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In surf and turf, is chicken turf?
Chicken is turf
Chicken is not turf
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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




i think it doesn't. it's got to be red meat

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!





yeah, I think turf is always a steak

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Chicken nuggets and lobster

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
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Yeah it counts. But duck or other flying birds would not.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




I think duck is in it's own category, a combination surf AND turf. Ostrich may count as turf.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014



The whole premise is incoherent. Cows don't live in dirt. It should be worms.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Chicken nuggets and lobster

I think you meant popcorn shrimp

E: maybe fish sticks

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Freshwater fish counts as turf

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


It's turf, but you should probably pick a steak OP.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Serfs and turf produce mostly grains and vegetables, so maybe a veggie wrap counts?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

any "surf and turf" that doesn't incorporate steak is an affront to your dignity and you should immolate yourself in front of the manager in protest, op

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is


Grimey Drawer

Do not eat chicken.
Its a weak bird, it cant even fly.
Wtf even is the point of a bird that cant fly, its like a fish that loving drowns.
Stay away from that abomination.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


Yolomon Wayne posted:

Do not eat chicken.
Its a weak bird, it cant even fly.
Wtf even is the point of a bird that cant fly, its like a fish that loving drowns.
Stay away from that abomination.

Chickens can fly

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Its just this with some barramundi and a prawn

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



surfin' TERF

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Why would anyone get seafood and chicken together? TWO white meats on the same plate? It doesnít make any GODDAMN sense you absolute buffoon, you troglodytic diaper-filler.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


When I was on a diet I'd get a piece of grilled chicken and a piece of grilled fish from work for dinner. I called it "flop and squawk" or "cluck and haddock"

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Surf and Turf is eating a seafood roll from a old caravan at some small town horse race thats populated by only men over 60 in twill suits and caps smoking Benson and Hedges smokes in the gold box.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Can chickens swim?

Anyways I think itís a Cluck n Crab.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Who could not want red meat constantly, questions must be asked

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001



Chickens are powerful swimmers.

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - A Chicken

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

Surf and turf has an urban dictionary definition that doesn't involve chicken OR fish if you can believe that!

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbXqfXz55Hs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WiIVwKJrY

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Halloween Liker posted:

Who could not want red meat constantly, questions must be asked

makes me tired if i eat a real lot of it

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

The whole premise is incoherent. Cows don't live in dirt. It should be worms.

Turf is both the grass and the dirt it is in. It is named surf and turf after the noble bison grass.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





serfs don't have turf

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

surf and turf burritos are maybe the most underrated burritos out there

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





If it has wings then it's surf and sky. And don't start with that "flightless" poo poo, chickens could fly if they wanted to.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

tuna n hot dogs

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Gasmask posted:

tuna n hot dogs

Could work, add enough cheese and hot sauce

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

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Chickens cannot swim very well (they can a little bit), they are land birds so that counts as turf imo. Some breeds can fly short distances. I don't think chicken would pair well with lobster though



Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

chickens are like lobsters in that they live forever and grow ever more massive with age

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










chicken is the fish of the land, when you think about it

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Mar 10, 2014

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Someone on Guys Grocery Games tried to use Chicken as the "turf" once.

They did not win the shopping spree for $20,000.

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