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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
It's what spies posing as staff carry around so no one will question them or get in their way.

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Supreme Allah posted:

There's no way I could pee let alone poo poo in a bedpan without overflowing it to a terrible degree and I know most adults have to be the same way,

bed pans look like a big spoon to bounce your waste even further over the mattress & sheets

Artist’s rendition of you using a bedpan:

https://youtu.be/Y7pz7CqWTMs

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Icochet posted:

When you're in the hospital and a simpleton keeps giving you ice cream but you don't want it you put it in the bed pan

THANK YOU

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Brain Curry posted:

Artist’s rendition of you using a bedpan:


Enoch Root
Aug 28, 2007

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Where does the nurse take it?

At least in the hospital I am doing the plumbing for at the moment, they take it to a machine called a macerator. Basically you dump the contents into it and then it chops it all up into a fine slurry which is then pumped out to a regular sanitary drainage line.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
bedpanic! at the hospital

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
to put soft serve ice cream cones in op

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Grevling posted:

Worst sketch I've ever seen, didn't even smile.
Did you not watch to the part where the nurse wipes the fat guy's butt? That was pretty funny.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
bedpants keep me comfortable

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Bedpans are too cold. I prefer to just poo poo in my hand and toss it in the bedpan.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
They are a godsend on planes.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lol if you dont have a combinatiom bed / toilet

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

lol if you dont have a combinatiom bed / toilet

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
poo poo inflated bed :eyepoop:

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Knormal posted:

Did you not watch to the part where the nurse wipes the fat guy's butt? That was pretty funny.

That went right over my head

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