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SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020



y'all like mold?

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
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shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/XanderGalbraith/status/1379456642673172487?s=20

Eh, it's a livin'

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows



Fallen Rib

Youth Decay posted:

and a fancy frieze


The FRIEZE is what you want to highlight in this picture?

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "romance"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/195-Baer-Rd-Forestburgh-NY-12777/208779714_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1649-Clark-St-Stevens-Point-WI-54481/91797591_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/521-Scrimshaw-Ln-Severna-Park-MD-21146/36026803_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2456-Glencoe-St-Burlington-NC-27217/67325674_zpid/ this is so cute and the colors are great




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7191-Encelia-Dr-La-Jolla-CA-92037/16851562_zpid/


does not look comfortable tbh


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4400-Garfield-St-NW-Washington-DC-20007/442323_zpid/ "Wesley House" (1930)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8-Rockledge-Rd-Laguna-Beach-CA-92651/25573200_zpid/ by Garret van Pelt (1930)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/326-Main -St-Antwerp-NY-13608/30543067_zpid/ Cheap Victorian In a Tiny New York Town. $95k with a lovely light retro-renovation and updated wiring etc. but it's in the middle of nowhere






wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

The FRIEZE is what you want to highlight in this picture?

Pssh, acting like youve never seen a witch-fireplace before.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





It's nice to be RICH.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

The FRIEZE is what you want to highlight in this picture?

If you highlight everything, have you really highlighted anything?

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


I'm always terrified when these actually manage to sell.



ok this one's actually good though


perfect d&d room
what the hell is this gym shower?
Honorable mention not worth a photo: attic sauna.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "admired" aka mostly houses in New York because I guess one realtor or whoever writes ad copy likes to use that phrase

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4190-Sourdough-Rd-Bozeman-MT-59715/212915284_zpid/ by Hugo Eck (1957)



is this a sex thing?


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/65-Birchall-Dr-Scarsdale-NY-10583/33096201_zpid/ 1955 Colonial Revival


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45-County-Route-79-Windham-NY-12496/2081025367_zpid/ "Durnan House", 1887 Queen Anne from a George F. Barber design



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/94-Crocus-Pl-Saint-Paul-MN-55102/2029113_zpid/ 1906 Craftsman with recent renovation by David Heide





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Gladwin-Pl-Bronxville-NY-10708/131678998_zpid/ by William Bates (1899) with redone interior by "celebrity designer" Celerie Kemble which sounds like a fake name



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/175-Victoria-St-E-Amherst-NS-B4H-1Y6/2076631676_zpid/ 1898 Georgian Revival by Rhodes & Curry


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Beechwood-Rd-Bronxville-NY-10708/66527211_zpid/ 1925 Tudor by Charles Lewis Bowman


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Governors-Rd-Bronxville-NY-10708/131678999_zpid/ another William Bates (1912)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/154-Brookside-Ave-Amsterdam-NY-12010/53172035_zpid/ the most unsettling mansion
giant carousel horse is just a portent of what is to come


interesting cabinets

for titty wallpaper
mmhmm

way back in the old thread I posted a house with a carousel horse collection and said it was more unsettling than the doll collection houses. welp,



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2200-Sheridan-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55405/1990732_zpid/ pretend I posted every photo in the listing. oh my god this house. 1892 Queen Anne mansion also with a David Heide renovation





HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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Fallen Rib


Either the Denver Museum of Miniatures, Dolls, and Toys or the pre-renovation Toy and Miniature Museum in Kansas City (both of which are housed in mansions) had a bathroom with a whole bunch of dolls in it.

Or it might have been the Doll Museum at the St. Joseph Museums (which is more notable for the Glore Psychiatric Museum), because they were sort of stuck in the back.

Anyway, those are all cool museums, visit them if you have the chance.

The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?


