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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014



https://twitter.com/magalawbrian/st...1446044674?s=20

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005



Space Force cuts the feed to initiate the mass arrest. Space Rangers begin rappelling down from orbital platforms to execute the order.

But what’s this?

Nobody thought to consider how rappelling would work in zero gravity?

Well gently caress.

A single year falls from Trump’s eye as his space rangers slowly drift off in the direction of Mars.

You win again, swamp

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001


so that's why they're called Guardians

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Represent!

nonono no, don't arrest those pedophiles, arrest these pedophiles.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






idgi

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


in palpatine voice: execute order: GBS

Jeffery nods and begins shutting down cspam

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014




gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019




brian "FBI agent named Deborah" anderson

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




succdems initiate QCS

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Trump approaches the podium, adjusts his tie, checks his notes, and with a proud, boastful boom, states to the whole world, "im gay"

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





Trump and the three remaining people who haven't cut ties with him are going to arrest all 60 million democrats.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Dustcat posted:

succdems initiate QCS
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/statu...421323982934018

Victory Position
Mar 15, 2004

Don't call me a hero.









Mayor Wilkins is coming back in a big way

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Jacking Out; Jacking In



ozma is going to valiantly return with an army raised of eggplant wizards and slashies and lock goons UP. trump has everyone in a checkmate

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010



hegemonizing swarm designate Tayne inbound from beyond kuiper belt

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017







wow trump finally doing something good

can't wait to see it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

GBS hjas more active users than CSPAM now. it is done.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


gbs 4.5

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


first they came for gbs & i said nothing. then they came for gbs 2.0 & i still didnt say poo poo. then they came for gbs 3.0 and u kno

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Jacking Out; Jacking In



mt everest has teh wrong kind of politics

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Smythe posted:

GBS hjas more active users than CSPAM now. it is done.



Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Fear it. Run from it. Destiny always arrives. (Pic of you posting in gbs)

FormaldehydeSon
Sep 30, 2011



Aatrek did nothing wrong

Ziggy Starfucker
Jun 1, 2011



Pillbug

they need to do way instain gibbis

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


FormaldehydeSon posted:

Aatrek did nothing wrong

thats a ban

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

gbs is the flagship forum of something awful and there's nothing you can do about it.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

restore forumid=1

Victory Position
Mar 15, 2004

Don't call me a hero.









Smythe posted:

restore forumid=1

Dignity, unity, perfect grammar. A return to GBS 1.0 sensibilities. (Offenders will be punished as necessary in the harshest manner.)

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




E N C O D E M E S S A G E F R O M P R E S I D E N T

Unecrypting....



Compiling...



Message from President Donald J. Trump:

“I have tased my balls”


E N D T R A N S M I S S I O N

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Jacking Out; Jacking In



Victory Position posted:

Dignity, unity, perfect grammar. A return to GBS 1.0 sensibilities. (Offenders will be punished as necessary in the harshest manner.)

You neglected the object of the preposition and misused a transitive verb in this sentence. I will be calling down an airstrike in the form of a 3-day probation shortly. What the natives in the greys would call "epically nuke it from orbit goonsire".

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010



Heh, it's time to embed Ducklo.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Smythe posted:

restore forumid=1

Restore failed

You can:

Start new forum
Buy forum
Post "I'm gay"

FormaldehydeSon
Sep 30, 2011



I'm gay

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I wouldn't worry too much about that, when they initiate FYAD we all die

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003


no meds = f4

really queer Christmas posted:

Restore failed

You can:

Start new forum
Buy forum
Post "I'm gay"

oddly enouigh i think there is work being done by the epic coders to make my dream a reality o_O

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


FormaldehydeSon posted:

Aatrek did nothing wrong

i welcome their hatred -aatrek

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Space Force will now be administered by Goonfleet.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004



Trump has assigned a man known only as bigpeeler to chair the military tribunals

Not Important
Sep 13, 2017

i don't want to see him kissing goblins ingratiating goblins in bed with a goblin succubus with goblins charging into a goblin's nest with goblin vomit and slop and blood on him especially up to his ankles

i'm not expecting him to not get dirty


*solid snake voice*

golden manbabies??

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CWshYtxTe0

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