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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Okay. Here's the deal right? It's this movie, and it's about this baby. But guess what? He's a BOSS! Maybe a little hard to completely wrap your head about the idea so here's a little "concept art" as they say in the biz (business, like the kind of business the baby does, because he's a boss)



So while there are other babies who just kind of drool and poop their diapers, sometimes they just kind of gurgle or sleep, they also cry. NOT BOSS BABY! Boss baby is IN CONTROL! He reminds himself of that in the mirror every morning. Other babies are usually pretty care free, like they freak out if they get gas, boss baby has already had two heart attacks an suffers from heart burn from work related stress! He sometimes just drinks the antacid straight out of the bottle without measuring, it's been getting bad. Thing is, he's still a baby! Can you imagine. He does wear diapers though (he is a baby after all) so he does still poop in his diaper but maybe he gets his mom to also be his secretary so having her change his diaper wouldn't be weird? Maybe he changes his own diaper and mutters "I'm gettin' too old for this poo poo!" (GET IT???)

What I'm saying is I think this character, has legs. Even if he uses them to crawl. Difference is he crawls to meetings!

So what do you think? Any ideas? Think we could pitch it?

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Got another idea! Okay. Hear me out. Other babies suck on binkies, right? Well boss baby does too! Only difference? Cigar binkies! Like this:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Instead of yelling ‘YOURE FIRED’ he throws his rattle at screams earsplitting screams




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Luvcow




boss baby makes yet another power move and forces me to change his diaper as he gives me my monthly review


https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Macnult


boss baby’s drawings about sharing taped to the fridge in the break room. it’s just a bunch of red and green arrows

Macnult


boss baby hears about poor employee treatment. they often resort to making GBS threads themselves while working the manufacturing line — he still doesn’t see what he problem is

Macnult


[boss baby running around the office wearing a firefighter hat and blowing raspberries]
secretary: *sigh* someone’s getting cut today

Luvcow




Macnult posted:

boss baby’s drawings about sharing taped to the fridge in the break room. it’s just a bunch of red and green arrows


Macnult posted:

boss baby hears about poor employee treatment. they often resort to making GBS threads themselves while working the manufacturing line — he still doesn’t see what he problem is


Macnult posted:

[boss baby running around the office wearing a firefighter hat and blowing raspberries]
secretary: *sigh* someone’s getting cut today


https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

google THIS



Boss Baby: (finally fits the triangle shape through the matching hole)

Boss Baby:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Boss baby orders lunch for the office but it’s just applesauce and milk




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Stifling laughter as we tell the new guy to play peek-a-boo with boss baby if they start to feel like they're losing them during the presentation.

After you've been here for a bit you find out peek-a-boo terrifies boss baby and makes him think that you've left work early

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




The accounting department all quits in frustration because Boss baby doesn’t understand object permanence and counts all the money in the cash register as new every time it opens.




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i remember the days of assistant manager baby. success has spoiled him.

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Jaguars!




A massive Q1 effort finally delivers a milestone - Boss baby rolls onto his front.

Slumpy




boss baby got a fat dick


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Boss baby keeps getting sent to sexual harassment training by HR for trying to suck all the nipples




ty nut and vanisher for this wonderful sig!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives


its so crazy to me already that a baby is just like a small person but what if that baby was a boss????

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Maybe he changes his own diaper and mutters "I'm gettin' too old for this poo poo!" (GET IT???)

Jaguars!




Employee sweats as boss baby reaches for the hanging blue disc labelled 'raise'


Employee collapses into tears as boss baby slaps the red disc marked 'sack employee' and starts frantically shaking the rattle for security.

google THIS



"Rosebud," whispers Boss Baby, and the snowglobe falls to the floor. The whole company is stoked that he said his first word.

Slumpy




google THIS posted:

"Rosebud," whispers Boss Baby, and the simoleans start rolling in


Horrible Butts


ba ba ba ba if we pay workers more we will have to cut benefits ba ba goo geeeuhh (farts)

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

Horrible Butts


ma ma ma you could buy a PS5 instead of paying union dues bo bo boo be hmmm (squeaky fart)

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

Horrible Butts


The year is 205X.
For decades, ruthless hedge funds have adopted babies, appointed them CEO, and had them take the fall as they gut company after company.
These infants are doomed to spend their entire lives in white collar prisons. They are the "Boss Babies." Streaming now on HBO Max.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


"Is the boss baby in?" I ask the secretary. "No, sorry. He's at a training seminar," she replies before looking around a little nervously and whispers, "Potty training seminar!".

BlueDekuNuts







"Work hard and maybe you too can have a golden changing station one day."


Avatar and Sig by: Me

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


BlueDekuNuts posted:

"Work hard and maybe you too can have a golden changing station one day."



Prof. Crocodile



Letting the boss beat you at golf takes on a new dimension of humiliation when he plays with big colorful plastic clubs and wiffle balls.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

biosterous






BlueDekuNuts posted:

"Work hard and maybe you too can have a golden changing station one day."





thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Jaguars!




Boss baby to employee who got drunk and crapped his pants at the Christmas party: "Do as I say and not as I do"

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






you'd think he'd be obsessed with breasts but he's quite the gentlebaby

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
410,757,864,530 DEAD WOLFGIRLS


Boss Baby spending executive time watching PJ Masks and adopting their cutthroat strategies to crush the competition.

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Khanstant



i attack the boss baby's glowing red weakspot for massive dmg

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