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pls discuss proper dog petting technique in this megathread will edit the op with all the collected techniques e: HOW DO I PET MY DOG? Try the lower sides next to where the belly fluffs meet the side fluffs Dog Armpit vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jan 15, 2021 |
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Jan 15, 2021 04:40
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I go for the lower sides, where the belly fluff meets the side fluffs, or the dog armpit, which are good spots for my dog
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Jan 15, 2021 04:41
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1. Hands approach both sides of dog's head as joyful noises are administered via your mouth 2. Happy noises get louder as hands touch down on both dog ears at once 3. Rub scritch and fluff the ears + top of pup head, continue to make positive sound effects https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm |
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Jan 15, 2021 05:18
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i stand up and pat my legs and my dogs stretches up then i rub her ears and back. or i wait for her to want pets and she rolls over on her back and barks at me to rub her belly. |
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Jan 15, 2021 05:49
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observe the dog take notes
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Jan 15, 2021 06:05
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day 1: the dog is looking at me as my hands hover over him, 6" at most
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Jan 15, 2021 06:06
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day 262: have still no touched the dog despite his best efforts to show me the friendship square
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Jan 15, 2021 06:07
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you gotta smoooosh that little mushy face oh yes you do. ohhhh who’s a little woobie woobie doody bear? you are!
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Jan 15, 2021 06:28
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nice gentle pats
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Jan 15, 2021 06:39
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VANISHER
HEATHER PAPPS
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give a scritch to the haunch, wait for a dance. if no dance occurs scritch a new area.
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Jan 15, 2021 08:09
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if u start w/ rear end in a top hat scritches ur dog will bite. Lee don't try it  consider this 1 a free lesson
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Jan 15, 2021 09:18
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I like to bring in a second petter and do a good cop/bad cop routine. First I come in like "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? TELL ME NOW!" while giving them a rough housey, tously rub down and getting them all excited, then my partner goes in more gently with ear scritches and face smooshes like "You are! Yes you are!" And drat it, it gets results |
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Jan 15, 2021 15:09
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the dogs i see (my boss's dogs) have wrinklefaces so they often get a gentle face massage, wriggling all those wrinkles around, while making direct eye contact and giving them a friendly (no teeth!) smile. they also have tiny nub tails so they don't really wag them but one of them responds with very happy wiggles, and the other responds with pawing at my leg if i stop, so also one of them likes to get friendly thumps on the side while leaning into my leg. she is barrel shaped and the thump is quite resonant, it's great
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Jan 15, 2021 16:17
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google THIS posted:I like to bring in a second petter and do a good cop/bad cop routine. First I come in like "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? TELL ME NOW!" while giving them a rough housey, tously rub down and getting them all excited, then my partner goes in more gently with ear scritches and face smooshes like "You are! Yes you are!" |
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Jan 15, 2021 16:35
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I let her into my lap and she stretches out her tummy, and then while petting her tummy she leans back far enough to see the world upside-down. Another good one is letting her on the sofa while watching something, and she nuzzles into me then curls into the other side of the sofa, but then occasionally prods me to get me to rub her belly 
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Jan 15, 2021 16:37
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Heather Papps posted:give a scritch to the haunch, wait for a dance. if no dance occurs scritch a new area. some older dogs reeeeally like it when you give their hips and lumbar a good rub. careful, though - hip dysplasia can be really painful for some of them - to the point where they'll bite if you even get near their hips. 
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Jan 15, 2021 17:35
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With a little dog with a long face you're gonna want to get in under the chin and then work your way up to the big floppy ears. Do not scratch the tongue he will not like it.
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Jan 15, 2021 18:44
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day 378: the dog has grown weary of me and I fear there's a growing distrust between us. when I hover my hand over him he growls quietly
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Jan 15, 2021 18:48
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I'm questioning the ethics of this study 
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Jan 15, 2021 19:43
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a million tiny gentle king fu chops distributed evenly about the dorsal surface
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Jan 15, 2021 22:26
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I fear intimacy, so my dog and I mostly shake hands and make small talk. Sometimes there is a really awkward shoulder-based hug, but the embrace is always either too tight or too loose, and it's kind of creepy for both of us. |
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Jan 16, 2021 01:28
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Imagine your dog is a fish. Right behind the gills is a good spot |
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Jan 16, 2021 02:34
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day 472: the dog has somehow crafted a crude set of tools and is constructing something sinister.
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Jan 16, 2021 03:51
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nick nack gentle pat give a dog a bone woof
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Jan 16, 2021 10:38
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Luvcow posted:day 472: the dog has somehow crafted a crude set of tools and is constructing something sinister. stay safe, lucow e: also, sinister dog |
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Jan 16, 2021 15:16
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Depends on the dog really. My former housemate's dog loved butt pats and scratches s LOT |
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Jan 16, 2021 16:11
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day 498: there is now a second dog and i have no idea where it came from. it ignores me as if i am not here and at one point it walked into me and tried to knock me down a flight of stairs. the first dog appeared to laugh at this. my worry grows.
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Jan 16, 2021 17:24
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Nosfereefer posted:e: also, sinister dog i didnt know dogs could be left- or right-pawed |
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Jan 16, 2021 18:24
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Step 1: Find the fluffiest part of the dog. Step 2: Bury face. Step 3: belly rubs |
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Jan 17, 2021 05:03
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behold my dog  it fluff
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Jan 17, 2021 05:44
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:behold porn for people who like to pet dogs very beautiful i'm hoping the sausage was delicious to him
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Jan 17, 2021 07:16
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it was a hot dog  
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Jan 17, 2021 09:06
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I tell all my friends that they are “scritches”, but deep down I know it’s just a normal scratching technique
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Jan 17, 2021 18:27
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I begin to wonder who I am doing this for, me or the dog?
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Jan 17, 2021 19:02
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google THIS posted:I like to bring in a second petter and do a good cop/bad cop routine. First I come in like "WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? TELL ME NOW!" while giving them a rough housey, tously rub down and getting them all excited, then my partner goes in more gently with ear scritches and face smooshes like "You are! Yes you are!" you're a loose canine, but a drat good boy! |
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Jan 18, 2021 19:48
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You pet it gently with mustard |
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Jan 18, 2021 20:00
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you need to find their reset button for most dogs its where the tail connects to the back then you just scratch right there then they freeze up and lick the air |
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Jan 19, 2021 00:00
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u hole ur hand out and the dog moves
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Jan 19, 2021 02:55
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snout down tail up that's the way we scritch the fluff |
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