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devmd01 posted:5yo, staying home because sick: “I’m bored.” jesus christ
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devmd01 posted:5yo, staying home because sick: “I’m bored.” 
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Sep 13, 2022 20:50
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might as well let the kid run the grill from here on out, honestly
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rotor posted:might as well let the kid run the grill from here on out, honestly lmao let him change brake pads and cut the grass too
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rotor posted:might as well let the kid run the grill from here on out, honestly
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devmd01 posted:5yo, staying home because sick: “I’m bored.” 
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Sep 14, 2022 11:04
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I have taught my kids a lot about how to be silly Probably going to have to teach them more about how to be serious, when needed
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Sep 14, 2022 13:06
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took toddler to a water park type thing, getting changed she looked at me and just went "yuck", not sure I can disagree tbh. then her favourite part was..... The showers before you got in lol. just charging around waving her arms shouting "shower! shower!"
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Sep 15, 2022 19:05
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baby is due in 3 weeks. i'm cooking 4kg of curry chicken, next weekend 5kg of bolognese. this is following the advice of some people in the thread. i can't believe there's only 3 week-ends to go before she sticks her nose out! i'm excited as ever!
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Sep 18, 2022 11:48
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three weeks! good luck, it’s about to get real. don’t sweat it if your wife/partner calls your names during the birth
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Sep 18, 2022 12:14
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go play outside Skyler posted:baby is due in 3 weeks. i'm cooking 4kg of curry chicken, next weekend 5kg of bolognese. this is following the advice of some people in the thread. i hadn’t read that advice but yum. sounds like a good fuckin plan
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Sep 18, 2022 20:58
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we had the freezer loaded up with various casseroles and it owned. not sure if it’s been discussed ITT but if they offer to keep baby in the little nursery thing for the night, hop on that and get some sleep if possible. being a new parent is hard enough, no need to be sleep deprived right off the bat if you can avoid it
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Sep 18, 2022 22:00
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I found my old Thomas the tank engine trains and rails and gave them to the kids and they’re obsessed do they still make these? I could only find the plastic ones instead of the wooden ones, and my wife said the last time she saw them was at something called Noodle Kidoodle when she was a kid
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Sep 19, 2022 01:03
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oh I found them at Walmart of all places
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Sep 19, 2022 01:26
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brio still makes wooden train sets and a couple of the independent toy stores carry them here
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Sep 19, 2022 02:16
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melissa and doug sell wooden trains that are compatible with all the brio stuff
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Sep 19, 2022 02:18
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HamAdams posted:if they offer to keep baby in the little nursery thing for the night, hop on that and get some sleep if possible. being a new parent is hard enough, no need to be sleep deprived right off the bat if you can avoid it i would not be able to do this, i'd be worried they'd lose it
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I’m not sure I would do it different knowing what I know, but our eldest did not sleep very well her first night. my go-to technique for calming a baby was and is “hold them and sway, walk, or dance in place.” it worked to get her to go to sleep, but she would wake up 8-20 minutes later, again and again. It’s a hell of a memory and documented by fitness tracker data, but having our daughter go be watched by nurses probably would have been fine + the extra sleep would not have hurt. kind of like the kid showed up and was like, “yo, you work for me now” our youngest, on the other hand, slept so peacefully his first night that I was, in contrast to my first experience, afraid something was wrong lol
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I am very concerned that our newest due in December is going to give me the Normal Tiny Baby experience instead of the two “I sleep through the night by 8 weeks old” experiences I’ve had, and now that I’m four years older it will be much more of a challenge than it would have been back then 
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idk if this kid is sick or teething again but boy howdy is she waking up like every hour and a half about it
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I am very concerned that our newest due in December is going to give me the Normal Tiny Baby experience instead of the two “I sleep through the night by 8 weeks old” experiences I’ve had, and now that I’m four years older it will be much more of a challenge than it would have been back then
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my 3yo likes to join in group conversations now. he waits for a gap then says 'i'm talking about snakes' and drops a Snake Fact
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bobbilljim posted:my 3yo likes to join in group conversations now. he waits for a gap then says 'i'm talking about snakes' and drops a Snake Fact got any cool snake facts for us
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Sep 21, 2022 02:47
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the boa constrictor is the biggest snake. apparently it's too big to fit in the world
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We don't understand how this happened but our 7yo has become much cooler and more popular than either of us ever were.
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got a new baby yesterday, now we have two boys 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I am very concerned that our newest due in December is going to give me the Normal Tiny Baby experience instead of the two “I sleep through the night by 8 weeks old” experiences I’ve had, and now that I’m four years older it will be much more of a challenge than it would have been back then We're due in December too! I've signed up for the suck but it's our first so I'm sure I've underestimated just how tired we'll be
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congrats! hoping the best for you all.
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fisting by many posted:got a new baby yesterday, now we have two boys contrats person I don't know. fantastic news
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my eldest has passed a watershed moment, he now has an iphone better and newer than mine
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fisting by many posted:got a new baby yesterday, now we have two boys boys rule girls drool
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our kid is slated to be a boy. i feel bad for feeling slight disappointment, like i wanted a girl kind of. like god, another one of me walking around wth is this? anyway, we had an ultrasound checkup recently and the tech printed out a picture with "it's a boy!" on it and a cursor pointing at the penis. i don't really need a picture of my boy's penis pointed out on the ultrasound but what can you do. most of the other pictures are cute, but seeing all the bones, the brain, and everything else was very weird.
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Sep 24, 2022 21:51
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probably because seeing someone’s bones and brains is weird
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RokosCockatrice posted:boys rule girls drool i think you will find that they both drool
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i hate to break it to you but all babies drool
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Eeyo posted:our kid is slated to be a boy. i feel bad for feeling slight disappointment, like i wanted a girl kind of. like god, another one of me walking around wth is this? for a good time remind your wife that she has three sets of teeth in her while pregnant
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Eeyo posted:our kid is slated to be a boy. i feel bad for feeling slight disappointment, like i wanted a girl kind of. like god, another one of me walking around wth is this? the best bit is when you can see all teeth in their tiny head. turns out babies' heads are like 80% teeth
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my 11yo has stormed off from his mothers house to his nanas and his mother (my ex wife) texted me and said he’s being a prick how come he’s never a prick when he’s with me huh? of course it’s never truly this simple but I really think she’s hitting a brick wall with her approach to him and she’s not backing down and it’s just not a productive nor healthy approach. she needs to take him where he’s at and work with him and support him, not stand steadfast and never concede and get him to the point he’s messaging me saying he hates it there and doesn’t want to go back
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kitten emergency posted:for a good time remind your wife that she has three sets of teeth in her while pregnant laughed hard at this, then got stuck trying to analyze why it is funny
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:laughed hard at this, then got stuck trying to analyze why it is funny that’s why it’s perfect
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