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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Peloton Usernames
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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!




 Hi. I know someone getting a peloton for some reason and they apparently have to pick a username. Can you please suggest some stupid pun or funny usernames I can pass along? Bonus points if they are borderline insulting or make the person seem like a dipshit.

I already tried telling them “every day im pedalin” and “idiot” and “cycling girl 69420” but they didn’t like those.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




 orphan peddler would be my name. maybe 'wretched orphan peddler' if the first one is taken.

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wa27
Jan 14, 2007



 The Old Dope Peddler

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


 Jumping Jackoff

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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Represent!

 2pale2rideoutside

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

 spandex=bitchmade

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
410,757,864,530 DEAD WOLFGIRLS


 Tuglord Bike Fuxker

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

 ghostbike=IDIOT

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

 Peddlerophile

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

 xXXSepirothXXx

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

 Sore Taint

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Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT


 Peddler on the Roof

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


 Seatfarter69

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Flunky
Jan 1, 2014



 what kind of usernames do the rich people who own pelotons choose? i'm too irony poisoned to even imagine

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Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


 Fatty McButterpants

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 Bichael Scott

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

 Bikester420

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

 Armstrongs Missing NUT

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 Afraid_To_Go_Outside

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

 daddy's spicy little bike slut

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

 Peddleguy

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Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

"Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"


 Peloton_Username1

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

 syt bareass

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020



 SarahPeddlin

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Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

 smelloton

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Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







 MoveToTheSideForCars

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

 Mike Hunt

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 Penny_Farting

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Roumba
Jun 29, 2005


Buglord

 Boom & Bust Cycle

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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





 Lance's Left Nut

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

 "RIP Tom Hanks"



better to get in front of it

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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





 I Use Steroids

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

 FuckedTheHost

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Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



 lots of good usernames here
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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

 Pedal2theMedalOfHonor1942

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

 BikeLivesMatter

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's bulbasaur!

 JustNeededSomewhereToHangLaundry465

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1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


 THEY_SEE_ME_ROLLIN’

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





 Weedlord Bonerhitler

can't go wrong with a classic

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



 RollerSkater12

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