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Queen Victorian
Feb 21, 2018




Lich Laugh Love

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KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

No, Mr. Rice, I expect you to PLEASE WORK OUT



I gotta say I really respect the commitment to the theme.

Baneling Butts
Dec 9, 2012



Nothing welcomes guests like a picture of a guillotine by the front door!

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003




No dishwasher? How do they clean all their dildos?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!



Morbid Hound

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Those people are living their best lives.

I clicked expecting the typical mannequins and sketchy repairs horrorshow but, like, nope, looks like solid workmanship throughout, clear theme, looks good, not my thing but a good property all around.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats





I bet the neighbours hate them.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

your living room looks like shit

lamp is here, and my crappy iphone 6 camera that makes blues look a bit purple

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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

And the rockets red glare! Buncha bombs in the air! Came proof to the night that we still had a flag.



The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part.

The custom (I assume) spider-web guard for the stairs, holy poo poo.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


Facebook Aunt posted:



I bet the neighbours hate them.

It's Brooklyn Park. This is one of the nicer houses in the neighborhood.

this truck, on the other hand, I'm shocked it's survived in Ravens land.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

01100110 01100001 01101100 01111010


Blowjob Overtime posted:

The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part.

I mean, it's staged. they just put everything else in storage and left furniture there.

I for one REALLY want to see the non-staged standard version. Honestly It's borderline /r/ATBGE/ in my opinion. I have at least a few early 90s gothy people who never grew out of it where, if this were their house (Minus the Raiders gear) i would consider it a treat to visit and would enjoy immensely.

Especially the non-staged back yard cemetary.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

And the rockets red glare! Buncha bombs in the air! Came proof to the night that we still had a flag.



falz posted:

I mean, it's staged. they just put everything else in storage and left furniture there.


It is still very entertaining to me to leave those three items in place, and imagining the owners sitting in the basement in their one sacred, untouched area.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007



I have the perfect vehicle to go with that house.

Shame it's in Baltimore though.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Facebook Aunt posted:



I bet the neighbours hate them.
It's weird-looking, but the house and lawn look pretty good (physically); were they my neighbors, I could deal with them on that basis.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007



They probably threw great parties in the before time.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Thumposaurus posted:

They probably threw great parties in the before time.

Yeah the backyard bar and fire pit look pretty sweet.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





I thought those chairs were for people to watch the loving.

Badger of Basra
Jul 25, 2007



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I clicked expecting the typical mannequins and sketchy repairs horrorshow but, like, nope, looks like solid workmanship throughout, clear theme, looks good, not my thing but a good property all around.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/03/baltimore-sexy-funeral-goth-house-realtor.html

The realtor got him to get rid of the mannequins!

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!



Morbid Hound


Hahahah, fuckin' called it

there's always mannequins

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "gold leaf"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/639-N-22nd-St-Philadelphia-PA-19130/10241799_zpid/

gonna be mad about this crooked mirror for the rest of the night




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7984-Georgetown-Pike-Mclean-VA-22102/51726198_zpid/ for a mansion built in 2002 this is not as bad as I expected







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/360-W-253rd-St-Bronx-NY-10471/29852940_zpid/ $9.8 million for 15k square feet on 2.5 acres in Riverdale seems oddly cheap






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6940-Keats-Ave-S-Cottage-Grove-MN-55016/2211196_zpid/ Cedarhurst Mansion, original farmhouse built 1856 with huge additions and remodel in 1911 and 1917 by Cass Gilbert



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/611-N-High-St-West-Chester-PA-19380/2075429088_zpid/ "Eyre View" by Joseph Miller Huston (1898)




china cabinet in the bathroom is the ultimate flex


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/101-S-William-St-Johnstown-NY-12095/30458960_zpid/ the least expensive ($499k) and most tasteful of all of these





cool turret room

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Blowjob Overtime posted:

The two chairs in front of a TV in the otherwise empty basement is the funniest part.

