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nothing beats a nice romantic monster truck rally
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 19:59 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:01 |
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Oh wow thanks that's perfect!
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:04 |
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Rodeos are always fun. just kidding, they are a bunch of animal torturers, and I come from a family of ranchers If you have a snow covered hill for sledding nearby, do that too.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:06 |
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It’s a pandemic so don’t go anywhere but still dress up nice. Maybe cook your date a romantic dinner and share a bottle of wine before getting down to business. Have your BALLDO already fitted and ready under your pants so there’s no delay in giving her what she really wants.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:07 |
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Human contact is dangerous. Maybe a nice VR date?
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:09 |
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Goon for hours and cry in the afterglow
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:09 |
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Eat rear end all night long.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:12 |
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I'm getting a vasectomy. Top that you try hards.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:19 |
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Disney Plus and Thrust OP.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:21 |
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I'm getting a balldo you binch
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:21 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Disney Plus and Thrust OP. You dating a 6 year old? LOL disney plus.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:21 |
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Balldo?
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:23 |
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Seconding the Balldo, op
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:27 |
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Waltzing Along posted:You dating a 6 year old? LOL disney plus. Sounds like you're really missing out on the disney chicks.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:30 |
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Rent out a wave machine and a canoe full of gourmet hamburgers with a card that says “you’ll always be my beef canoe”.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:43 |
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emotionally damage your cat by hugging him tightly while sobbing and telling him that he's your best friend
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:47 |
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Amarcarts posted:Balldo? BALLDO
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:49 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3952814 E. Goddamnit
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:50 |
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Commit a romantic crime such as perjury or onanism.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 20:59 |
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gonna beep the guppy
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 21:00 |
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Balldo Baggins
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 22:05 |
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I'm gonna cook for my girlfriend, her favorite meal! Ramen! And the fancy kind with tiny shrimps and little vegetables in the seasoning.
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# ? Jan 14, 2021 23:17 |
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huffing a can of ez cheez to fight the shakes
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:03 |
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Valentine's day is my birthday and I'm pretty sure it's the worst birthday of all.
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:22 |
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Driving around mooning people.
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:24 |
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Gyros and anal
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 01:55 |
Have sex, again!
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:13 |
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Internetjack posted:Rodeos are always fun. just kidding, they are a bunch of animal torturers, and I come from a family of ranchers fun fact: you can slide down big rear end grassy hills on a piece of cardboard most the time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Trashmore_Park Mt. Trashmore (whaddup Hampton Roads goons) e-whoops blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 15, 2021 |
# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:30 |
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(earlier in day) Take kids to park to ensure tiredness Take out food Put kids to bed Weed vape Haircuts Showers Dress-up followed by dress removal loving Likely showering again Cuddle in afterglow and after-action discussion while listening to music Re-hydration (v. important after a sustained gently caress session) Sleep
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:33 |
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according to tinder and bumble, ax throwing is huge right now go throw some axes
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:35 |
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Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:42 |
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Now that my previous plan assumes you have a partner, kids, and that your partner gets horny after a haircut. If you don't have those things it won't work, but I feel like the basics are sound.
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 02:45 |
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-taking down the xmas tree (together)
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 04:39 |
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That's a funny euphemism
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Sit in the shower and cry. Repeat every hour until passing out.
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# ? Jan 15, 2021 04:52 |