.

is this where people import models from games? what do they do about the genitals - is there a dick library?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Colonel Cancer posted:

I post on something awful :cry:

honestly this. I have yet to disclose this to any person in meatspace

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Mozi posted:

can you make an animation of princess peach pegging mario using toadstool as a dildo?

If you could locate the assets, sure. Making your own custom animations is the domain of real enthusiasts or people actually making porn for monetized distribution, and I don't know how to do that. But there is probably an out-the-box animation that would work fine.


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

is this where people import models from games? what do they do about the genitals - is there a dick library?

I think sometimes they are imports but probably more often they are lovingly-made recreations. It probably varies from program to program and community to community. And yes there is a dick library. Suffice to say, there are many customization options. The modding/content community is... robust.


I very rarely actually create anything with it myself, although I did design a succubus once. I check the content people upload and once in a blue moon I see something interesting and plug it in. It's more a novelty-break from regular porn than a replacement imo.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I play a Game of Thrones mobile strategy game to reach a certain level so I can get more in-game currency for my main mobile game, a fashion dress up game. Never spent any actual money, but still I feel very ashamed when the theme song blasts out of my phone.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

is this where people import models from games? what do they do about the genitals - is there a dick library?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lmao

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

aw yiss that kidney porn! really hits the spot (kidneys)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

"[img posted:

https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/91/27/00102527.0001.png[/img]"]I have one of those 3D porn making programs.
this thread is for secrets

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread is for secrets

It's also supposed to be for shame, which I am incapable of feeling online. But I try to provide some content anyway.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

wesleywillis posted:

Riker was definitely the Chad of tng

Really damning with faint praise here.

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