Dear lord that Minneapolis mansion is gorgeous.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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Fallen Rib

oh my god I want this house so bad

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1720-E-75th-Ter-Kansas-City-MO-64131/2422408_zpid/







kitchen is whack, though

it's way too big for two people (5 bedrooms!) but ughhhh I want it

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


Threatening aura.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "romance"



The wainscoting up this stairwell is driving me bonkers.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "box beam"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1228-S-Wall-St-Spokane-WA-99204/23521299_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/511-Forest-St-Oakland-CA-94618/24753439_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1907-Dupont-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55403/1951311_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/88-Marin-View-Ave-Mill-Valley-CA-94941/19262711_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7400-44th-Ave-SW-Seattle-WA-98136/49105597_zpid/
wish they hadn't painted the woodwork



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8496-110th-St-S-Sabin-MN-56580/89285544_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/928-SE-18th-Ave-Portland-OR-97214/53997667_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/922-Bonsella-St-Walla-Walla-WA-99362/91571698_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2233-SW-18th-Ave-Portland-OR-97201/53835752_zpid/ by Emil Schacht (1910)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5315-Scott-Lake-Rd-Lakeland-FL-33813/60171645_zpid/ by Francis Kennard (1918)


interesting mix of old and new in the kitchen


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27-Devon-Rd-Chestnut-Hill-MA-02467/56570599_zpid/ the listing has some some terrible virtual updates where they paint everything white but I have chosen to spare your eyes from that horror


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1824-24th-Ave-E-Seattle-WA-98112/49098301_zpid/ by F. H. Perkins (1910)
gorgeous fireplace


My Shark Waifuu
Dec 9, 2012




Oh hey, my old town! Gorgeous house, shame about it being across the street from the hospital-cum-dorms.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro




I Shot The Serif posted:

The wainscoting up this stairwell is driving me bonkers.

Same. That's certainly one way of doing it.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "observatory"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1639-Highway-54-W-Fayetteville-GA-30214/52271320_zpid/

I really love this aesthetic

the observatory/model railroad workshop is on top of the garage, the skylight opens up!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/28-W-Spanish-Town-Ct-Rosemary-Beach-FL-32461/2076514378_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/520-Snug-Harbor-Rd-Greenport-NY-11944/32749549_zpid/

extremely good 1970s wallpaper



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/32763-Birch-Hill-Rd-Palomar-Mountain-CA-92060/16576904_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/451-Next-Day-Hill-Dr-Englewood-NJ-07631/37888351_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/530-Old-East-Rd-Whitefield-NH-03598/95337844_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/214-E-Hopkins-Ave-Aspen-CO-81611/54777738_zpid/ aptly named "Observatory House" (1888) an odd mix of Victorian and contemporary

this is super cool though


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/259-Midland-Dr-Asheville-NC-28804/5641987_zpid/ ~17590 sf built in 1926. pretty cool but 15 bathrooms for 6 bedrooms seems like overkill




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/87-Alta-Ave-Yonkers-NY-10705/32984988_zpid/ "Overcliff" incredible Shingle-style mansion built in 1892. 6-level tower with views of the Hudson River. $1.29 million seems shockingly cheap for 6000sf on an acre of land that close to NYC even before you consider that it's a fuckin castle



also has a private chapel

ok the top of the tower could use some polish but them views tho

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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Fallen Rib

I've completely lost count of the chair count. I give up. It averages out to about two chairs a page, absurd.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10204-Plymouth-St-Hanoverton-OH-44423/33257891_zpid/ a palette cleanser: ca. 1830 Federal "telescope" house
....interesting kitchen design


I don't like the tile top, but that's not a bad way of putting a kitchen into a room that wasn't historically built to be a kitchen without tearing out all the windows.

Behold, more flipper BS:




Bought 10/20 for $140k, put up 4/10/21 for $155k. Only change between the listings: All the carpet was pulled out and replaced with grey vinyl.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 10, 2021

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020



Interior Design Is My Passion (the whole house this came from is a goddamn nightmare, but I love these awful lights in particular and how badly they fit)

Also, hey YD, can I file a quick "timg tag" request? I usually check this particular thread off my phone where everything is automatically timg'd and didn't realize quite how, uh... big every uncollapsed image is on desktop. No pressure, just thoughts.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

