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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

When they went,"IT'S NOT GOLDBERG, IT'S GILLBERG! :haw:" do you think it was due to Vince screaming into their earpieces to explain it to the crowd?

What does your heart tell you?

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

How many "tag team partners don't get along" storylines have we had tonight?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
so the injured foot of riddle didn't come into play at all and was ignored completely

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is also the third time tonight a face has attacked a heel after the match.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol if Drew is actually there and didn't come out when Miz did his thing

This better be LIVE VIA SATELLITE or something

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DuhSal posted:

so the injured foot of riddle didn't come into play at all and was ignored completely

That was 2 hours ago! Who could POSSIBLY remember something from so deep in the distant past?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

lol if Drew is actually there and didn't come out when Miz did his thing

This better be LIVE VIA SATELLITE or something

He's still in the potentially infectious window of his COVID isn't he?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yeah Drew is still in the 14 day period

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Gillberg had a heart attack and was in the ICU 2 months ago

https://twitter.com/wrestlinggary/status/1351369927274483714?s=21

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

More partners not getting along

More faces attacking after the match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jeff jumps Ryker from behind post-match, gets his rear end beat anyway.

Edit: Wait no he attacked Elias, nevermind.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Codependent Poster posted:

This is also the third time tonight a face has attacked a heel after the match.

fourth time now

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dacap posted:

Gillberg had a heart attack and was in the ICU 2 months ago

https://twitter.com/wrestlinggary/status/1351369927274483714?s=21

I'm glad he's okay and I hope he got a nice payday from showing up

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait, is this the main event? Which makes it being non-title even more confusing.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

drat gillberg looks really good to be 61

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol and then cut to commercial

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Intruder posted:

lol and then cut to commercial

that was the most beautiful thing I've seen all night.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

lol and then cut to commercial

They're going to come back from commercial just wrestling with all the screens working fine and the lights back to normal, with no explanation.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
*sits in the dark for 5 minutes*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

loving lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well I was wrong, they just stood around in the dark the entire time :lol:

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Oh no not the pink lights

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is so dumb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this is so loving stupid.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jerusalem posted:

They're going to come back from commercial just wrestling with all the screens working fine and the lights back to normal, with no explanation.

lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wow it's even dumber when someone other than Bray does it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Asuka is so, so, so much better than this bullshit.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

it wouldn't even take much to make this a good gimmick but that's not what wwe does.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I'm so sad they plummeted past my lowest expectations :cripes:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Da fiend

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Should Alexa and The Fiend be counted as the same gimmick this year?

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
so this alexa bliss character is just someone's fetish right?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

DuhSal posted:

so this alexa bliss character is just someone's fetish right?

someone watched suicide squad, I assume, and got hot over it.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DuhSal posted:

so this alexa bliss character is just someone's fetish right?

100%

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:negative:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
that was absolutely the absolute dumbest, worst top-to-bottom raw i have ever seen in my entire life

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Like most women on the roster should never be scared of Alexa Bliss, but Asuka would be at the very top of the list.

Imagine Alexa trying that against Charlotte or Rhea. It wouldn't work at all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Like most women on the roster should never be scared of Alexa Bliss, but Asuka would be at the very top of the list.

Imagine Alexa trying that against Charlotte or Rhea. It wouldn't work at all.

Like, Asuka should be fully onboard and believe that Alexa is possessed by some weird rear end demon spirit thing... but also not be fazed at all by it or even think it is particularly unusual.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It's perfectly in line with her WWE character after being spooked by James Ellsworth in an Asuka mask and robe

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I just realised what El Hijo del Orton reminded me if - with the lighting he looks like the Mandarin videos in Iron Man 3

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