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eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

no, i've never heard of this guy either, hes an actor who was in the social network and call me by your name but more importantly *ALLEGEDLY* he's very into the idea of eating people as evidenced by numerous women leaking his DMs

https://twitter.com/tevinauguste/status/1348356976867213316

https://twitter.com/rachelweisiz/status/1348066999226806276







theres a billion more examples on here https://www.instagram.com/houseofeffie/

eleven extra elephants fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jan 15, 2021

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Fartie Asser.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Shall I slow cook or airfryer my meat for all to consume? Maybe sous vide?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

Sounds like a sex pest who's taking things to the next level.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



Well I won't be purchasing his baking soda any more, that's for sure.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest


Seems like an extremely horny vampire

scale of 1- 5 sex pest prob 2.9

also i always called him Arnie Hammer. Isn't that the dude from the Lone Ranger reboot (lol)?

henkman
Oct 8, 2008


"call me by your name"

"Armin Meiwes"

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Pretty sure he's a hammer, it says right there in the name.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

So it's some sex pervert with a twitter idgi

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)


tired: jeff bezos "i love you alive girl"

wired: armie hammer "I love you soon-to-be-dead girl"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

New Year, New Me!

Maybe he's preparing for a role

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



i admit I was barely paying attention for much of its runtime but “call me by your name” sketched me the gently caress out in a really huge way

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!



here's me thinking i was being sexually adventurous by doing it with the lights on!!

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest


/\/\/\/\ that's pretty loving scary

I have not and will not check, but I bet there are a lot of thirsty individuals on twerper wishing that Armie Harmie would eat their pancreas

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







idgi are you sexting with this dude OP?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Eating rear end taken to dangerous extremes itt

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest


Eating even the rear end bones, BREAKING THEM, cock in hand
A voice note away

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Dude sucks, would never have made it in hollywood if he didn’t have those exact connections

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Pawn 17 posted:

idgi are you sexting with this dude OP?

yes, and we're in love.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004




Slippery Tilde

This sheds new light on that scene in The Social Network where the Winklevoss twins gently caress and drink each others' blood.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

if armier hammer is probably a cannibal, then what's armiest hammer?

Also, imagine being named Armand Douglas Hammer and choosing to go by "Armie". Like...why.

Shogunner
Apr 29, 2010

Ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the rapetrain.

i knew he was hosed up when i saw all the proper punctuation and caps, what a freak

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~






Rockman Reserve posted:

i admit I was barely paying attention for much of its runtime but “call me by your name” sketched me the gently caress out in a really huge way

it was the least gay gay movie I’ve ever seen. The actors were so clearly not into it. And yeah the message was gross too

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Bust me by your Nut

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



nom nom nom

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

wow someone with massive generational wealth is a demented sociopath, what a surprise

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Some of those who were in forces

Are the same that eat faces

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


literally who?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

literally who?

Mega64
May 23, 2008






Go figure it'd take "being a cannibal" for people to actually acknowledge Armie Hammer exists.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


He should just take up playing video games instead of eating and drinking people imo

naem
May 29, 2011



army hammer

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


But I dunno, maybe loving that girls rear end turns you into a cannibal?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


God I mean, there’s just no consistency with this guy. It’s just like “everything cannibalism” Like do jerky or fry the muscles or drink blood, like pick one thing to be passionate about dude. He just hears anything vore and he’s like “I’m on it man” like wtfart?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)



Make it one of those meat tenderizer hammers and then its accurate for the ham man

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!


aside from the misspelling in the title i didn't actually know this dude is a descendent of this guy

edit: wait, no hes not, nvm

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

Mega64 posted:

Go figure it'd take "being a cannibal" for people to actually acknowledge Armie Hammer exists.

also funny is that article is like 5 years old at this point

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

New Year, New Me!

I thought the Man from UNCLE movie was kind of fun

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

A Fancy Hat posted:

Well I won't be purchasing his baking soda any more, that's for sure.

You kid, but his grandfather Armand Hammer literally bought enough shares to be on the board of the company because people kept making jokes about it.

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