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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
that one american fifa exec who looked like santa claus and had an entire apartment in trump tower for his cats

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Leicester City firing Nigel Pearson after his son was one of the players who decided to generate goodwill on their goodwill tour of thailand by filming each other getting rimjobs while yelling racial slurs at the hookers

Leicester City replacing him with Claudio Ranieri, who's most recent job was leading 2004 champions (and pot one seeds) Greece to a sixth-place finish in their six-team qualifying group, behind Northern Ireland, Romania, Hungary, Finland, and the Faroe Islands (population 52,000)

Some stuff that happened the following season

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Leicester City firing Nigel Pearson after his son was one of the players who decided to generate goodwill on their goodwill tour of thailand by filming each other getting rimjobs while yelling racial slurs at the hookers

Leicester City replacing him with Claudio Ranieri, who's most recent job was leading 2004 champions (and pot one seeds) Greece to a sixth-place finish in their six-team qualifying group, behind Northern Ireland, Romania, Hungary, Finland, and the Faroe Islands (population 52,000)

Some stuff that happened the following season

that poster who wrote that it was the only season that both began and ended by yelling kiss the rings

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Did a zoom quiz with the family and the 2010 world cup final came up

Made an absolute show of myself by saying Germany won but remembered this measured attempt to win the ball

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
howard webb gave that a yellow lol

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/NoContextLaLiga/status/1350463454470156288

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

The King of Spain looks on wondering if he needs to reinforce Real's squad this summer.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Jimmy Jump, the professional irritant who invaded trophy presentations and then just stopped

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Carlos Kaiser, the footballer who had a long and storied fake career

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBEybGD_0hs

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

- Samir Nasri getting himself blackballed from the French national team because his girlfriend swore at Deschamps over Twitter, and then later having that same girlfriend hack into his social media by revealing to the world what the Drip Doctors actually are

and then getting banned for doping lol

the Samir Nasri Cavalcade of Good Judgement

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Newcastle signing Joe loving Kinnear out of the wilderness. JFK had last managed 4 years prior. JFK came out swinging at
his first press conference
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0

Newcastle deciding to bring back JFK as a DOF after he stepped down as manager months before due to a heart problem. JFK asked the fans to judge him on the signings he made. JFK failed to sign a single player on a permanent deal and resigned after 7 months.
Some highlights of his second short tenure were claims such as:
- he had never been relegated (he had)
- he played over 400 games for Spurs (less than 200)
- he won LMA three times (he won it once)
- he signed Tim Krul and James Perch for Newcastle (Souness & Hughton, respectively)
- called players “Yohan Kebab”, “Shola Amenobee”, and “Hatem Ben Afre”

This Pablo Zabaleta sequence:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YghiIkVSWGA

David Dunn trying to be Messi:
https://youtu.be/x4fsLeCjB4s

Jimmy Bullard trolling his manager:
https://youtu.be/eSlNGZKAg-4

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
nobody has mentioned Gerrard's final match against Manchester United?

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbh3DLNldM

Steve McClaren's confident commentary during England v Iceland 2016

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Schteve McLaren’s amazing accent

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Total Meatlove posted:

Schteve McLaren’s amazing accent

Joey Barton's french accent.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

brocked posted:

nobody has mentioned Gerrard's final match against Manchester United?

Hell, his final match before retiring to MLS

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Beckham getting a football boot kicked or thrown in his face by an angry Alex ferguson so hard that he needed stitches. Imagine that happening today lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
That Pulisic GQ photo shoot that came out today reminded me of this

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

trem_two posted:

That Pulisic GQ photo shoot that came out today reminded me of this



This reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FYbgqEH70

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the entirety of manchester united 8 - 2 arsenal, up to and including wenger and mike dean having an argument as to what constitutes 'the stand' at old trafford and ending with wengy doing a pose on the roof of the dugout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lMbSr2ZYk

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Zidane deciding a world cup final was the place to headbutt someone off the ball

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

Zidane deciding a world cup final was the place to headbutt someone off the ball

Also him taking a panenka in the same match against the best goalkeeper in the world.

The man gave no fucks.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I still do a little lol everytime I remember "Yohan Kebab"

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Very deep cut but Boltons Israeli midfielder Idan Tal saying he wasn't worried about playing England in a euro 2008 qualifier because they were poo poo long ball merchants

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

A tale in six GIFs

vv lol I never noticed that, it's beautiful

bees everywhere fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jan 21, 2021

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

knew what this was before opening it, opened it anyway, 10/10 would check out ozil's middle part again

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


bees everywhere posted:

A tale in six GIFs

vv lol I never noticed that, it's beautiful

I've only ever seen this to the end of the 4th gif, I never knew Cristiano insisted on unscrewing the cap too, lmao

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Shrapnig posted:

Also him taking a panenka in the same match against the best goalkeeper in the world.

The man gave no fucks.

Materazzi both gave away the penalty and scored Italy's goal lol what a match for those two

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

This hurricanrana is the greatest foul I've ever seen and I remember trying to do it to a friend when I was little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjHsfSYeZgo

multiple angles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX34ezR60vA&t=4s

the ref didn't give the pen

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Parity warning posted:

Materazzi both gave away the penalty and scored Italy's goal lol what a match for those two

One might say it all evens out in the end.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Harry redknapp signing three squads worth of players at QPR then leaving them bottom of the league because his knees hurt

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Actually while I'm on an 'Arry kick I remembered when Capello got sacked and Redknapp spent weeks putting out stories about how he'd always dreamed of managing England, but hadn't really given it much thought honestly. Spurs' form fell off a cliff because he was putting in even less effort than usual and just waiting for the phone to ring (after Capello's sacking in Feb they won 4 of their last 13 games)

Then the FA went with Roy the Boy Hodgson (lmao) and straight away the toys came out of the pram but in that very Redknapp way, 'I would have turned the job down if they'd offered it me, I never wanted it. Look at all these texts from unnamed current England players saying they wanted me to get the job, I dont know nothing about that though. Whats a text'

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Harry Redknapp quitting Portsmouth to go and manage rivals Southampton, absolutely making GBS threads the bed there, and then a bunch of Southampton fans secretly rigging an internet poll to get him hired back at rock-bottom Portsmouth despite the vast majority of their actual fans now hating him

And then he went and kept them up, as a treat

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Harry Redknapp quitting Portsmouth to go and manage rivals Southampton, absolutely making GBS threads the bed there, and then a bunch of Southampton fans secretly rigging an internet poll to get him hired back at rock-bottom Portsmouth despite the vast majority of their actual fans now hating him

And then he went and kept them up, as a treat

And won an FA Cup at Portsmouth too!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Every Harry Redknapp interview conducted like this

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I'm not a fuckin wheeler and dealer

Poor old Rosie, she's dead now

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