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Flannelette posted:Knock off crab thread. There's room for both a shrimp and a crab thread. (The octopus thread needs something to eat after all)
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You guys seen these shrimps? This ain’t no 31-40 poo poo. It’s like some 1-5 poo poo. Big fuccin shrimps. Post your best shrimps. Jumbo shrimp 
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Jan 16, 2021 01:14
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What if you put a little burger in a shrimp?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Jumbo shrimp Where? 
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*Blushes*
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Hello
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What if you put a little burger in a shrimp? God that must be the worlds smallest hamburger. 
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Jan 16, 2021 01:18
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Imagine having children children with shrimp. Just imagine a kiss on their cold red shell, just a peck. Just a little kiss. No harm. I love them.
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Jan 16, 2021 01:18
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It would admittedly be p cool if the afterbirth was just a bunch of little popcorn shrimp. 
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Jan 16, 2021 01:24
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Popcorn shrimp is real friend. They have a genus and everything.
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Jan 16, 2021 01:30
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Wow you know what? I’m so stupid I didn’t even fuggin know that pal!
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Jan 16, 2021 01:38
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https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.ne...22c&oe=601E82A4
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Pistol shrimps are pretty cool
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Hell, same
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Pistol shrimps are pretty cool Their eyes are one of the most complex in the animal kingdom and have evolved to see wavelengths of light that we can't even imagine being able to view. ...and we're not really sure WHY because it doesn't seem to serve them any particular evolutionary advantage per se.
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Jan 16, 2021 02:27
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Paint Crop Pro posted:Gonna toss some scramps into my gumbo same shromp good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOXLvFzMXuo
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Jan 16, 2021 02:41
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give me those tubes
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Mario Galaxy 3 lookin' weird
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Jan 16, 2021 05:50
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Oh, wait.. these are lobsters guys. Srry.  
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVAsPS_7IKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHSLWOh3lJg
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Knormal posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_RAwQFg2Y I didn't think shrimp lived in beach sand. That looks like a low oxygen environment. How do they breathe? Also, won't those shrimp quickly pick up new parasites? It looks like every shrimp have them. Maybe the relationship is symbiotic?
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Bula Vinaka posted:I didn't think shrimp lived in beach sand. That looks like a low oxygen environment. How do they breathe? The uploader pinned a comment that said the parasites aren't native and each one will eventually kill their host shrimp by stealing nutrients
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^^^ Ah, well. Makes it a bit less insane but still. Knormal posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz_RAwQFg2Y First of all I didn't know about the shrimp parasites or that they can stay in the sand like that, so I guess I learned something today, but. a) Why would you do this. Even if it does help the shrimp for a bit, it's like trying to rake the forest ground. b) How the gently caress does he have 1.5 million subscribers, with 2.5M views on that video alone?! This is more than some very popular tech or car channels that took many years to grow and he did it in 2. I should probably quit my job and go record myself giving city rats a bath or something. Bula Vinaka posted:I didn't think shrimp lived in beach sand. That looks like a low oxygen environment. How do they breathe? I dunno if it's symbiotic but it's almost definitely completely pointless considering how many shrimp and parasites there are. He can spend all day there and it's a literal drop in the ocean. mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Pistol shrimp pump Edit: pistol shrimp Gump Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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looking at those parasites creeps me the gently caress out, please either delete that video or post something happy/cool to take my mind off it
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Simping for a shrimping.
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"Give a Squatch a shramp and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Squatch to skrimp and watch him get gently caress nasty." --ancient native American saying
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one of them shrimp sonofabitches stole my hubcaps
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I'm gonna be honest here I'm actually allergic to swimp/shrimp/shrempf. What's it like being able to eat your tiny little shrampers without blowing up like that willy wonka chick
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EBI-KANI-ICS shrimp-crab-aerobics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9nmGLZUGR4 peanut fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jan 19, 2021 |
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Lieutenant Dan posted:I'm gonna be honest here I'm actually allergic to swimp/shrimp/shrempf. What's it like being able to eat your tiny little shrampers without blowing up like that willy wonka chick Helps that I'm also allergic to all sorts of seafood.
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There aren't a lot of buttholes humans will voluntarily eat, but when you eat shrimp you eat the butthole too. What other animal butthole do humans eat? I guess if you eat a hotdog there are buttholes in there which is crazy since pigs are so much larger than shrimp. You can't pop a whole pig in your mouth like you do with shrimp and yes I know that you remove the heads of shrimp before eating them. You also devein shrimp which means getting rid of their poop sacks, but the butthole is still intact. I guess people who eat crickets and other bugs eat those buttholes. Shrimp are sea bugs after all. You don't eat a lobster's butthole though, unless you a freak. Not even a crawfish's butthole would you eat. I like my shrimp buttholes with tajin and cocktail sauce.
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Eggs include buttholes in potentia, and I'm not even going to mention balut
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Eggs have butthole potential but I don't think eating an egg counts, sorry Balut counts though
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What about, like, a clam or a mussel. Do they technically have a butt
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Yeah it's also their mouth. They have invented rear end eating
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Yeah I guess bivalves have anus
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I thought eating rear end was en vogue, check out old grannypants OP
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