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Big Beef City posted:Got those shoes on a shrimpulse buy, sounds like I did get them at a seafood street market come to think of it. 
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How’s this for a hot take: I loving hate shrimp. I worked in a fancy restaurant kitchen for two years in high school and deveining all them little bastards was just murder. Pretty sure I had a mild allergy too since I’d get headaches and my fingers would get all itchy. Every time I see a shrimp even now I just see loving red and start foaming at the mouth hootin and hollerin to anyone who’ll listed about how much I ate those little sumbitches.
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Jan 17, 2021 23:51
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How’s this for a hot take: you're becoming a shrimp
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Jan 17, 2021 23:56
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i eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisonin
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Enfys posted:you're becoming a shrimp What do you mean? *waggles eyestalks*
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Shrimp chips Shrimp Chips
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it's shrumpelievable!
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Jan 18, 2021 00:50
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I'm many countries such as Canada and Spain shrimp are used as currency
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Jan 18, 2021 01:25
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I would like brightly colored shrimp sushi
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One of my coworkers has one on these self-sustaining ecosystem sphere things on his desk: It's basically a life sentence of solitary coninement for the shrimp.
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its january 2nd so you know that im buying about 15 frozen shrimp rings and it's breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next week
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Knormal posted:One of my coworkers has one on these self-sustaining ecosystem sphere things on his desk: What happens when the shrimp gets so large that it hatches out of this container do you have to fight it or can you eat it immediately
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Jan 18, 2021 03:25
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looks like good setup for tube harvesting
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Big Beef City posted:What happens when the shrimp gets so large that it hatches out of this container do you have to fight it or can you eat it immediately
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How’s this for a hot take: Ugh god I know taking the laces out suuuuucks. 
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Knormal posted:One of my coworkers has one on these self-sustaining ecosystem sphere things on his desk: In Blue Planet II they find two shrimp who were washed into a sponge as baby shrimp. The sponge grew around them closing the hole in the top, and they're now too big to ever escape the sponge. It's a male and female shrimp though so they are just having tons of shrimp babies while being protected from predators and getting to snack on stuff that floats into the sponge in the currents, so they're living longer than free shrimp, just loving and eating all day long in safety.
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How many shrimps you think it would take to fill abe Lincoln’s hat?
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How many shrimps you think it would take to fill abe Lincoln’s hat? Lincoln did a fine job filling it by himself.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How many shrimps you think it would take to fill abe Lincoln’s hat? Abe lincoln was only 2'7" tall in modern measurements, which was considered giant in his day, but in that time giant animals still roamed the earth so probably only like half a shrimps
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Never seen a single shrimp donate to charity. NOT ONCE. It's because they're all shellfish, you see.
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ancient shrimp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Vq4cKOHHk
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frankee posted:ancient shrimp That's a good movie
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2Ief4kjrI
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So I was at the seafood restaurant today, and I was having my typical shrimp cocktail on ice, bowl of cereal, and mimosa, and I started having another chat with the seaman  . He kept talking about this frog with lips. I asked him, human lips? Or did this little froggy happen upon some wax lips and thought it’d be funny to put them on? He just gave me a knowing glance and topped off my mimosa. What the hell was that supposed to mean? I was still hungry for more shrimps so I went to the street market for some shrimps, and I ended up buying more shoes to replace the ones i boiled. I’m gonna get to the bottom of this, even if it means Monday brunch. 
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ArmZ posted:i eat so many shrimp according to UGK, bitches will gently caress for shrimp
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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1351373012797419520?s=21
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You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
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Big Beef City posted:Abe lincoln was only 2'7" tall in modern measurements, which was considered giant in his day, but in that time giant animals still roamed the earth so probably only like half a shrimps I wanna build a time machine and poo poo in that shrimps hat. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:Hello.
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numberoneposter posted:You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice? there are a few health code violations but it's worth it
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Good news and good news guys. I told the shoe salesman of my misfortune and he filled my new shoes with shrimps. I am going to sous vide these delicious shrimps in these jordans and eat brunch at the frog leg cafe to avoid that misleading seaman.
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 e goddammit that's a lobster
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Empty Sandwich posted:
Excuse me please keep this kind of posting to the dedicated Lobster Motorcycle thread thank u
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TheAardvark posted:Excuse me please keep this kind of posting to the dedicated Lobster Motorcycle thread thank u Christ just go right back to gbs 1.0 rules already. No profanity, proper punctuation, proper spelling, no lobster motorcycles in non-lobster motorcycle threads. Unbelievable. I'll take my crustacean posting elsewhere if this doesn't let up.
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please dont be so shellfish, i shrimply cant take such crabbiness
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TheAardvark posted:Excuse me please keep this kind of posting to the dedicated Lobster Motorcycle thread thank u Actually that's a sheep motorcycle 
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Shramps Shremps Shromps Shrumps
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:How’s this for a hot take: DarkVeinTantrum
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