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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Toothan Nail

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ivana Haveufordinner

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Carrie Awte

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Forkand Steakknife

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Filet O’Me

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Amanda Hugandchew

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fanny Digestible

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Cannibal the Cannibal

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Anice Chianti

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Piggy Longe

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

What's her name?

S'Pam

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Alotta Gristle

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Dildo Jones

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Arm & Hammer logo always makes me think of fisting. I wonder if Mr Hammer does that to tenderize the meat.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

BigBadSteve posted:

The Arm & Hammer logo always makes me think of fisting. I wonder if Mr Hammer does that to tenderize the meat.

The arm is what he's eating, freshly cut off of someone trying to fend him off with a hammer

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
I will never be able to watch anything with this guy in it knowing he probably thinks about eating people when he jerks off. Gross!!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

I will never be able to watch anything with this guy in it knowing he probably thinks about eating people when he jerks off. Gross!!

What's weirder, a person thinks about eating people when he's jerking off or a guy who thinks about jerking off when he's eating people?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Probably the second guy imo because cannibalism aside the idea of thinking about something while jerking off is pretty normal but if like eating lunch gets you hard that's kinda hosed up

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

christmas boots posted:

Probably the second guy imo because cannibalism aside the idea of thinking about something while jerking off is pretty normal but if like eating lunch gets you hard that's kinda hosed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKhJnKrf9M

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
because of the thread title now I call this guy "arm-ee-ay" hammer

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Pontificating rear end posted:

because of the thread title now I call this guy "arm-ee-ay" hammer

Is that not his name?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Handing out Valentines cards that say I chew chew choose you

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Brain Curry posted:

Handing out Valentines cards that say I chew chew choose you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They do say, the best way to a man's heart is through the stomach

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

They do say, the best way to a man's heart is through the stomach

Don't do this, if you shoot him in the gut you'll never find him.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Depends on what you shoot with

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

They do say, the best way to a man's heart is through the stomach

That old chesstnut is untrue. The way to a man's heart is actually through his dick. Which is why Armier Hammer likes to eat that part of a man first.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Did this guy eat the OP?

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

The Klowner posted:

Let he or she who has not lusted for long pork cast the first stone

E: to be clear, Armando Hammer the third deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the sun for the emotional abuse and manipulation he's perpetrated... but, friends, fellow posters, if two consenting adults wish to literally eat each other, who are we to judge?

"Looking for a normally-built 18- to 25-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed. -Der Metzgermeister"

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

army hammer ate my balls

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Armando biting down on my balls, which burst like waterballoons filled with peepee

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
boy, this armier hammer guy seems to have bit off more than he could chew with these cannibal comments

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve heard cannibals save the balls for last

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
he really put his foot in his mouth with this stuff

oh wait, that's not his foot, nevermind

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're thinking of canteatballs, canniballs are all about the the sack

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
at least he doesn't have to worry about any of his victims fingering him

at least until he has a bowel movement

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The Klowner posted:

but, friends, fellow posters, if two consenting adults wish to literally eat each other, who are we to judge?

The nation of Germany decided that this is distinctly not above board quite a while ago

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