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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


Hello all, it's that time of every four years: Presidential Pardon Bingo!

How it works:

1. Get your card here: https://mfbc.us/m/qpr2rr

2. Post your card in the thread, and see if you are the big winner! I will give out a forum upgrade to the first player with a legit bingo, as judged by me. You must post your card before the news of the pardons breaks.

3. Do not edit your post with your card. If you do, you will be disqualified.

Did I run out of cards at that link? Sorry, you are not eligible for the prize, but feel free to play along by generating your own more entertaining card.

Example card:




Entries:

Xelkelvos


Gervasius


Ignatius M. Meen


Pennfalath


Epinephrine
https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=511772082

Flayer

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Jan 19, 2021

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Pennfalath
Sep 10, 2011

Why are these teenagers not at home studying their Latin vocabulary?

killer_robot
Aug 26, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Epinephrine
Nov 7, 2008


party time

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

Enjoyment and excitement



Buglord

edit: hosed up the link

Flayer fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Jan 19, 2021

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

Enjoyment and excitement



Buglord



I would love The Noid to get a pardon!

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012



You hosed up the link/embed.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Welcome to Disney XD Everyone!



If he pardons Dylan Roof I win a bet

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004

shall we be trotting home again?



Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004

shall we be trotting home again?



what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR?

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."


Cabbages and Kings posted:

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR?

I've heard he's in charge of something awful.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE





Taco Defender

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


Cabbages and Kings posted:

what does Jeffery need a pardon FOR?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3945300

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

ASK ME WHY THE HYUNDAI KONA IS THE GREATEST CAR ON GOD'S EARTH, I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON THIS SUBJECT


Sure, why not?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Sounds like fun

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.






Sure, I'll play

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


I am swamped and do not have time to even edit the OP folks, but just don't edit your posts with your images and you're good. Winner will be first person with a valid winning card in order of entry.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.


I'm betting big on that Ted Rall pardon.

Korthal
May 26, 2011



https://mfbc.us/m/qpr2rr

Korthal
May 26, 2011



Can't edit the post without the card in it, so that mistake will have to live forever.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


For the record, pardon details are starting to leak, but I will be waiting until everything's public and official (and likely until I'm off work tomorrow) to award prizes.

Fritz the Horse
Dec 26, 2019



https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-regarding-executive-grants-clemency-012021/

Literally zero big name or interesting pardons on this list.

Hate to break it to you guys, I doubt anyone has a BINGO.

Low energy pardons. Sad!


edit: Lil' Wayne and Steve Bannon are about it.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


No one has a bingo. Thank you all for playing.

In accordance with the rules, I will instead be donating the $10 to the border wall project.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006



Dinosaur Gum

Holy lol he pardoned the guy who stole the self-driving tech from Google and sold it to Uber, what the gently caress?!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013


ephori posted:

Holy lol he pardoned the guy who stole the self-driving tech from Google and sold it to Uber, what the gently caress?!

This was extremely transparently a series of bribes.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004



Discendo Vox posted:

No one has a bingo. Thank you all for playing.

In accordance with the rules, I will instead be donating the $10 to the border wall project.

Trump *really* dislikes Google, Amazon and Facebook.

Uber on the other hand are basically lawless loving pirates, who love to poo poo on employees and customers. Trumps kinda people.

Actually Google, Amazon and Facebook,are pretty lawless too, but they said mean things about trump

Epinephrine
Nov 7, 2008


Fritz the Horse posted:

edit: Lil' Wayne and Steve Bannon are about it.
Holy poo poo he pardoned The President!

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007


He pardoned Anthony Levandowski.

Anthony. loving. Levandowski.

As someone who works in tech, this pisses me off. A lot.

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