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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:42 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 13:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd38KUjmOho
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:50 |
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I can't remember when or where it happened (Anfield?) but there was a time when some player went flying over the ad hoarding into the front row, and an old man sitting there just has a pleasant chuckle and pulls out his camera to snap some photos of the player lying there. That always makes me lol. E: oh wait here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3eywSO-_0w
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 19:57 |
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sticksy posted:There's a whole genre of food-related ones:
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:01 |
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quote:Quizzed about his disciplinary record throughout his playing days, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career. “Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson. “Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:02 |
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:21 |
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 20:31 |
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Galatasaray drove a tractor all over their half of the pitch before an abandoned CL match against Juve was resumed, which made it impossible for Juve to actually attack at all, and Juve ended up getting knocked out of the CL as a result. Which was NOT FUNNY!!! at the time but now is because lol Conte.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 21:04 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Mexes as a professional footballer is hilarious. Also, the entire Icardi/Wanda/Maxi situation https://twitter.com/CursedFootball/status/1349362385379852288
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 21:17 |
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https://twitter.com/NoContextLaLiga/status/1350463454470156288
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 17:11 |
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That Pulisic GQ photo shoot that came out today reminded me of this
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:19 |
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Every Harry Redknapp interview conducted like this
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 02:42 |
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Frankston posted:Here's the photo! Brilliant
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 22:26 |
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 02:03 |
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Actually I found the Jozy thread and just randomly was clicking on various pages and I come bearing gifts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTCxPdhVxc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXDHRpsuwio trem_two fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jan 24, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 02:43 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:When Rangers FC got slapped down 3 divisions for being cheating bastards and had to spent a few years playing Peterhead and Elgin City https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv26_9wjWhg
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 15:29 |
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Bundy posted:Vaguely remembering a Liverpool staffer going after a fake agent on Twitter or something...scouseposters? the tale of Jen Chang
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 18:33 |
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Her Dryer posted:Wasn't the rumour that the Madrid scouts thought he was a defensive midfielder because they had mistaken him for Lee Carsley quote:“Real Madrid wanted to sign Antonio Valencia but Wigan wanted £25m, which is like £80m in today’s market,” Le Mée says. “The second option was Faubert, the manager’s choice. Juande Ramos had been at Tottenham the year before and Julien played two fantastic games against them for West Ham. That was the reason he got this chance – sometimes miracles can happen.” From an article by The Guardian last year
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 02:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfC_eLhxOsY&t=36s
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 23:24 |
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That time that Italy let Luke Shaw score like 1 minute into a Euro final
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:10 |
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African AIDS cum posted:How fitting he's in the ground he ended his career in These days he spends his time where he ended that builder's career
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 18:48 |
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When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo "You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 23:14 |
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Man, I totally forgot about that one.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 06:00 |
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blue footed boobie posted:I had forgotten about this, and this seems to be the most comprehensive retelling i can find of it Someone should interview that barkeep and the regulars for a 20th anniversary piece
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 15:46 |
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Remember when Greaseman paid homage to his favorite non footie sport
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 22:43 |
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There's some unfortunate news today about the family of former Palermo owner Maurizo Zamparini, but for some reason it triggered a memory of when this guy tried to buy the club from Zamparini but it all fell apart
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 19:48 |
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1LwL-xw7Zyk&feature=youtu.be
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 04:53 |
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watching the Vitesse keeper red for some reason reminded me of this https://twitter.com/FourFourTwo/status/1143430991408750597
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 22:46 |
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the sex ghost posted:Saw an article about Gaddafis son running for president of Libya and wondered if it was former Perugia and Udinese superstar Al-Saadi Gaddafi. Turned out it was a different son but lmao: There was a good article about him a couple years back https://thelab.bleacherreport.com/dreams-of-a-dictator-s-son/
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 17:48 |
