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nut

wife of burning bush

# ? Jan 19, 2021 15:57

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 18:32

nut

noah's cuck and he brings 3 of every animal

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 15:57

nut

david rips a beyblade that climbs up goliath and spins in his eye

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 15:59

nut

lazarus onlyfans

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:00

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

wife of burning bush propagates the burning bush and becomes the johnny apple seed of weed spreading it around the bible lands so the 420 drug grows freely

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:10

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Jesus starts a patreon to fund his ever more elaborate miracles

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:10

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Adam hands eve an apple that has "Send Nudes" carved into it

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:12

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

The first commandment told unto noah is "Sex work is real work"

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:13

nut

just the normal bible but Jesus is wearing those giant ugly clunky white shoes kids wear these days

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:21

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

mary magdalene's OnlyFans is 40% off until he is risen

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:33

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

the roman army doxxes jesus

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:35

Macnult

metal music revival following the release of the second book of revelations

# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:10

hey mom its 420: im gay

Jesus "H." Christ, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:11

Prof. Crocodile

5,000 years ago, Cain lured his brother into a field and hit him with a stone. He thought that Abel was out of the way for good. But he was wrong. DEAD wrong.

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:45

nut

now, jacob had class. But esau? esau had swag.

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:59

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

electric boogaloo

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:59

Luvcow

jesus but he's white, hates poor people and is a real selfish rear end in a top hat

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:03

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Luvcow posted:

jesus but he's white, hates poor people and is a real selfish rear end in a top hat

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:41

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.

Jerusalem is located in present day Washington, D.C.

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:42

Joey McChrist

john the baptist except its randy quaid and he's high as gently caress

big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

proceedurally generated psalms and proverbs

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:11

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

i'm replacing all the lists of genealogies with a blockchain

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:42

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

song of solomon remains unchanged

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:42

biosterous

Heather Papps posted:

song of solomon remains unchanged

song of solomon remains unchanged except for replacing the snail that got mysteriously removed

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:16

Horrible Butts

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Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!}

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:47

nut

Horrible Butts posted:

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 22:17

Plant MONSTER.: you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.

the volcel mary

shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:04

BlueDekuNuts

The same as the first bible but made completely using Bollywood effects and actors

Avatar and Sig by: Me

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:09

Prof. Crocodile

Jesus is betrayed by Jeffree Starr, who tells the Romans (via Twtter) that He used the n-word unironically during a guest appearance at a DMX concert in 1999.

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Extra parables available as DLC

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:42

sk: (ヤイケス!)

Bible 2: Heretic Boogaloo

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# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:38

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

3rd Corinthians

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:00

minecraft_holmes: FLUFFERNUTTER

this time communion is a pizza hot pocket

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:03

minecraft_holmes: FLUFFERNUTTER

weve got the body and blood, but when do we get the other fluids too

the piss and nut of christ

# ? Jan 20, 2021 04:04

snergle

Evil Bob posted:

Jesus starts a patreon to fund his ever more elaborate miracles

this is basically the jesus from lucy daughter of the devil.

gilgamesh and enkidu tag team jesus and mary magdelene in a wrestling match for the ages tune in to find out who wins

snergle fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jan 20, 2021

# ? Jan 20, 2021 06:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

3rd Corinthians

Three sequel to 2 Fast 2nd Corinthians

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:31

Stoner Sloth

mailorder bees! posted:

weve got the body and blood, but when do we get the other fluids too

the piss and nut of christ

�take and eat; this is my rear end.� - Jesus

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# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:19

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

snergle posted:

this is basically the jesus from lucy daughter of the devil.

gilgamesh and enkidu tag team jesus and mary magdelene in a wrestling match for the ages tune in to find out who wins

Joshua breaks out of The Walls of Jericho when his teammates distract Chris Jericho with a bullhorn allowing Joshua to use his signature move, The Mercy Seat, on Jericho for the pin.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 16:23

Nosfereefer

Stoner Sloth posted:

�take and eat; this is my rear end.� - Jesus

# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:33

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 18:32

Prof. Crocodile

NGL I'm not a big fan of the clumsy product placement in Bible 2. Like who decided that the Last Supper should be set in Red Lobster?

thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:39

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