How else are you going to have a buddy come over and help charge JO Crystals?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib


Damning with faint praise, there.

quote:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/360-W-253rd-St-Bronx-NY-10471/29852940_zpid/ $9.8 million for 15k square feet on 2.5 acres in Riverdale seems oddly cheap



The conservatory seems like a great place to watch TV.

Eames chair count is like 30ish now, I missed a couple I think.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "heirloom"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42900-Mather-Ln-Laytonville-CA-95454/250119115_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1825-Highway-128-Philo-CA-95466/19205570_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/122-E-4th-St-Cloverdale-CA-95425/64451741_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2720-Perry-Meadow-Rd-Redway-CA-95560/2077427559_zpid/
house 1

house 2

kitty


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-W-Schiller-St-Chicago-IL-60610/3856394_zpid/

if a Chair doesn't have its footrest does it only count as 0.5 or 0.75?

I too sort my books into color-coordinated stacks of 3




do like the escher tile


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/28-Antler-Ln-Wilton-CT-06897/58841588_zpid/ built in 1977 and gut-renovated in 2013, I really want to know what it looked like before







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6932-SE-108th-Ave-Portland-OR-97266/2076807180_zpid/ I like this tiny house (and I like tiny houses in general more than I really should), but I don't like it enough to pay $140k for it without any land, jesus christ.




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/937-Post-Rd-Scarsdale-NY-10583/109966583_zpid/ mixed feelings about this "re-imagined" house, it doesn't look bad but it's bordering on a little too much for a house built in 1734. Also it is staged horribly it needs colonial or shaker furniture. If all you've got is this Crate & Barrel poo poo you'd be better off photographing it empty


this table setting makes the room look smaller than it really is



Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 31, 2021

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler


TheMadMilkman posted:

Picture 28 is a treat.



I know I can't cum unless I'm watching myself, watching myself, watching myself gently caress in a recursive video showing an infinite number of increasingly delayed versions of myself watching me, watching me gently caress. . . from behind, but reversed and at this point (due to the nature of reflections accumulating perceived distance) nearly 27m away.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "bygone"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/312-Gardner-Hollow-Rd-Poughquag-NY-12570/2078275688_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1473-Us-Highway-176-Tryon-NC-28782/232559769_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Woodfield-Ln-Saddle-River-NJ-07458/52911607_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Myrtle-Ave-Wakefield-MA-01880/56353586_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/625-N-Gardner-St-Los-Angeles-CA-90036/20785267_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/257-Ocean-Ave-Marblehead-MA-01945/56942471_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/510-16th-St-Santa-Monica-CA-90402/20477100_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-N-Mountain-Ave-Montclair-NJ-07042/2101658413_zpid/ honestly can't remember if I posted this one before





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-Dean-Rd-Brookline-MA-02445/56570018_zpid/ 1910 Colonial Revival by Kilham & Hopkins



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/263-Floyd-Hwy-Floyd-VA-24091/2077210164_zpid/ ...at least the carpet protected the floor underneath?




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/315-Westover-Rd-Alamo-Heights-TX-78209/169468880_zpid/ awesome house by Phil Carrington (1959) that does not, in fact, need your "thoughtful upgrades"



actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

your living room looks like shit

I can't believe I forgot to do this last week

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Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "curved walls"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-Calle-Marguerite-Sedona-AZ-86336/8785242_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/437-N-Highland-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90036/20783972_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1105-W-Tortolita-Mountain-Cir-Oro-Valley-AZ-85755/55211362_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1667-Rising-Glen-Rd-Los-Angeles-CA-90069/20799869_zpid/


oh hey


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1124-King-Cres-Saskatoon-SK-S7K-0N8/2080286235_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45-Littles-Point-Rd-Swampscott-MA-01907/56968752_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Greenvalley-Cir-Whitchurch-Stouffville-ON-L4A-2L4/2079964592_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2302-NW-Blue-Ridge-Dr-Seattle-WA-98177/48693724_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/817-S-Clark-St-Moberly-MO-65270/77913044_zpid/ Cheap Victorian in a Dying Midwest Town: 3220sf on 4/5 of an acre in the middle of a reasonably large (but still dying) town, built in 1880. Needs some TLC but doesn't look too bad apart from probably needing a new roof. Asking $130,000.






