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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


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minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


my parents dog seems to like em

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


anecdotal... but yes, I'll put that down as a point for the pro-digestible column!


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cruft



About how much paper towel are we talkin' about here, OP?

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


one would think it not unresonable to label two wide "squares" (bounty brand size or similar, not store brands which tend to be very narrow) as a single portion or serving, no?


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


and then uses it to wipe with

cruft



mailorder bees! posted:

and then uses it to wipe with

The quicker picker-upper!

nut


u can eat paper and a towel ipso facto


cruft



Plant MONSTER. posted:

one would think it not unresonable to label two wide "squares" (bounty brand size or similar, not store brands which tend to be very narrow) as a single portion or serving, no?

Okay, I don't understand what we're doing yet, but I like to help a BYOB pal out, so I ate two squares.

Preliminary results:

  • Requires a lot of water
  • Not as tasty as tortillas
  • Probably gonna skip dinner now
  • Verified: I can eat two paper towel squares
  • Pending: Digestion results

Stay tuned...

vanisher



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.


nut


eating a roll of brawny and drinking the entire Gatorade dispenser of blue fluid


Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


lol do you think hair dressers ever look at the blue stuff their combs are in and say "haha thats my blue fluid, that's the blue fluid that came from me"


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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


NO WE CANT TALK ABOUT THAT NOW

We're here to discuss paper towel edibility for an idea I have.

So to the guy or (lady) who ate the paper towels earlier... did you make sure there were no chemicals like bleach or like wood alcohol idk


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Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


ideally want something organic with minimal binders...

Mmm I can almost taste it now!


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cruft



Plant MONSTER. posted:

NO WE CANT TALK ABOUT THAT NOW

We're here to discuss paper towel edibility for an idea I have.

So to the guy or (lady) who ate the paper towels earlier... did you make sure there were no chemicals like bleach or like wood alcohol idk

No...

I just dug the wrapper out of the trash and it doesn't list nutrition facts...

biosterous






GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A commercial where a person swallows and passes a bounty paper towel, pulls it out of the toilet and tugs on it to show how strong bounty brand paper towels are.

is this the "flossing" that kids were talking a bout like a year ago



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


it's 2am, you want baklava, but don't have any phyllo in the house

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


cruft posted:

No...

I just dug the wrapper out of the trash and it doesn't list nutrition facts...

well worst case scenario is you go blind!

Buttchocks posted:

it's 2am, you want baklava, but don't have any phyllo in the house

oh ur getting so close to my idea


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vanisher



wait what's the idea



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are we talking edible plates

cruft



Plant MONSTER. posted:

well worst case scenario is you go blind!

Update: still feeling pretty full, wish I could have had real dinner but just overall kinda meh about it. Everything else seems normal, about to go to bed.

Hope to have some answers about digestion in 10-16 hours, assuming my pooping schedule stays the same.

spooky ghost



Plant MONSTER. posted:

well worst case scenario is you go blind!


oh ur getting so close to my idea

depending on what you're trying to do, i'd suggest organic rolling papers.
lotsa different sizes, and the material is thin enough that you'd be unlikely to have issues digesting it.


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You can turn toilet paper into moonshine, if that helps.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




OP if your idea is use your body as a papier mache factory poop out papier mache trinkets, lemme tell ya, it stinks.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

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Khanstant



just bu ya bidet PM. best part is the bidet doubles as a water fountain

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


my plan is to make PAPER TOWEL JERKY

what you do is, using melted butter or meat drippings, u soak the paper towel in the melted stuff and then let it dry in light heat until the whole thing is crispy, these can then be bagged and sold as a delicious treat.

Maybe you'd need like two layers on top of eachother for sufficient thickness and crisp

Ever taste munchos? I imagine this would taste exactly like munchos.

Who is ready to make SOME MONEY with ME


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cruft



Oh, hi, OP.

Crapped an hour or so ago, so I'm thinking that's a "yes" on digestion, or at least ability to pass. I don't suppose I did a super job on breaking down cellulose, but I didn't really examine it, sorry.

Flavor was bad, gotta admit. Soaking in butter might do wonders.

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"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Plant MONSTER. posted:

my plan is to make PAPER TOWEL JERKY

what you do is, using melted butter or meat drippings, u soak the paper towel in the melted stuff and then let it dry in light heat until the whole thing is crispy, these can then be bagged and sold as a delicious treat.

Maybe you'd need like two layers on top of eachother for sufficient thickness and crisp

Ever taste munchos? I imagine this would taste exactly like munchos.

Who is ready to make SOME MONEY with ME

I don't think you can make butter crispy. I've never seen crispy butter. Crispy cheese yes, crispy butter, no. Perhaps if you sealed the butter in cheese?

nut


i can offer you $500, 000 for 15% equity


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




As a plant monster, have you considered the moral implications of the cannibalism inherent in your consumption of paper?




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I'm sure you can find a stand selling deep fried paper towels in either Scotland or an American state fair

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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In England they call it "kitchen roll".
Hmm...
Sausage roll...
Kitchen roll...
Could be on to something there.

Khanstant



whatever, i still think your idea is to wipe from the inside out by eating paper towels

cruft



cruft posted:

Oh, hi, OP.

Crapped an hour or so ago, so I'm thinking that's a "yes" on digestion, or at least ability to pass. I don't suppose I did a super job on breaking down cellulose, but I didn't really examine it, sorry.

Flavor was bad, gotta admit. Soaking in butter might do wonders.

Feeling a little distressed in the bowels right now, maybe this isn't a good idea after all.

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


suck it up princess lol


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cruft



Plant MONSTER. posted:

suck it up princess lol

This could be a good slogan for your new product!

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