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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"horses - gently caress it. give them horns"

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"you... gabriel, micheal - you think ants are big enough?"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"oh ohhhhh imagine this: the cat carries a parasite that changes it's owners behaviour wholesale!" imagine that!"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"you know what i don't thing rays have enough defensive capabilities. give them a knife or something"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"ivy? that's weak poo poo. try making it very itchy"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"so check this out, i made it so the ground sometimes fucks up and shoots a bunch of poison gas and fire out of it, then a bunch of ash and melted rocks. oh yeah, rocks can melt now."

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"people are living too long can we add some sort of failsafe that fucks up everything when they make it to like 40 solar cycles? maybe use radiation i dunno"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"okay rats are getting kind of uppity can we... yeah.... take the fur from their tales. teach them a real lesson"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"i know we took the snakes arms after the whole garden incident but i'm thinking we take the legs as well. thoughts?"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"milk. add it to more creatures. NO EXCUSES"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"so they made friendlier wolves. can we reduce the lifespan of all canines from 100 years to about 10? gently caress these nerds"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"if we make cats like a third the size but keep their claws the same i'm sure these idiots will invite them inside, only to get hosed up whenever they try and bath or take the creatures to a doctor"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"holy poo poo check this: if i keep the temperature at this exact level it'll rain then instantly freeze when it lands. imagine!"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"you know what i'm taking a break make sure to watch things PLEASE"
*one chicxulub crater later"
"god dAMNIT"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"snakes injecting poison is kinda lame.... make a snake that just shoots venom. give it a cool hat!"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"okay so these wasps make monkeys lie down and cry, but lets... they inject babies into other bugs, and they eat them from the inside out"
"..."
"DO IT."

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

FutonForensic



"u were right. the elephant trunks are stupid. i'm taking them off now sorry sorry"


by Khanstant

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"those idiots found a drink that makes them enjoy life, can... hmmm yeah... let's call it a liver, and let it get hosed UP"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

sk

(ヤイケス!)




Animals & Nature v1.21.6b (beta branch)

https://giant.gfycat.com/SmoothAdoredFoal.webmthank you prof crocodile and vanisher!!

Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"check this out these mole rats are naked now lol"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"i've had enough of this bones inside nonsense. flip it. reverse it. let's see what you got"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"rain? could we... i don't know... we already tried freezing it. can we make it acid? yeah. acid, the melty kind not the "i see you lord" stuff."

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"okay from now on things that taste good are bad for you. this makes sense to me, g-d"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"gold is heavy now."

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Let's make these apes smart enough to discover the atomic elements, but not smart enough to realize if you try to eat most of them, it's really loving bad for you.

sk

(ヤイケス!)




FutonForensic posted:

"u were right. the elephant trunks are stupid. i'm taking them off now sorry sorry"

https://giant.gfycat.com/SmoothAdoredFoal.webmthank you prof crocodile and vanisher!!

Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
Check out my Retired Sig Parade!

Stoner Sloth



Heather Papps posted:

"you know what i don't thing rays have enough defensive capabilities. give them a knife or something"

'that's not a knife, this is an... argggh!' - cryptic last words of australian man faced with ray 2.0



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

Stoner Sloth



'go home god, you're drunk.' - angels at the first unveiling of the platypus



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


For a limited time tigers at participating locations will feature... human hands!!!!



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


We have to reduce the predatory effectiveness of felines before they consume all other animal life. What if we make them obscenely lazy and sleep most of the time!

BlueDekuNuts







"Okay I know I have asked for some weird creatures but hear me out on this one, what if... We took crabs and just extended their legs."


Avatar and Sig by: Me

xcheopis




Stoner Sloth posted:

'go home god, you're drunk.' - angels at the first unveiling of the platypus

Jaguars!




Oops, Cobras OP now. I'm going to make a hard counter to them in the form of an overgrown weasel.

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

Heather Papps posted:

"horses - gently caress it. give them horns"

this thread turned into an anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2cM7VT8H_o

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

can someone phone up gabe in the butts department

yeah he's doing that thing again

now we have asses and baboons

Prof. Crocodile



OK everybody, the bad news is that the cat tested horribly with focus groups, with over 70% of respondents saying that they looked like wrinkly demons. The good news is that the folks in marketing say we can turn this around if we put fur on them.

Yep, you've got it. Pretty much the opposite of what we did with the snake.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"i'm gonna move all genitals VERY close to anus's. get it?"
"no, not at all."
"good"

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend







i knew i picked the right thread tag. gonna have to watch this.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






"this hurts me more than you know but i'm gonna have to remove the human breasts from the fully sexual snail. you know why"
*glares at micheal*

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Heather Papps posted:

"this hurts me more than you know but i'm gonna have to remove the human breasts from the fully sexual snail. you know why"
*glares at micheal*

Me, Lucifer, finally pushed over the edge:PUT 'EM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

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