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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Frank Frank posted:

You don't really have to try hard to catch one. They're giant sentient loaves of bread that live in the sea. They're super friendly, endangered and loved by Floridians.
That said, you can get in serious trouble for even mildly annoying one:

https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/25/florida-woman-arrested-for-riding-a-manatee/



The above penalty was for woman who played with one and hitched a ride on its back. What the chud did was much worse and probably comes with stiffer penalties.

Manatees can not read.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Actually scraping the algae off a manatee is extremely harmful to the animal since doing so leaves its skin exposed to infection or sunburn so whoever did it is a loving rear end in a top hat and I hope Dave catches them and flays “BIDEN” into their back.

Can we give this dude an algae transplant? Could I use this technology to write messages on manatees and help them at the same time?

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