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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i dont have children op

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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raminasi posted:

every once in a while my gf and i cost out an expensive vacation we want to eventually take in terms of "months of child care" for lols

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

all my ancestors who would be mad about me diluting our bloodline with japaneseness are dead lol

yospos james with asian dames

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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you should have asked your professor about your pee pee

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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oops, all creampies

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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President Beep posted:

for a clown. to assemble tents with. at the circus.

idiot.

:tviv:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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wow beep I always imagined you clean shaven

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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beep: can you pass the butter
beepson: *slides toy car past butter* vrooom!

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

did they broadcast your wife's vagina on tv before or after the swinging

because "as seen on tv" would've made a great personals ad

lmao

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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My friend has 5 names and his initials spell out a word

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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don't talk to me or my son prawn ever again

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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doesn't want you to upset the order of the household in the future

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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go play outside Skyler posted:

remember my crazy neighbor story?

well, yesterday she started screaming and hitting the walls and poo poo, so i called the cops. she went on the roof, and after a couple hours of screaming and throwing poo poo, she fell to her death.

i feel pretty awful. that's not how i wanted this to end

wow that's hosed up. Sorry you had to be a part of that. I don't think you should worry to much about some teenager either but also I didn't experience it so I'm sure you're shaken up about it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i've gotta see if they also make an Eyes Are Not For Poking book, because she started that up last night as well

that's it, no more three stooges at bedtime

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the fabled cum centrifuge :worship:

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