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wife of burning bush

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nut


noah's cuck and he brings 3 of every animal

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

nut


david rips a beyblade that climbs up goliath and spins in his eye

https://i.imgur.com/pumYm5A.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

nut


lazarus onlyfans

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


wife of burning bush propagates the burning bush and becomes the johnny apple seed of weed spreading it around the bible lands so the 420 drug grows freely



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Jesus starts a patreon to fund his ever more elaborate miracles



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Adam hands eve an apple that has "Send Nudes" carved into it



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


The first commandment told unto noah is "Sex work is real work"



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nut


just the normal bible but Jesus is wearing those giant ugly clunky white shoes kids wear these days

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


mary magdalene's OnlyFans is 40% off until he is risen



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


the roman army doxxes jesus



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Macnult


metal music revival following the release of the second book of revelations

hey mom its 420

im gay

Jesus "H." Christ, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.

Prof. Crocodile



5,000 years ago, Cain lured his brother into a field and hit him with a stone. He thought that Abel was out of the way for good. But he was wrong. DEAD wrong.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

nut


now, jacob had class. But esau? esau had swag.

https://i.imgur.com/pumYm5A.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


electric boogaloo



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Luvcow




jesus but he's white, hates poor people and is a real selfish rear end in a top hat

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Luvcow posted:

jesus but he's white, hates poor people and is a real selfish rear end in a top hat



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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Jerusalem is located in present day Washington, D.C.



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Joey McChrist







john the baptist except its randy quaid and he's high as gently caress



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


proceedurally generated psalms and proverbs

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i'm replacing all the lists of genealogies with a blockchain

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






song of solomon remains unchanged

https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThreadbareAfricanwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

biosterous






Heather Papps posted:

song of solomon remains unchanged

song of solomon remains unchanged except for replacing the snail that got mysteriously removed



thank you heather papps for this sig!!!

Horrible Butts


https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

nut


https://i.imgur.com/pumYm5A.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Plant MONSTER.

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


the volcel mary


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

BlueDekuNuts







The same as the first bible but made completely using Bollywood effects and actors


Avatar and Sig by: Me

Prof. Crocodile



Jesus is betrayed by Jeffree Starr, who tells the Romans (via Twtter) that He used the n-word unironically during a guest appearance at a DMX concert in 1999.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Extra parables available as DLC

sk

(ヤイケス!)




Bible 2: Heretic Boogaloo

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Add to your sig if you're a proud supporter of Local 69!
Check out my Retired Sig Parade!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




3rd Corinthians

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


this time communion is a pizza hot pocket

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


weve got the body and blood, but when do we get the other fluids too

the piss and nut of christ

snergle


Evil Bob posted:

Jesus starts a patreon to fund his ever more elaborate miracles

this is basically the jesus from lucy daughter of the devil.

gilgamesh and enkidu tag team jesus and mary magdelene in a wrestling match for the ages tune in to find out who wins

snergle fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jan 20, 2021

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





Three sequel to 2 Fast 2nd Corinthians

Stoner Sloth



mailorder bees! posted:

weve got the body and blood, but when do we get the other fluids too

the piss and nut of christ

“take and eat; this is my rear end.” - Jesus



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


snergle posted:

this is basically the jesus from lucy daughter of the devil.

gilgamesh and enkidu tag team jesus and mary magdelene in a wrestling match for the ages tune in to find out who wins

Joshua breaks out of The Walls of Jericho when his teammates distract Chris Jericho with a bullhorn allowing Joshua to use his signature move, The Mercy Seat, on Jericho for the pin.

Nosfereefer



Stoner Sloth posted:

“take and eat; this is my rear end.” - Jesus

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Prof. Crocodile



NGL I'm not a big fan of the clumsy product placement in Bible 2. Like who decided that the Last Supper should be set in Red Lobster?


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

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