your living room looks like shit

some extremely good deals on modern furniture here

https://hivemodern.com/pages/category189/miniatures-by-vitra

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "creatively"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/712-Morven-Ter-Sea-Girt-NJ-08750/70166319_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6867-County-Road-203-Durango-CO-81301/13929693_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7085-Ely-Rd-New-Hope-PA-18938/2097445211_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Woodland-Pl-San-Rafael-CA-94901/19246121_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1057-Argyle-Dr-Oakville-ON-L6J-1A8/2072860142_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36263-Montezuma-Valley-Rd-Ranchita-CA-92066/52506522_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5-Chase-Ln-Colorado-Springs-CO-80906/13672437_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2020-N-Serrano-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90027/20809581_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7582-W-Shore-Dr-Presque-Isle-WI-54557/232682776_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6944-Pershing-Ave-Saint-Louis-MO-63130/2747323_zpid/



surprise!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2402-Kirkwood-Ave-Modesto-CA-95350/16030212_zpid/ by Ray Abst (1969), renovation by Dani Boyd, not sure who made the awful photo filter


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/316-W-2nd-St-Lexington-KY-40507/77520044_zpid/ interesting newer (2004) construction by Van Meter Petitt and Greg Martelli
I really like the facade, it's a callback to vernacular architecture in Kentucky.

The porchfront antebellum house across the street (you can kinda see it in the window) was definitely the inspiration


The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?


Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/316-W-2nd-St-Lexington-KY-40507/77520044_zpid/ interesting newer (2004) construction by Van Meter Petitt and Greg Martelli


I, too, need vertical assistance to access the top portion of my linens. Mine is a bit less... uh, elegant - a small stepstool shoved into the side of the linen closet.

Shoulda hired an architect to better design my setup.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet




Slippery Tilde

SkyeAuroline posted:


Interior Design Is My Passion (the whole house this came from is a goddamn nightmare, but I love these awful lights in particular and how badly they fit)

Also, hey YD, can I file a quick "timg tag" request? I usually check this particular thread off my phone where everything is automatically timg'd and didn't realize quite how, uh... big every uncollapsed image is on desktop. No pressure, just thoughts.

This gym has more boobs than a dog

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

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The finest lights $30 can buy.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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Fallen Rib

So I I buy this house, do you think they'd let me keep this painting that's right at the top of the stairs?



Also, SkyeAuroline, what browser are you using? You need that script that automatically resizes images.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

So I I buy this house, do you think they'd let me keep this painting that's right at the top of the stairs?



Also, SkyeAuroline, what browser are you using? You need that script that automatically resizes images.

Firefox. Apparently that's a thing I'm unaware of. Never been an issue.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "renovator". Homes (mostly Canadian homes) that for better or for worse are destined to become sad grayscale boxes.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/170-Langarth-St-E-London-ON-N6C-1Z5/2071945681_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36-Scotia-Ave-Hamilton-ON-L8K-4X5/2071899178_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9306-Ashford-Rd-Henrico-VA-23229/12330095_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Old-Seabright-Rd-Seabright-NS-B3Z-4C8/305616872_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/256-E-242nd-St-Euclid-OH-44123/33632675_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6380-Whiskey-Jack-Rd-A-Big-White-BC-V1P-1P3/2072245698_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1044-Signal-Hill-Ln-Berwyn-PA-19312/9205691_zpid/ "is a renovatorís dream or a possible tear down to build your dream home" Am I missing something?






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-S-Hill-Blvd-San-Francisco-CA-94112/15177580_zpid/ "Wonderful opportunity for the Home Renovator, Developer or Investor to purchase an original fixer" "This home is ready for new owners to restore and bring it into the 21st century" NOOOOOOOO


you know the kitchen will be the first to go

but can they at least keep the original light fixtures

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1044-Signal-Hill-Ln-Berwyn-PA-19312/9205691_zpid/ "is a renovatorís dream or a possible tear down to build your dream home" Am I missing something?

Pretty sure that's code for "there are massive foundation/drainage/carpenter ant issues."

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "sconces"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/121-Mckinley-Ave-Libertyville-IL-60048/4842533_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/915-24th-St-NE-Canton-OH-44714/35202513_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2256-Robinwood-Ave-Toledo-OH-43620/34675129_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3317-E-37th-St-Minneapolis-MN-55406/1737146_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1005-Paseo-Barranca-Santa-Fe-NM-87501/6830889_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/929-Leigh-Mill-Rd-Great-Falls-VA-22066/51712509_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1515-N-State-Pkwy-Chicago-IL-60610/3842857_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/290-S-Main-St-Andover-MA-01810/56032199_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/75740-Topaz-Ln-Indian-Wells-CA-92210/18076923_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3115-Meramec-St-Saint-Louis-MO-63118/2951726_zpid/ no actual photos of said sconces in the listing but holy poo poo look at this art glass in this cheap Craftsman