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Radio presenter: “Hello Paul!” Gazza: “Hello!” Radio presenter: “Good evening – you are live on Real Radio. I just wonder… Tell us about Raoul Moat. The Raoul Moat that you know.” Gazza: “Raoul Moat, er Raoul, I knew him years ago. He used to be a bouncer in Newcastle. I knew him a lot of years since I was a young kid, when I played for Newcastle [United]. He was like a gentleman – someone must have wound him up or done summat, right. And all of a sudden I just listened to the radio right, I mean on TV news. Obviously he’s killed someone and he’s shot two. Right?” Radio presenter: “Well…” Gazza: “…Doesn’t matter. He’s killed someone. Which is not nice, really. Obviously he must have been on drugs, um, and he’s shot two people, right. Now I’ve heard on the news that obviously the drugs must have worn off. Now he’s willing to give in. Right?” Radio presenter: “I think we have to point out that…” Gazza: “…No, please, get a hold of me, no, hear me out… He’s a lovely bloke – I know that – so at the end of the day I think he’s frightened in case, um, he’s put his gun down, I know for a fact he will… He put his gun down but I think he’s scared in case the police shoot him and kill him. The drugs have worn off. All he wants to do is surrender. And at the end of the day when you shoot someone, I think, and er, shoot, kill someone and shoot two others… You may get, what? Twelve days, twelve years, twelve…” Radio presenter: “Paul, Paul, Paul… Well we don’t know about that exactly. But just tell us, what would you say…” Gazza: “Twelve years, could be about six years and he’s out. He’s a good lad.” Radio presenter: “If he could hear a message from you, Gazza, what would you say to him tonight?” Gazza: “Well I think the police get hold… Listen, I drove from Newcastle in a taxi to Rothbury. Cost a lot of money. I brought a dressing gown for him, um, a big jacket, I brought some chicken, some bread… I know you’re going to love this one: I brought him a can of lager, I brought him a fishing rod cause I heard he’s by the river. And I brought a fishing rod too – we’ll fish together, I’ll have a chat with him, just talk and… ’cause I think I’m the only man… I think I can help him through this cause I’ve…” Second radio presenter: “So Gazza, are you going to go to the police and say, please, let me, let me, let me help you here? I know Raoul Moat. I can help you negotiate. I can help you sort the situation out. Gazza: “I’ve just spoke to the police.” Radio presenter: “What did they say Gazza?” Gazza: “That he, well er, er, well… Terry was next to us taking photos and the copper went, police, and I said ‘Listen, I know the guy, he’s a nice guy,’ I said er… ‘I want to go through, where you have everything all cordoned off, I want to get through there,’ but the police wouldn’t let us so that was a waste of time saying, ‘Oh, I knew him’ because they were being frightened he might shoot me, you know? But I told them, ‘He will not shoot me.'” Radio presenter: “Well, it’s a dangerous situation though, Gazza, isn’t it?” Gazza: “Hey I’m not scared – I’ve just been in a car crash, I’ve just hit the wall at 90 miles per hour. I survived that, I’m sure I can survive a bullet. Knowing my luck he’d probably miss.” Radio presenter: “So what you’re saying is that you want to go in there, you want to help negotiate?” Gazza: “… The police know I want to go in there. I’ve got a jacket, I’ve got a dressing gown, I’ve got some chicken, I’ve got some bread, I’ve got a can of lager, I’ve got a fishing rod, um, I’ve got my fishing rod, I’m willing to sit down, to shout, ‘Moaty, it’s Gazza!’ All I want to shout is ‘Moaty, it’s Gazza, where are you?’ and I guarantee he will shout his name out, ‘I’m here!’ and me and him could sit and chat, have a little bit of fishing and all I’ll tell him, ‘Moaty, listen…'” Radio presenter: “And you think you could sort it out?” Second radio presenter: “So if you like a man-to-man chat, with him, two pals on a riverbank?” Gazza: “Yeah, yeah, two friends on a riverbank from Newcastle and all those years we’ll say is ‘Why don’t you just, you know, put the gun away, throw it in the river’ and say ‘Look Moaty, the worst is… the worst you might get a 12-year stretch, the police are not going to kill you,’ because I know he’s willing to give in now. Whatever he was on has worn off. I mean the police are not going to kill you, he might do a 12-year stretch, obviously for killing someone, which is not very nice, obviously. He did it cause he was high on drugs, probably, right?”
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2021 21:32 |
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It was you, the fans
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 18:45 |
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Wazzerphuk posted:That time Chelsea subbed off Mendy for Kepa in the 120th minute of the league cup final, and not only did he fail to save any of the eleven penalties he faced, but then spooned his one 9000 miles over the bar, losing Chelsea the final
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 01:47 |
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de Roon is a top top poster
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2022 19:23 |
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Actually that was just a rando that ran up to him to take a picture. Szcz hadn't posted on social media for 2 years at that point but felt compelled to break his silence (but then deleted it after he took some flak for his response)
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 16:13 |
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https://twitter.com/oilysailor/status/1275733279371640833
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 20:47 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:This kid is now 27 and owns a £40million vodka business oh, you weren't kidding
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 22:06 |
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I can't sit through that Owen video, the cringe is too strong
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 02:22 |
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sticksy posted:I’d forgotten his stint at Palace. Man, he has managed a lot of clubs in England. Next up: Chelsea
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# ¿ May 4, 2023 17:43 |
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I lmao every time
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 05:07 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 13:26 |
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That time when Juve were going to sign Luis Suarez, but needed him to get an EU passport because they didn't have any free slots for non-EU players, so Fabio Paratici arranged for Suarez to take a sham Italian citizenship test and he was caught on camera getting all the answers handed to him by the test administrators. He didn't speak a word of Italian but "passed" an Italian language exam.
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