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/802-NE-Perry-Ave-Peoria-IL-61603/5154394_zpid/ the Lilly and Flavell Shurtleff House (1896), more of a Moderately Priced Victorian ($254k) but holy poo poo the details



original light fixtures throughout

little bits of art all over this house

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 2, 2021

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "Old Town". Or "Olde Towne", or "Olde Town" or however they spell it.

Old Town Alexandria VA:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/319-Wolfe-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192123344_zpid/ ca. 1770


the addition has the downstairs half-bath + rear stairs so they didn't have to cut a hallway through the one-room-wide house

love the upstairs den/library/family room


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/418-Duke-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192122124_zpid/ ca. 1852





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2304-King-St-Alexandria-VA-22301/192123823_zpid/ 1910 Colonial





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/405-S-Lee-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192123449_zpid/ ca. 1820



I see those staging books


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/711-Prince-St-Alexandria-VA-22314/192121511_zpid/ ca. 1800




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1008-Prince-St-APT-3-Alexandria-VA-22314/192141435_zpid/ adorable little carriage house
nice death stairs - more like carnage house, am I right?



Old Towne Orange CA:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/245-N-Harwood-St-Orange-CA-92866/25432047_zpid/ 1922 Mediterranean Revival



Olde Towne Petersburg VA:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/232-Grove-Ave-Petersburg-VA-23803/230875617_zpid/ live/work 1870 Italianate
someone's kooky aunt lives here


backyard hair salon is an extremely Petersburg vibe


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/609-Grove-Ave-Petersburg-VA-23803/79250058_zpid/ Cheap 1791 Colonial in a Floundering Virginia City. Okay I kinda really want this. Now that I work mostly remote I can live further out from Richmond and this is so cool in spite of a few ugly renovation things. But it's in Petersburg. But it's in like the only decent-ish part of Petersburg. But it's probably a nightmare to maintain. But I can afford it. But it's close to the river and I don't think Petersburg has the floodwall that Richmond does. But I could walk to the river...


SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


For once I've got a house weirder than some of what YD finds.
"Y'all with the cult?"

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:

Old Towne Orange CA:
[url]https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/245-N-Harwood-St-Orange-CA-92866


I'm all about this tile color combo but the faucet/showerhead locations confuse me. I'd get rid of the floral wallpaper and maybe do some kind of black art deco thing instead.


tf is this?

Chair count is like 32ish, who even knows now.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "newel". [joke about having stairs in your house]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/154-Congress-St-Brooklyn-NY-11201/142791452_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1202-N-Main-St-Racine-WI-53402/145427667_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1626-S-3rd-St-Louisville-KY-40208/95204029_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/226-S-Union-Ave-Havre-De-Grace-MD-21078/36982438_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/212-E-Wadsworth-St-Eaton-OH-45320/54422976_zpid/

lots of nice unpainted details here


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/311-S-Fulton-St-Salisbury-NC-28144/126396782_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/614-High-St-Petersburg-VA-23803/79250345_zpid/ another 18th century home in Petersburg, this one in worse condition and with more later modifications


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/83-S-Main-St-Moravia-NY-13118/30046336_zpid/ totally gutted house but they kept the staircase


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1018-10th-St-Marlinton-WV-24954/22983197_zpid/ Cheap Victorian in a Remote West Virginia Town. Marlinton is gorgeous but it's in the middle of nowhere and the part near the river floods semi-regularly. Still, $135k for a big brick house in livable condition on a high point in town is a deal imo.





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5-Saint-Ronan-Ter-New-Haven-CT-06511/57965149_zpid/ I'm just horny for millwork okay





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-8th-Ave-Brooklyn-NY-11215/30586912_zpid/ probably posted this before


this is pornography



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/882-Grove-St-San-Francisco-CA-94117/15078244_zpid/ a spectacular 1893 Queen Anne in San Francisco in incredible near-original condition. I pray it doesn't get destroyed by modern renovation.

there's wallpaper and then there's wallpaper


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


SkyeAuroline posted:

For once I've got a house weirder than some of what YD finds.
"Y'all with the cult?"