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/160-W-12th-St-85-New-York-NY-10011/219646181_zpid/ interior by Nick Olsen

love this shade of pink



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1031-W-A-St-Dixon-CA-95620/15699182_zpid/ please stop painting your woodwork white

they just left one room unmarred (aside from the weird sponged paint)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1001-Terrace-Ave-2-Victoria-BC-V8S-3V2/314002137_zpid/ a condo in "Bowser Manor" by A. A. Cox (1912)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1192-Berwyn-Paoli-Rd-Berwyn-PA-19312/9204075_zpid/ "Oakbrook" built in 1823 with 1928 addition by R. Brognard Okie

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

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Fallen Rib

SkyeAuroline posted:

Firefox. Apparently that's a thing I'm unaware of. Never been an issue.

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5430-something-awful-image-fixes/code

essential for desktop imo

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "Society Hill". Rowhomes in the Society Hill neighborhood of Philadelphia, PA.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/301-Cypress-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/10196246_zpid/ 1980 contemporary


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/310-S-2nd-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/10195815_zpid/a jumble of levels and stairs built in 1815



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/508-S-Front-St-Philadelphia-PA-19147/10195793_zpid/ another funky 80s townhouse


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/518-Delancey-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/10196361_zpid/ ca. 1809


I love what they did with the split-level kitchen and family room



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/530-Spruce-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/126251015_zpid/ the Thomas Sully House, built in 1796 by George Coombe






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/220-222-Spruce-Street-Philadelphia-PA-19106/10196195_zpid/ double-width home built in 1743


has the ultimate patio


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/540-Cypress-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/10196271_zpid/ early 1800s trinity (a kind of Philadelphia rowhouse traditionally with the kitchen in the basement level, living area on the first floor and one bedroom on each floor above)

trinity stairs are often hilariously narrow and treacherous so often they are replaced with more modern open spiral staircases




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/638-Pine-St-Philadelphia-PA-19106/103778664_zpid/ a weird, wonderful mix of 1910s and 1980s design



SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020



Doesn't seem to do anything, but thanks.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


From the cursed images thread;

Imagine the alternate reality where these guys host the most popular HGTV show. All the lovely flippers trying to copy this.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


Facebook Aunt posted:

From the cursed images thread;


Imagine the alternate reality where these guys host the most popular HGTV show. All the lovely flippers trying to copy this.

I legitimately prefer that to Chip & Joanna's poo poo.

Youth Decay
Aug 17, 2015

a little too tithonic
yeah I really do think


The Zillow search term of the day is "hand-blown", as in hand-blown glass.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Pine-Ln-Schuylerville-NY-12871/66527355_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/28-Church-St-Marlboro-NY-12542/198838992_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1122-W-Trindle-Rd-Mechanicsburg-PA-17055/2078637440_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/432-Stepping-Stones-Ln-Hot-Springs-VA-24445/2077295957_zpid/





matching Tudor stable!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4098-Old-River-Trl-Powhatan-VA-23139/108020041_zpid/ the Miles House, ca. 1809, built in North Carolina, disassembled and rebuilt in Powhatan, VA







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/32-Town-St-East-Haddam-CT-06423/57851819_zpid/ the Eliphalet Holmes House (ca. 1730, expanded ca. 1790)






Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Youth Decay posted:


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/299-S-Hill-Blvd-San-Francisco-CA-94112/15177580_zpid/ "Wonderful opportunity for the Home Renovator, Developer or Investor to purchase an original fixer" "This home is ready for new owners to restore and bring it into the 21st century" NOOOOOOOO


you know the kitchen will be the first to go

but can they at least keep the original light fixtures


loving Bay Area. Jesus christ the heart can only bear so much.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

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Thanks to this thread I found out about the keyword filter on zillow. I was very curious if widows walks are still a thing (build code-wise). It seems they are for anyone who can afford million dollar houses.

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slingshot effect
Sep 28, 2009

the wonderful wizard of welp



Walking up and down stairs from my oven to my workspace feels like I'm about to go into a really lazy first draft of a horror movie.

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