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Let's play a game. Go on google and search for "Florida man" followed by your birthday. Then post the best news article you find. For instance mine would be "Florida Man November 4th". Which gives me: Florida man dressed like Fred Flintstone pulled over in his ‘footmobile’
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 21:34 |
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Is this like one of those Facebook quiz type things to steal our passwords from our personal information? Not today Mr hacker!
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 21:44 |
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It was this or a story about Florida Man trying to buy Rolex watches with a check printed on his home computer: https://mobile.twitter.com/RyanANJa...es-customers%2F Poo In An Alleyway fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Police: Florida man abandoned child on roadside because he thought boy might be gay. https://wgntv.com/news/man-abandoned-child-on-roadside-because-he-thought-boy-might-be-gay-police-say/ Holy poo poo Florida Man, that's bad While googling Florida Man I found this very helpful website that looks up Florida Man's comings and going on any date. https://floridaman.totemtattoo.com.
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:01 |
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https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/04/08/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-shoveling-spaghetti-in-his-mouth-at-olive-garden/ A drunk and shirtless Naples man was arrested at an Olive Garden Sunday after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:02 |
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mostly this gets me articles released on that day about events that took place prior.
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:03 |
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:It was this or a story about Florida Man trying to buy Rolex watches with a check printed on his home computer: uhhhhh gonna need more information on this legend
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:03 |
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Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:07 |
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That was the first hit. Also: Florida man accused of stealing Pelosi’s lectern charged in invasion
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# ? Jan 16, 2021 22:09 |
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Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizzaquote:A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 00:06 |
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Florida Man Runs from Cops, Stops to Pet Cat, Goes to Jail https://987theshark.com/2020/03/09/florida-man-runs-from-cops-stops-to-pet-cat-goes-to-jail/ quote:Daniel Pinedo-Velapatino is in some serious kitty litter. It all started when the man allegedly stole $2,000 form another man’s wallet at a party. Police responded and have chase when Valepatino ran. At one point, the suspect slipped into the sliding glass rear door of a private residence and told the owner he was doing some work at a neighbor’s house. The homeowner gave Velapatino some water as he sat and played with the family cat. The woman’s husband began to ask Velapatino more detailed questions and became suspicious. Police eventually found the man and arrested him. EDIT: The cat story wasn’t the first result, but it is the funniest one I saw on the Page 1. The first result is still pretty stupid and funny, though. Florida Man Claims Trump Bumper Sticker Motivated Road Rage Attack https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-claims-trump-bumper-sticker-motivated-road-rage-attack/33529/ quote:Gregg Dunay was left beaten and bloody after he said he was the victim of a road rage attack in Pinellas County, Florida. Dunay claimed he was targeted for having a Trump bumper sticker and a Trump banner on his minivan. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jan 17, 2021 |
# ? Jan 17, 2021 00:20 |
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i got one stealing 14k worth of disney costumes and one throwing sausages at his mom
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 00:50 |
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First result Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill Link Choice quote quote:
Most popular result is much less funny Crime: Florida man sentenced to 92 years in prison MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jan 17, 2021 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 00:56 |
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Guy masturbating in Walmart toy section
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:10 |
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Halloween Florida man arrested after throwing glass eye at doctor and nurse, police say
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:11 |
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Florida man accused of making bomb threat was referring to bowel movement, police say
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:16 |
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I got this one: https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...HNFQBEAG4F2I74/ quote:HERNANDO COUNTY, Fla. — A 35-year-old Florida woman was arrested after deputies say she tried to use a blow torch to burn down her former residence.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:26 |
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Weka posted:Is this like one of those Facebook quiz type things to steal our passwords from our personal information? Not today Mr hacker! You think you can avoid Florida man? Your gods can't save you now.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:32 |
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^^^I would not have guessed 35. Meth is a hell of a drug.quote:The clams this diner ordered were ‘so small’ that he called 911 — twice, police say
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:32 |
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Weka posted:Is this like one of those Facebook quiz type things to steal our passwords from our personal information? Not today Mr hacker! Google your mother's maiden name and post a news article containing it.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:34 |
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Ok I’ll try this out
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:36 |
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Florida man accused of driving around naked with electronic device attached to what?
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:37 |
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Florida Man With No Arms Arrested For Stabbing Tourist https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/florida-man-no-arms-arrested-130134096.html
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 01:38 |
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Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’ https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-for-playing-basketball-naked
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 02:11 |
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Dear Watson posted:Ok I’ll try this out I didn’t know Mike Pence was from Florida
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 02:22 |
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https://nbcpalmsprings.com/2019/01/08/florida-man-says-3-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-arent-his/ Florida man has three syringes in his rectum ain't his
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 02:47 |
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"Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat rear end' sticker on truck says his rights were violated" https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs...hts-were-violat
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 04:23 |
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"Florida man hits McDonald's worker in the face for taking too long, police say." https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/08/23/florida-man-hits-mcdonalds-worker-taking-too-long-police-say/
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 04:26 |
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What are those two flags on the house?
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 06:05 |
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“Florida man walks home while bleeding profusely after shark attack.” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.myarklamiss.com/news/national-news/florida-man-walks-home-while-bleeding-profusely-after-shark-attack/amp/
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 06:27 |
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You've gone too far this time, Florida Man
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 06:31 |
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Florida man arrested for having sex with a stuffed Olaf at target
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 06:32 |
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Sonderval posted:Florida Man With No Arms Arrested For Stabbing Tourist Ok this one peaked my interest: quote:Born in Alabama, Crenshaw says his mother fed him rat poison in an effort to obtain health insurance. He also shared how he has over 200 kids with music icon Gloria Estefan. Wanna meet this dude
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 06:58 |
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Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground because service was too loud, police say
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 08:36 |
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quote:A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it. quote:A Polk County, Florida woman was arrested earlier this month after she reportedly brought "her meth" with her to a doctor's office to have it tested. quote:A Florida woman was arrested Thursday morning after she entered the courthouse with methamphetamine in her pocket, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office. quote:A Florida woman was arrested for alleged drunken driving - on a horse, the Orlando Sentinel reported Friday (Nov. 3). florida
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 12:57 |
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Mega64 posted:florida Polk County, Florida.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 14:03 |
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That fucker!
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 14:39 |
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I got "Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on woman's clothes" which is downright quaint compared to some of these.
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 16:20 |
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Dear Watson posted:Ok I’ll try this out Dude we have the same birthday I was literally just about to post this!
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# ? Jan 17, 2021 16:26 |