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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

nothing beats a nice romantic monster truck rally

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Murray
Jul 29, 2004

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Oh wow thanks that's perfect!

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Rodeos are always fun. just kidding, they are a bunch of animal torturers, and I come from a family of ranchers

If you have a snow covered hill for sledding nearby, do that too.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

It’s a pandemic so don’t go anywhere but still dress up nice. Maybe cook your date a romantic dinner and share a bottle of wine before getting down to business. Have your BALLDO already fitted and ready under your pants so there’s no delay in giving her what she really wants.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Human contact is dangerous. Maybe a nice VR date?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Goon for hours and cry in the afterglow

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Eat rear end all night long.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm getting a vasectomy.

Top that you try hards.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Disney Plus and Thrust OP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm getting a balldo you binch

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Disney Plus and Thrust OP.

You dating a 6 year old? LOL disney plus.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Balldo?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Seconding the Balldo, op

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Waltzing Along posted:

You dating a 6 year old? LOL disney plus.

Sounds like you're really missing out on the disney chicks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Rent out a wave machine and a canoe full of gourmet hamburgers with a card that says “you’ll always be my beef canoe”. :kiddo:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
emotionally damage your cat by hugging him tightly while sobbing and telling him that he's your best friend

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


BALLDO

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3952814

:balldo:

E. Goddamnit

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Commit a romantic crime such as perjury or onanism.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gonna beep the guppy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Balldo Baggins

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





I'm gonna cook for my girlfriend, her favorite meal! Ramen! And the fancy kind with tiny shrimps and little vegetables in the seasoning.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
huffing a can of ez cheez to fight the shakes

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Valentine's day is my birthday and I'm pretty sure it's the worst birthday of all.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Driving around mooning people.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Gyros and anal

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Have sex, again!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Internetjack posted:

Rodeos are always fun. just kidding, they are a bunch of animal torturers, and I come from a family of ranchers

If you have a snow covered hill for sledding nearby, do that too.


fun fact: you can slide down big rear end grassy hills on a piece of cardboard most the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Trashmore_Park

Mt. Trashmore (whaddup Hampton Roads goons)

e-whoops

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 15, 2021

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
(earlier in day) Take kids to park to ensure tiredness
Take out food
Put kids to bed
Weed vape
Haircuts
Showers
Dress-up followed by dress removal
loving
Likely showering again
Cuddle in afterglow and after-action discussion while listening to music
Re-hydration (v. important after a sustained gently caress session)
Sleep

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004
according to tinder and bumble, ax throwing is huge right now

go throw some axes

Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019
Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Now that my previous plan assumes you have a partner, kids, and that your partner gets horny after a haircut. If you don't have those things it won't work, but I feel like the basics are sound.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-taking down the xmas tree (together)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's a funny euphemism

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Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Sit in the shower and cry. Repeat every hour until passing out.

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