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i am not happy, and i know it. i will not be clapping my hands
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Kiddo has a "squishmallow" i got at ALDI and my neice has informed me that it's apparently rare. It looks like a corgi and is very soft. I have no complaints with the toy. Relatedly, my ex got our kid a build-a-bear with a voice clip of said ex singing. I have some notes with this one.
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Feb 17, 2023 03:45
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Peppa Pig is verboten in my home, we have one book about how good the dad pig is and I even avoid it. i cannot tolerate the voices or the horrible faces. Shows I recommend: Gabby's Dollhouse - cat-themed show, mostly a cartoon but with a live action intro - it's very Blue's Clues and vaguely educational. Good music, I rate Spa Science. True - "And the Rainbow Kingdom" is the main series but there's a few. Girl and her cat and her ninja friend use magic wishes to solve environmental or personal issues. The animation is ludicrously gorgeous. There's a decent chunk of both on netflix. Neither are annoying to listen to.
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Feb 21, 2023 03:28
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my kiddo has done like 1 angry flop ever and I laughed at it and she cheered up. when she sees other kids pitching a fit at the shops or whatever, she kinda glares at them like "you make us all look like poo poo". weird kid but i approve
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Mar 3, 2023 03:41
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just learnt about Rudolph Steiner ... i had no idea
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May 26, 2023 02:07
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You know Steiner schools? They're called Waldorf schools overseas. Kinda montessori adjacent teachings. Steiner was an occultist with Nazi/KKK level racism. He believed in racial purity, atlantis and clairvoyance.
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May 26, 2023 02:23
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:don’t take this away from me doesn’t always happen
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Jun 4, 2023 06:47
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It gets cold in sydney and kiddo refuses to wear a jumper or outer layer of any type, because it makes her "look fat". She is 5 and between my ex and I we have no idea where it has come from. I would never and my ex has become a cartoonishly woke person who would never say the word "fat" in front of another person. My solution was to go to a department store and buy the thickest dress and paired leggings. It's pink/purple checkerboard and she insists on wearing them matched. Looks like a cheap extra for alice in wonderland, is near to adequately warm. Kids are weird
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Jun 26, 2023 00:34
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Eeyo posted:ouch yeah poor kid. hopefully she can work past that, but it’s got to be hard when they’re kids. I figure it came from daycare (some of the kids are grubs) but it's hard to say. Pretty much everyone in my family is built like a street sign, she's the same, it's just a nuts thing to say, particularly for a 5 year old
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Jun 26, 2023 01:33
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kids are fun, babies are demons sent from hell to punish you via sleep deprivation and noise torture
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Aug 11, 2023 04:44
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:
my deepest gently caress you
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Aug 12, 2023 08:29
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repeat after me: "oh, do you not provide safety measures? that's troubling."
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Aug 24, 2023 02:46
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protecting your soft underbellies is a key tactic no one warns you about
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Sep 18, 2023 06:21
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getting zandatsu’d by a toddler is a rite of passage
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Sep 18, 2023 08:20
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MrQueasy posted:drat, why you gotta be such a rat nut all the time tho?
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Sep 22, 2023 14:40
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mini echi gets an account even sooner
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Oct 3, 2023 09:33
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When my kid was tiny tiny and slept a lot, i watched Special Ops Mission and Altered Carbon S1 with her on my lap. Her tastes are now mostly unicorn and princess focused, and I have to say, disappointed at this regression.
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Oct 4, 2023 04:56
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mine has a bluey magazine my mum bought her when we moved back in, it’s 2 years old and tattered beyond reason. It remains in high rotation. lots of activities and simple comic stuff, very easy and motivating to learn to read. the books are the same but more narrative. whatever works
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Oct 4, 2023 07:08
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lmao
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Oct 23, 2023 04:49
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big a achievements on this page
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Oct 24, 2023 11:24
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babies are so dumb; even when tired they might not know to shut their eyes to sleep so maybe em a little break
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Nov 2, 2023 03:43
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food
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Nov 13, 2023 02:44
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pretty sure that’s truancy in Aus as well. my bosses took their kids to eu a bunch and the school were bigmad lol
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Nov 20, 2023 02:59
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I presume that when there is no one under 15 in my life i'll buy non-ikea furniture. Until then, gimme that swedish cardboard.
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Dec 14, 2023 00:40
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5yo’s favourite song is Shake It Off by T. Swift. I don’t like it, but at least it’s a song. she also likes Kingslayer and Heavy Metal by BMTH. had to have a quick chat explaining that swearing is OK in songs, but that’s not purchase to write songs for the express purpose of swearing
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i am not with my kids other parent, so I get some very sincere and weighty threats to dob me in for not acquiescing to the whims of a six year old lol
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