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do u think about bread? do you think about tiny yeast life? i want to share with you a 1 hour time lapse of yeast going absolutely ape poo poo over raspberries, half a pear, and natural yeast found in honey. that's it.  maybe u think about it like this?  i just made a batch of mead from my honey and now i wait for the action. i will make a new time lapse when it gets bizzy. |
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what the heck is a “yeast”?
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Jan 14, 2021 04:07
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it's a type of confection |
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Jan 14, 2021 04:13
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what the hell is a confection
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Jan 14, 2021 04:16
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i am making overnight foccacia meaning yeast will gnarl and funktify flour for 12 hours in the frig and i'm just pumped about it. |
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Jan 14, 2021 04:27
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prepuce repurposed posted:it's a type of confection Sometimes also an infection
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Jan 14, 2021 04:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Sometimes also an infection hosed up if true |
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Jan 14, 2021 05:17
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kuskus posted:i am making overnight foccacia meaning yeast will gnarl and funktify flour for 12 hours in the frig and i'm just pumped about it. I would like to see a before and after if you got em, I love the fermentation process in bread making so friggin much |
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Jan 14, 2021 05:57
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gently caress I love bread
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My 7th grade science teacher described the voids in bread as "yeast farts" and that had a profound effect on me |
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Jan 14, 2021 16:09
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if you ever need to infiltrate a baker's conference, just say "my mouth is my sourdough 'ender'." they'll laugh a lot and might even go down on you |
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Jan 14, 2021 16:49
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FutonForensic posted:if you ever need to infiltrate a baker's conference, just say "my mouth is my sourdough 'ender'." they'll laugh a lot and might even go down on you hosed up if true |
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Jan 14, 2021 17:08
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yeast are tiny mushrooms who make bread and alcohol and stuff fungi are p cool tbh. neither animal nor plant. some of them make you all kinds of fuced up lol |
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Jan 14, 2021 23:26
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some fungi take control over the nervous system of animals, haha |
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Jan 14, 2021 23:29
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can u really spell it funghi or was I being gaslit
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nut posted:can u really spell it funghi or was I being gaslit What if both? Specifically, what if you were being gaslit in Italian? |
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Jan 15, 2021 01:29
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m-mamma mia...
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Kief Richards posted:I would like to see a before and after if you got em, I love the fermentation process in bread making so friggin much Kief just for you here is my lunch hour!!! in the night time you mix 4 cups flour, 2 teaspoons salt, 2 teaspoons instant yeast in a bowl, mix it up w/ 2 cups of warm water, then cover it, put it in the frig. when u wake up you spread it in a pan and let it sit for 3 hours, then this:  u oil it, u rub it.  u play it like a piano then u spread bbq rub on it and bake it at 425F for 25 min. don't turn the oven off because i do a cheese layer.  sprankle a block of sharp cheddar, truffle oil and black pep  u slice in the middle, ok? then you slice it in half. if you eat a whole strip u die (i ate a whole strip).  taht's it baybee |
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Jan 15, 2021 02:22
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what is this gif sorcery 
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prepuce repurposed posted:what is this gif sorcery it’s yeast |
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kuskus posted:Kief just for you here is my lunch hour!!! This is the most beautiful bread, holy gently caress. That's gorgeous I would eat it. |
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Last night I thought my neighbor was playing bass music through the night or doing construction. I opened the stopwatch on my phone and did a lap every time I heard bass pound. 0:14.61 0:14.52 0:14.23 0:14.84 It was yeast. Wild yeast. Eating my honey and creating gas in a food grade pail with a little bubble airlock. Yeast farts, using my side room as a subwoofer. It will be delicious alcohol in 5 more weeks. |
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Jan 16, 2021 17:01
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kuskus posted:
Why aren't these in order? Trying to determine yeast fart frequency here, need accurate data. |
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Jan 16, 2021 17:23
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yeast has its own timeline see that Star Trek television documentary anyway I say YES to YEAST! Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 16, 2021
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what's it gonna be, punk: active or instant
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Jan 17, 2021 04:23
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Yeast is fascinating. |
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had some roasted broc with nutritional yeast on it, thought I should post excited to see how yellow my pee gets
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nut posted:had some roasted broc with nutritional yeast on it, thought I should post Is this a real recipe, or did you just get inspired to try something daring by this thread? |
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please tell me more about using nutritional yeast. my vegan friends say they love it on popcorn, it makes their eyes shoot forward like cartoon wolves. |
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kuskus posted:please tell me more about using nutritional yeast. my vegan friends say they love it on popcorn, it makes their eyes shoot forward like cartoon wolves. this is a reall effect and it's very powerful nutritional yeast (or 'dead yeast') is yeast that had such a good time banging other yeast that it died maybe. it tastes cheesy and it's pretty nice to put on things |
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yeast doesn't bang other yeast it just masturbates itself a clone
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the number of yeast cells I've killed has to number in the quadrillions easily, maybe quintillions to make 5 gallons of beer i start with about 100 billion yeast cells, about the same as the number of people who have ever lived. that's in 100ml slurry but if you take out the growth medium they're probably only 25mL or so. the yeast slurry by the end is nearly a half a gallon, and it all goes down the drain. trillions of cells every time
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I think my favorite yeast strain might be Wyeast 3522-Belgian Ardennes. It makes tasty beers and is a really reliable strain
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I use the leftover yeastbeasts from brewing to make bread 
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Kief Richards posted:I use the leftover yeastbeasts from brewing to make bread The Australians use it to make 
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more falafel please posted:yeast doesn't bang other yeast it just masturbates itself a clone Uhhh.... Can this happen for humans? Asking for a friend... |
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Can yeast use the balldo? |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Is this a real recipe, or did you just get inspired to try something daring by this thread? my sister has done it a lot and so I just guessed what I think she puts in hers
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