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Jonny 290 posted:mods are basically internet parents 
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...I mean if you need a new trash can why not
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Jan 17, 2021 01:09
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..."long car rides"? that sounds dangerous, like you're trying to get covid!
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Jan 18, 2021 17:17
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President Beep posted:and also not forming babby too early or too late... i really should’ve known grandparenting would have a strong undertone of “MWAHAHA YOUR TURN NOW” hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jan 19, 2021 |
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Jan 19, 2021 03:30
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echinopsis posted:do you guys constantly correct your kids bad use of english? what age are they? because replying “I don’t know, can you?” to a teenager when they ask if they can do something versus correcting a toddler’s words into a complete sentence are very different.
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Jan 19, 2021 20:24
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in 20 years the only swear words are going to be stuff like the n word
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Jan 19, 2021 20:27
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rotor posted:my kids dont really have a problem with bad grammar and idk if it's really a thing but i chalk this up to never babytalking at them when they were toddlers a lot of current parenting guidance is emphasizing using complete sentences with proper grammar and not using sentence fragments for baby talk so there’s probably something to this
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Jan 19, 2021 20:28
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:you just find a lady and squeeze your eggs out into her it's not really expensive ah, Louisiana has the same sex ed as Kentucky I see
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Jan 25, 2021 03:41
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my 3 year old simply does not understand why she can't feed the dog whenever she wants, multiple times a day it’s always time to feed the dog also cats they’d never lie
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Feb 17, 2021 07:25
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TimWinter posted:When is it developmentally appropriate to tell your kids how much the world sucks? I assume this is like the sex talk where if they make it to highschool without the sit down they're going to be at a huge social and emotional development disadvantage when they’re old enough to play FF7R
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Mar 23, 2021 23:15
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President Beep posted:saves us like 75 smackaroos a week on daycare though so yolo surely you missed a digit in front
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Mar 25, 2021 06:16
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:so it's like streaming? it’s streaming for expensive psports
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Mar 26, 2021 02:19
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nobody let dreamworks know about that joke
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Apr 11, 2021 15:54
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rotor posted:the idea, for math anyway, is that there are lots of different ways to do things, and different people are more adept at solving problems in different ways. isn’t that an implementation issue and not actually in common core
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May 11, 2021 04:05
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bobbilljim posted:i forgot what cardinality means. i have an engineering degree i always remember it as being the same as a magnitude because it uses the same notation this has the bonus of making math people mad
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May 11, 2021 04:47
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rotor posted:I have advised both my kids to take stats in high school instead. If they need to take calc they can do it in college as God intended. my high school calc teacher was so much better than any of my college math instructors no idea how universal that experience is
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May 13, 2021 16:53
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https://twitter.com/ramosbugs/status/1395091585373667329
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May 19, 2021 21:41
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atc likes loving with pilots because they're meanies mad they don't get to be pilots
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May 20, 2021 19:24
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for us it’s not just more than the mortgage it’s closer to double the cost of the mortgage
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Jun 17, 2021 16:26
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:no viddy games for awhile, and after that no viddy games that require unbroken blocks of your attention i mean you can take shifts
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Jun 24, 2021 18:29
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should’ve gone the calvin’s dad route
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Jun 30, 2021 02:21
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rip your nice new carpets and walls
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Jun 30, 2021 14:24
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abigserve posted:Basically you don't get to sleep in ever again hey we slept until 9am this weekend!
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Jul 1, 2021 15:22
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are your parents sending you coffee or energy drinks yet my dad seemed a little too gleeful with the “your turn now!!!” stuff
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Jul 3, 2021 23:44
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my girls absolutely love waking up daddy, it is one of their all-time favorite things ah so cats were a good warm up
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Jul 4, 2021 03:10
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ours just likes stairs, probably better than going around the block in the Minnesota winter
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Jul 14, 2021 04:04
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echinopsis posted:so anyone got any advice or ideas for my problems? the internet isn’t new, what did your parents do? why are you so concerned about this
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Jul 15, 2021 02:42
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it’s not genes it’s that testosterone makes you into an idiot
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Jul 15, 2021 05:08
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I'm surprised that the yospos response is not to pre-emptively goatse your child to scare them off the internet for life. yeah I don’t know everyone else’s ages but when I was 12 that was right around when shock images were really becoming the height of “comedy” honestly goatse might be the least bad image used circa 2000
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Jul 16, 2021 02:35
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someone at my high school pushed lemonparty as the default desktop to all the computer labs i have no idea how they didn’t get expelled
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Jul 16, 2021 02:55
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echinopsis posted:so you don’t think you should actually do anything to prevent it ? you should set up the pi hole and when your son bypasses the DNS in a few months tell him you’re extremely disappointed in him that he didn’t do that in under an hour. then leave him with a copy of the Unix and Linux system administration handbook. your concerns should solve themselves
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Jul 19, 2021 02:28
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in that scenario the problem is that your son is a Nazi, not that they have access to a Nazi forum
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Jul 19, 2021 02:40
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sounds like that scenario resolved itself!
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Jul 29, 2021 05:23
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the way our pediatrician explained it babies sinuses are so undeveloped that any cold that'd give an adult a stuffed up nose goes straight to the ears deafness in at least one ear due to childhood ear infections was actually extremely common in the past from what I understand
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Aug 2, 2021 19:07
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 you'd think with covid the pediatricians wouldn't be that busy but i guess every MD gets to do covid duty regardless? hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 2, 2021 |
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Aug 2, 2021 21:27
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echinopsis posted:idk if it’s over the counter in the US but there’s a real helpful medicine called phenergan/promethazine and it’s a sedating antihistamine and its so good with kids because it eliminates motion sickness and also makes them drowsy. gently caress it’s perfect for travel or flying with kids. dimenhydrinate, diphenhydramine or doxylamine are common in the US, idk what that’s closest to? (Dramamine, Benadryl, unisom)
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Aug 5, 2021 02:03
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echinopsis posted:probably diphenhydramine. so antipsychotic, anti motion sickness, anti anxiety and antipsychotic? sounds like the airlines should make that mandatory.
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Aug 5, 2021 02:58
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kitten emergency posted:we didn’t get any of the birth classes stuff cuz covid. I was expecting a lot more tbh, they kinda just shuffled us out of the hospital with a cpr class and making sure we knew how to put her in the car seat you didn’t at least get linked a bunch of videos to watch?
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Aug 11, 2021 02:19
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somehow in 6 months it’ll all seem adorable and endearing
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making your name one of the first consonant+vowel sounds a baby can make was pretty ingenious
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