They really love those puzzle piece foam mats.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

Anything pre 1906 San Francisco should have to have permission to be remodeled imo. That city already lost enough architecture.

Badger of Basra
Jul 25, 2007




lol the little stair pads

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "tradition"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/184-Seaman-Ave-Bayport-NY-11705/59655253_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/591-Riversville-Rd-Greenwich-CT-06831/177242255_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/866-Pendleton-Point-Rd-Islesboro-ME-04848/2088830940_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3369-The-Cres-Vancouver-BC-V6H-1T6/314347401_zpid/





zillow.com/homedetails/263-Winnacunnet-Rd-Hampton-NH-03842/86814271_zpid/?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21943-Saint-Louis-Rd-Middleburg-VA-20117/82567062_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-E-Wing-Dr-Sedona-AZ-86336/2072584802_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/611-E-Woodland-Rd-Lake-Forest-IL-60045/4856367_zpid/ by Edwin Hill Clark (1929) with 2005 addition by Darcy Bonner

for gently caress's sake



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11700-Mansion-St-Princess-Anne-MD-21853/64651302_zpid/ "Beckford", ca. 1803 Federal mansion with excellent use of color



NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person

https://twitter.com/ThereWillBeGin/status/1379123823019241474
Plenty photos on the Rightmove page

Outside: Grover-ish
Inside: Spacestation Cult HQ meets Clockwork Orange Milk Bar..?



















edit: BONUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dberhcXoSk

Maybe turn your speakers down

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 5, 2021

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

ayyy




NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person

https://twitter.com/ThereWillBeGin/status/1379123823019241474
Plenty photos on the Rightmove page

Outside: Grover-ish
Inside: Spacestation Cult HQ meets Clockwork Orange Milk Bar..?



reaction to outside: meh, that's lame but p tame

reaction to inside: aaaaaaaaaaaaa i was not prepared I WAS NOT PREPARED

that's what the end of 2001 would have looked like if dave bowman sprung for the deluxe package

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "Moravian" or "Mercer tile". Two names for the same thing; dude named Henry Mercer founded the Pennsylvania-based Moravian Tile Works.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/43-Route-37-S-Sherman-CT-06784/57357668_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Brier-Rd-Gloucester-MA-01930/56041533_zpid/
cool floor



smokehouse with more tile


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/150-County-Road-627-Phillipsburg-NJ-08865/2072034132_zpid/ very churchy church conversion

them tiles


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Morgan-Hill-Dr-Doylestown-PA-18901/2072078920_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4995-Paist-Rd-Doylestown-PA-18902/8981023_zpid/



boy these look weird on a ~modern~ subway tile backdrop


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/401-E-Commerce-St-Bridgeton-NJ-08302/38397423_zpid/ funky house with fancy floors

and a fancy frieze


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7039-Ely-Rd-New-Hope-PA-18938/9095478_zpid/ holyfuckingshit
a truly great Great Room and a peak of one of the be-tiled bathrooms

the arch is the story of Rip Van Winkle

the surround is the history of the Cadwallader family that built the house




I cannot imagine how much all of this cost



wish we could see a close-up of that backsplash

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

D-LICIOUS


NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this place isn't too far from me, if it wasn't still pandemic rules I might have gone to see it in person

https://twitter.com/ThereWillBeGin/status/1379123823019241474
Plenty photos on the Rightmove page

Outside: Grover-ish
Inside: Spacestation Cult HQ meets Clockwork Orange Milk Bar..?



















edit: BONUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dberhcXoSk

Maybe turn your speakers down


This is Patrick Bateman's British cousin's house

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



When you get tired of waiting for the scifi future and do it yourself.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde


It's the little details that make batshit insane concept houses, and boy does this deliver.

Also, I expect that sea urchin thing to scuttle toward me and explode.

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