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Jackapol
Sep 16, 2007
Huh huh buhhh.

So I'm sitting here thinking to myself, had a fun thought, and was like, hey it might be fun to write it out and have it spread out it the madness of the interweb 2021. I make an account, never done a reddit before, always just kinda used it as a general oh thats a thing that happened in the states today, and sometimes weed pics when I'm high.

Done and done and off I go a typing. Finished, proof read, corrected the mistakes and hit that post button. NOPE. Not enough "karma"......the loving gently caress what? What is this poo poo, what mad god has gone and tainted an idea such as karma. Oh gently caress you reddit, right there. But wait, maybe there's a rule I missed or didn't read, oh like this one, #7:

7.
No posts about Reddit or its functions.
Posts which include any mention of Reddit, subreddits, karma, or anything tangentially related are not allowed here.

.....and this is some Catch 22 bs, I cannot fathom what reasons they must have for this, what secrets they must hide (you know beyond the kiddy porn) for this kinda madness to be seen as the norm. And this poo poo is popular and with so many people just going along I now look more in stunned horrified awe at what is basically one of the biggest, most connected, "thing" that exists on the internet today.

Man the kids of tomorrow have no gotdamn chance do they, hoooo thats a big house of fuckery is what that is.

(See SA is the superior choice, after all these years this dumb little comedy forum founded by assholes still rises ahead, not of its betterment, but of how the others seem to come up short when not stopping themselves from becoming monsters.)

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat




Post ur penis hole

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



ok boomer

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







If you want to post on reddit, you need to grind for karma first.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012


Most subreddits have an extremely extremely basic anti-spam precaution where they basically don't let you post new "threads" if you've never commented or only made extremely lovely comments, based on your number of upvotes. Reddit absolutely loving sucks but this really isn't being "so guarded."

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


how is redit formed?

how I get rad-pilled???

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"



Don't post on reddit. It's full of weirdos.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



when I'm horny (all of the time) I go to reddit and then I'm not horny anymore

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007



what rules? are you talking about the "redditquette" page because that's a joke. its a popularity contest social media website, people use it exactly as such and those "rules" never apply. certainly there are infinite posts on reddit about reddit and karma. its basically like a postcount on some random forums when you need to make some dumb whitenoise posts before they let you ask your question in the questions forum or whatever

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

when I'm horny (all of the time) I go to reddit and then I'm not horny anymore

Hmm... maybe I should give this Reddit place a chance...

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Switches Set


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



So I'm👇 sitting 👇 here thinking😕 to myself😕, had a fun 😲😳thought, and 😮was 😮like, hey😲 it might 😒😈be fun 😈😈to write🤠 it out ✔✔

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I look at this thread. Then I read it.
Is that what you wanted?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...



LOL!!!

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the cow








start jerking off to kiddies and you'll fit right in to reddit

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Reddit, not even once.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




i use reddit for pictures of cute rabbits and mediocre discussion on my local base and basketball teams, its fine so long as you don't dip into the 'main' areas

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



DPPH

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


Everyone knows that the merit of any statement made on the Internet is based on how many people agree with it.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Jackapol posted:

And this poo poo is popular and with so many people just going along I now look more in stunned horrified awe at what is basically one of the biggest, most connected, "thing" that exists on the internet today.




Ay what the gently caress is this sentence tho

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

zaepg posted:

So I'm👇 sitting 👇 here thinking😕 to myself😕, had a fun 😲😳thought, and 😮was 😮like, hey😲 it might 😒😈be fun 😈😈to write🤠 it out ✔✔

ha ha take my upboat!!!

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Frank Frank posted:

Don't post on reddit. It's full of weirdos.

As compared to this place?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



The Walrus posted:

i use reddit for pictures of cute rabbits and mediocre discussion on my local base and basketball teams, its fine so long as you don't dip into the 'main' areas

my local team is alabama i dont get the privilege of speaking to non zealots

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Darth Brooks posted:

As compared to this place?

Yes.

Jackapol
Sep 16, 2007
Huh huh buhhh.

Poohs Packin posted:

Ay what the gently caress is this sentence tho

Man I dunno, I think it's fine. By my standards it's pretty good cause it's in that sweet zone where I haven't tipped too far in one direction, where I would have none of the thoughts to write in the first place, but not so far where I'm ramblin on about how the 4th wave of ska gonna wash away all the other inferior genres of music. So you know, sweet spot.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Reddit is 49 percent kids and 50 percent idiots, the last percent is, you guessed it me, me.

Reddit is bad because if you don't follow the current group think your comments gets shuffled into obscurity. This leads to the top thing being either the current "good" opinion or a dumb injoke like "instructions unclear, penis stuck in cake".

But there's a lot of good content too, so reddit is a land of contrast.

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



reddit is bad OP but it is good to google up specific things when you need them like how some computer thing works or some car or some rear end and titty pics. just don't post on there and interact with people or you will lose your mind

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

OP you need to have 100 posts in gbs to post in gbs please post more before posting


Regarding the op i can't recommend it enough to never go to reddit for anything. The "information" people confidently post on there makes even goons look informed.

egg_dog
Nov 11, 2005

*craps erotically*


Fun Shoe

Reddit is a good site to go to if I want to be directed to the app store four times before being able to read half a sentence that I need to click on to read the rest of.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream


egg_dog posted:

Reddit is a good site to go to if I want to be directed to the app store four times before being able to read half a sentence that I need to click on to read the rest of.

Dont use your phone to browse the internet maybe?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



Reddit is just for porn. Also use a third party reddit app to entergage that porn

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Post ur penis hole

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



using the word "one" in that context is just blehhhh

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig


Step 1. dont use reddit
Step 2. make fun of reddit in the reddit thread in gbs

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Reddit is just for porn. Also use a third party reddit app to entergage that porn

egg_dog
Nov 11, 2005

*craps erotically*


Fun Shoe

luchajones posted:

Dont use your phone to browse the internet maybe?
i was using my smart fridge

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It's bulbasaur!

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Reddit is just for porn. Also use a third party reddit app to entergage that porn

It was also for before they cracked down on that.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Thankfully they cracked down on a lot of the porn too.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009




The Great Twist

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Post ur penis hole

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Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010







Lipstick Apathy

what

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