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President Beep posted:the whole “seen” vs. “saw” thing is 100% arbitrary one is the (irregular) past tense and the other is the perfect participle of “to see” you dirty uneducated poor
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kitten emergency posted:kiddo has developed an irrational fear of talking toys. she likes books that talk/make noise, but anything else? instant meltdown i mean, they are pretty creepy
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born on a buy you posted:kiddo has become obsessed with rhyming but she does this just making up rhyming sounds even if they’re not words. she’ll do this in the middle of random sentence with no transition. every time I think I’ve finally stroked out think you’ve droked lout stroked out?
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President Beep posted:idk about sending a 13 year old off in an uber by themselves. not saying it’s a bad call, certainly doesn’t merit police involvement, but I don’t know if I’d do it. i might very well feel different when mine are that age. hell, i flew across the country by myself at 15. depends on the kid and other factors i suppose. i flew intercontinentally to france by myself when i was 15 (and without the unaccompanied minor poo poo because i presume the age cutoff for that is a few years younger) to visit family parents be on edge in 2022
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RokosCockatrice posted:Congrats! Pulling out is for suckers. go play outside Skyler posted:congrats. witnessing the birth of your child will be the single most amazing emotional experience of your life Powerful Two-Hander posted:congratulations and also sorry for your loss (of freedom) echinopsis posted:woah holy poo poo brother high faive thank you all  i mostly wanted to provide an explanation as to why i started posting here hehe
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echinopsis posted:lol april 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:lol I think my wife is in labour already godspeed goon 🫡
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Buck Turgidson posted:Congratulations! thanks! a dad close to us highly recommended noise cancelling headphones when tending to crying baby which i will definitely take into consideration to protect my mental health
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my brother in law is in town with his kids one of them got me and brother in law sick after some play date a few days ago now im sitting here in bed thinking "oh cool, this is my life now starting in april" 
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President Beep posted:I’ve had a cold since 2013. 
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SpaceAceJase posted:Hey guys I ejaculated back in October and there were consequences. 11 weeks preg no pullout club’s newest member! congrats
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bobbilljim posted:i haven't been able to have more than 2 or 3 beers for 4 years now lol. it is what it is. plus i start gettign hung over almost right away these days anyway it’s called being a cheap date my friend 
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oh god like 10 weeks left until baby loving gently caress Asymmetric POSTer fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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polyester concept posted:gonna wanna put at least one comma in that sentence lol, yeah
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Achmed Jones posted:i regret to inform you all that last night during his shower, little jones told me about squishmallows, and how many students at his school brought them in when they were the star of the week drat, tell us more
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Kenny Logins posted:cool. when i was in the thick of it i just got told to sort of generally get/keep my poo poo together by someone who left his wife and kids shortly the second was born. lmao im glad im in communist europe now, im gonna take almost a year off when the kiddo pops out
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echinopsis posted:I remember the first time I posted on here back in 2014 and people were mean to me and it really hurt. after half a life time on something awful forum I now have some thicker skin when it comes to people saying mean things to me its important to learn early whether being bullied/teased is from a hazing-like experience from a place of love (i.e. you’re being tested because your deemed worthy of the energy expenditure) vs just cruelty because the person doing the meanness is hosed up and broken inside
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prisoner of waffles posted:if you find yourself needing to tire kids out and can’t let them do it on their own or with someone else, swimming is a very good choice of activity. hell yeah, this is the type of parent hack i need
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MrQueasy posted:kids lick everything guess im still a kid 
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4 weeks until the due date
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echinopsis posted:how are you feeling excited, inadequate, unprepared Kenny Logins posted:you're going to be great thank you
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maybe those crazy parents that give birth at home and never integrate their kids into normal society are onto something 
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baby boy finally joined us on tuesday, still feels unreal but at the same time not strange at all glad to see the “holy crap stop scratching yourself in the face” problem is not unique to my little guy slowly trying to get him to stop insisting on sleeping on my partner’s or my chest…so far we are successful with it during daylight hours but he refuses at night so we’re still taking turns sleeping then
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echinopsis posted:congrats mate thank you mate
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love that modern society has normalized introducing children to gambling behavior
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HamAdams posted:further proof that the human body was designed by a fool 
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we’re on week 3 of this little guy saving up all his energy during the day so he can do marathon breastfeeding sessions and be 100% awake from midnight to 6 AM
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Eeyo posted:drat just had a perfect feeding. ate all his milk in like 5 minutes, didn’t spill a single drop, immediately burped, and immediately went deeply to sleep. he’ll probably not repeat that for a while. the dream
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last night my 5 week old son slept from 12:30 AM until 11:30 AM with just 2-3 relatively small pauses for breastfeeding/pooping/complaining about pooping and it feels so god drat good
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go play outside Skyler posted:enjoy it before the sleep regression starts don’t take this away from me
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echinopsis posted:it’s a maternal gene 
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The Fool posted:happy fathers day yosfathers
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echinopsis posted:the closest thing I think I ever experience similar to psychosis is when shopping for clothes. it’s like I can feel judgment from idk who like as if someone was watching me and my decisions. hard to explain but maybe relatable. hosed up dont sign your posts 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:in 2004 I was 9” shorter and 55lbs lighter than I am now lol username + post combo
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the cool kids risk their lives tandem riding electric scooters without a helmet these days, trampolines are so 1980
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Eeyo posted:i think it's not targeted towards me because it's in a private window, so hopefully i'm not telling on myself. i did not watch it. they’ve at least got your ip address so it’s targeted for you and your neighbors!
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my 3 month old woke up at 9 am this morning after just a single wake up during the night for some breastfeeding 
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