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"you... gabriel, micheal - you think ants are big enough?"
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"oh ohhhhh imagine this: the cat carries a parasite that changes it's owners behaviour wholesale!" imagine that!"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:04
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"you know what i don't thing rays have enough defensive capabilities. give them a knife or something"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:05
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"ivy? that's weak poo poo. try making it very itchy"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:05
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"so check this out, i made it so the ground sometimes fucks up and shoots a bunch of poison gas and fire out of it, then a bunch of ash and melted rocks. oh yeah, rocks can melt now."
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Jan 17, 2021 04:06
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"people are living too long can we add some sort of failsafe that fucks up everything when they make it to like 40 solar cycles? maybe use radiation i dunno"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:07
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"okay rats are getting kind of uppity can we... yeah.... take the fur from their tales. teach them a real lesson"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:08
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"i know we took the snakes arms after the whole garden incident but i'm thinking we take the legs as well. thoughts?"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:08
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"milk. add it to more creatures. NO EXCUSES"
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"so they made friendlier wolves. can we reduce the lifespan of all canines from 100 years to about 10? gently caress these nerds"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:09
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"if we make cats like a third the size but keep their claws the same i'm sure these idiots will invite them inside, only to get hosed up whenever they try and bath or take the creatures to a doctor"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:10
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"holy poo poo check this: if i keep the temperature at this exact level it'll rain then instantly freeze when it lands. imagine!"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:11
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"you know what i'm taking a break make sure to watch things PLEASE" *one chicxulub crater later" "god dAMNIT"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:13
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"snakes injecting poison is kinda lame.... make a snake that just shoots venom. give it a cool hat!"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:20
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"okay so these wasps make monkeys lie down and cry, but lets... they inject babies into other bugs, and they eat them from the inside out" "..." "DO IT."
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Jan 17, 2021 04:22
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"u were right. the elephant trunks are stupid. i'm taking them off now sorry sorry"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:22
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"those idiots found a drink that makes them enjoy life, can... hmmm yeah... let's call it a liver, and let it get hosed UP"
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Animals & Nature v1.21.6b (beta branch)
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Jan 17, 2021 04:25
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"check this out these mole rats are naked now lol"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:25
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"i've had enough of this bones inside nonsense. flip it. reverse it. let's see what you got"
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Jan 17, 2021 04:27
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"rain? could we... i don't know... we already tried freezing it. can we make it acid? yeah. acid, the melty kind not the "i see you lord" stuff."
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Jan 17, 2021 04:28
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"okay from now on things that taste good are bad for you. this makes sense to me, g-d"
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"gold is heavy now."
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Jan 17, 2021 04:30
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Let's make these apes smart enough to discover the atomic elements, but not smart enough to realize if you try to eat most of them, it's really loving bad for you. |
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FutonForensic posted:"u were right. the elephant trunks are stupid. i'm taking them off now sorry sorry" 
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Heather Papps posted:"you know what i don't thing rays have enough defensive capabilities. give them a knife or something" 'that's not a knife, this is an... argggh!' - cryptic last words of australian man faced with ray 2.0
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'go home god, you're drunk.' - angels at the first unveiling of the platypus
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Jan 17, 2021 05:15
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For a limited time tigers at participating locations will feature... human hands!!!!
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Jan 17, 2021 05:40
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We have to reduce the predatory effectiveness of felines before they consume all other animal life. What if we make them obscenely lazy and sleep most of the time! |
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Jan 17, 2021 05:52
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"Okay I know I have asked for some weird creatures but hear me out on this one, what if... We took crabs and just extended their legs."
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Stoner Sloth posted:'go home god, you're drunk.' - angels at the first unveiling of the platypus |
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Oops, Cobras OP now. I'm going to make a hard counter to them in the form of an overgrown weasel. |
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Jan 17, 2021 08:39
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Heather Papps posted:"horses - gently caress it. give them horns" this thread turned into an anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cM7VT8H_o |
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can someone phone up gabe in the butts department yeah he's doing that thing again now we have asses and baboons |
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Jan 17, 2021 09:32
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OK everybody, the bad news is that the cat tested horribly with focus groups, with over 70% of respondents saying that they looked like wrinkly demons. The good news is that the folks in marketing say we can turn this around if we put fur on them. Yep, you've got it. Pretty much the opposite of what we did with the snake. |
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Jan 17, 2021 15:51
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"i'm gonna move all genitals VERY close to anus's. get it?" "no, not at all." "good"
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aldantefax posted:this thread turned into an anime i knew i picked the right thread tag. gonna have to watch this.
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"this hurts me more than you know but i'm gonna have to remove the human breasts from the fully sexual snail. you know why" *glares at micheal*
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Heather Papps posted:"this hurts me more than you know but i'm gonna have to remove the human breasts from the fully sexual snail. you know why" Me, Lucifer, finally pushed over the edge:PUT 'EM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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