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Something is bothering me about nuImoen I can't quite articulate - mostly the portrait.
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So, Sandrah is...Elminster's daughter who has nothing better to do but show up and be a smoking hot healer/romance option for our level 1 rear end in, erm, sexy chainmail armor. I am here for this amazing shitshow. I look forward to the mods shoving Imoen romance down our throats like its FE4.
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Jan 19, 2021 18:08
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Sindai posted:I'd definitely read that version of LotR This makes the Viconia romance a lot weirder in BG2, not gonna lie.
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Jan 20, 2021 02:15
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What a hilarious trainwreck. I'm glad Mysterious Mage is cool with us traveling with and objectifying his daughter, or that we got the dialog about how Mysterious Mage was cool with this arrangement and then a rant from Sandra about hiding from him. I'm on board for this trainwreck. I completely get the Khalid hate though, stop running, rear end in a top hat, we need the melee line to hold!
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Jan 20, 2021 17:21
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"I have deducted that you knew my mother still alive" This is only the Friendly Arm Inn and I can't wait to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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Jan 20, 2021 18:58
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So the default coping strategy is to feed male party members to the beast. I'm not sure how well this reflects on us...
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Jan 21, 2021 18:26
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Cythereal posted:Valerie also falls in love with Sandrah and sleeps with her, but that's par for the course for Sandrah (and also, I'm sad to say, in-character - Valerie absolutely would get run over by a beautiful, smart, charismatic woman who knows a lot about magic and is comfortable in her own skin). And happens after Sandrah lectures Valerie about her tendency to drink when she feels anxious and stressed. We just need to keep feeding the Beast with party members so it stays the hell away from us.
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Jan 22, 2021 03:36
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Cythereal posted:Honestly? Sandrah gives me predatory vibes. A feeling like she's very deliberately exploiting her physical beauty and overwhelming presence to prey on anyone even vaguely susceptible for her own use even if it's always nominally consensual. You're not wrong!
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Jan 22, 2021 18:54
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God Sandrah and the elf is just so bad. "Oh man, it sucks that your gf died, it's very sad but I am deep and eloquent. There's a hole under my spandex armor and only you can temporarily fill it." Bonus points for "I am known for my eloquent conversation on all the important social events in all the big towns". It's such a clunker for someone who is supposed to be a manipulative seductress (or whatever the hell is going on with Garrick and dancing). I mean, it would probably work on young men inexperienced with women, but Kivan is a 200 year old elf.
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Jan 22, 2021 23:54
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anilEhilated posted:Is she, though? To me, the dialogue seems more like the author was completely unaware of how predatory she comes across. I have no idea how else to interpret the "hey Garrick I'm done with you help me pick up the PC" scene.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:38
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Sandrah: I love the PC Also Sandrah: I am in love with and will loudly bang this bard in front of him. Imoen didn't deserve this.
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Jan 23, 2021 20:50
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I thought Edwin was mostly a cartoonish inept buffoon, not some weird gently caress talking about "dark lusts" or whatever.
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Jan 24, 2021 21:27
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The Xvart section made me think of this:
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Jan 24, 2021 23:57
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The weird part is that Sandrah is pretty, yes...but this is an RPG and your party is filled with attractive women some of whom might even be into your highly intelligent or highly buff alter ego. I have no idea why we are expected to go after Sandrah immediately instead of Viconia or Branwen, though I guess Roxanne's answer is "what do you mean or"?Leraika posted:how hard do you have to I'm gay at Sandrah before she does get the hint? Or is it impossible to be gay around her? What hint? The beast demands flesh!
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Jan 25, 2021 08:34
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Isn't base game Dynaheir black?
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Jan 25, 2021 17:21
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The black hole of the Beast is never sated.
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Jan 25, 2021 19:31
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You kicked the manipulative sexual predator out of the party. Your reputation goes down.
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Jan 27, 2021 20:30
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Are you kidding? Eldroth is the ONLY person in our party to escape the Beast. He deserves a medal or something.
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Jan 29, 2021 06:00
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Cythereal posted:Oh for the love of... please don't tell me that this is an elaborate setup to get Sandrah into Imoen's pants to 'heal' her. THE BEAST DEMANDS FLESH!
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Jan 29, 2021 22:18
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I am legitimately surprised this sexual healing crap was written by a woman.
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Feb 1, 2021 18:35
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Ah, yes, Viconia, that paragon of sharing...
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Feb 1, 2021 19:00
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I love how Elminister is totally OK with his daughter becoming a prostitute so she can suck the surroundings into her vagina.
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Feb 3, 2021 00:26
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I'm still lost as to the "plot" of Sandrah Saga aside from sucking everything into Sandrah's galing hole and something about a demon? And Elminster? Mod is absolutely poo poo.
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Feb 3, 2021 20:28
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I'm wondering if this isn't why Dynaheir got whitewashed. Have you seen Sandrah gently caress any black people?
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Feb 7, 2021 20:18
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So can we turn Sandrah down for being a weird incest lady now? Did she know?
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Feb 9, 2021 17:30
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Pretty sure Sandrah mentioned ol Jon at some point.
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Feb 9, 2021 22:44
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Ramc posted:I am pretty sure arcane necromancy just also comes from the weave? This is second edition. Healing IS necromancy.
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Feb 11, 2021 07:46
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Is that EE dialogue real or modded? Throwing Rasaad out of the party for sexy drow women seems entirely in character at this point.
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Feb 12, 2021 22:35
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Ramc posted:I feel like some rando claiming to be Elminister's daughter would be real suspicious but also she met literally everyone on the sword coast already somehow so I mean she's probably had everyone's abortions by this point.
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Feb 16, 2021 02:04
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"They ruined the peaceful cleric academy to teach battle mages!" "But clerics are warriors! Sandrah, you're described as a warrior!" "...only pointless loving will cure my shame."
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Feb 16, 2021 16:45
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I can't think of anything clever or witty to say about that Talos encounter. That's just...why?
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Feb 19, 2021 18:11
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That portrait really doesn't scream "ethereally beautiful woman with magical dancing tits" to me but what do I know?
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Feb 20, 2021 01:18
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Competent writers: A powerful evil god of storms walking the earth freely is a terrible thing, a foe only the mightiest mortals could possibly hope to withstand and inspiring terror among the common folk. Roxanne: Lol he's a bad man from my animes
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Feb 28, 2021 00:11
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It's kind of hilarious how all this stuff is basically the supernatural version of sleeping your way to the top as demonstrated by The Beast.
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Mar 2, 2021 02:19
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Ah yes, "Becoming Father." You'd think Shar-teel would know about contraceptives. You'd be wrong.
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Mar 4, 2021 20:43
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Everyone else: look at the crazy science dungeon, this is freaky Chloe and Sandra: ...sex?
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Apr 1, 2021 22:47
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I was not expecting straight up naked tits in BG2, and I don't know why it seems so out of place after "Sandrah and Chloe demand...flesh!" But it does.
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Apr 4, 2021 17:34
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I glazed over this poo poo wtf is Boolerian
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Apr 12, 2021 17:38
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Vichan posted:
What the actual Christ
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Apr 12, 2021 22:46
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EggsAisle posted:Christ cannot help you now. Only Boolerion. Pray for salvation, or he'll make you play Stygian again. Oh man, don't even joke about that!
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