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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



The Grandmas of Something Awful



What are they up to?



Where did they go?



Are they alive?



Are they happy?



I hope so.



I hope so.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

hot stuff, op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



i thought this was about the old word filter

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



idk op good luck with your thread tho

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




They're ok op

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.


They all combined and have guns now and are upset, it's very scary.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




They went out for coffee and then decided to kidnap a baby from the park.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Hell Yeah posted:

my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

That'll usually do the trick, yeah

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


They tried to guilt my mother into buying an ornate wooden coffin for my grandmotherís cremation. We opted for the large cardboard box.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



My grandma sent me fifty (50) dollars for Christmas, pretty fuckin sweet.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




The grandmas moved to clear water and started a motorcycle club that ran protection out of a local bingo parlor.

They called themselves 'Hell's Dangles' as a result of their floppy old titties.

Their patch was two pendulous 8's (age requirements, droopy boobs) over crossed knitting kneedles

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Dangerous cookies or half-baked cake.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

i just want to murder all the tr*nnies, but hey, that's your opinion and i'm fine with that. looks like you've got some growing up to do.

I think they are all skeletons now.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Unfortunately all dead. They were great grammas, I miss them dearly.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





Those pics are from the early 2000s so very dead, OP

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Grandmas are great but very prone to dying. I used to have two but now I have none and it's bullshit

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus

Last I heard they were gushing.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



The grandmas like the pets are all dead.

Unless it was a pet turtle or birb or something.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



All of my grandparents are dead!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Grandmas are really good people with strong charisma and charm but very weak to covid-19.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER


my grandma says "oh..foot" instead of gently caress.

Occasionally, at work I do the same thing. It's starting to catch on with like 3 of my coworkers out of a building of hundreds. You can get some weird looks saying "Well... foot."

that's what my grandma is up to. and knitting

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

poo poo I just remembered I've had a game of Cookie Clicker running in a background window for the past 5 years. I should probably check on that.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


organising the coupons, op

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Oh globbits


also bingo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




I don't know what they're doing, but I know what I'm doing now

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Waterbed Wendy posted:

All of my grandparents are dead!
If you added up my grandparents and your grandparents we wouldn't have any grandparents

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





i never got to meet my grandmas, so these ones are all i have

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



sweet thursday posted:

If you added up my grandparents and your grandparents we wouldn't have any grandparents

I'm sorry for our losses

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Death sure likes them gilfs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Fuckin, suckin, snortin, shootin, smoking, moshing, gardening, crocheting, baking, pegging, pissin, cussin, fartin, raging, a party with yoooooo.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012


They're currently attempting to overthrow the United States Government, but not in a good way

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Mom just got her second negative corona test result back so this grandma is Solid Gold tm dancing to this song all over the house.

https://youtu.be/Zv0OwvsP0ek

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

These aren't particularly grand, just mediocremas imo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Something Awful Grandmas After Dark

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

my grandmas dead. we cremated her.

yeah both of mine are in nice gold boxes in a wall

rip

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My grandma sent me fifty (50) dollars for Christmas, pretty fuckin sweet.

So did mine on top of a fiddy my gramps gave me - my nana owns.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


One of my grandmas is spreading Qanon propaganda

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



They have become various Hellraisers

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Probably fuckin'

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