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Mr.Pibbleton posted:But I thought your candidate won the election? I like sodomy
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So you've repeatedly exceeded your alotted butt stuff quota?! Leave some for the rest of us you swine. Just like those TP hoarding morons.
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Jan 20, 2021 13:14
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By popular demand posted:So you've repeatedly exceeded your alotted butt stuff quota?! Leave some for the rest of us you swine. If you think I do a lot of butt stuff, you don't want the user named "yeah I eat rear end" chiming in here. THat one is an expert.
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Jan 20, 2021 13:17
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That's different and you know it, we can't limit such vital scientific research spending even at a time of pandemic and social unrest. It's unconscionable.
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Jan 20, 2021 13:24
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NIAGARA FALLS!
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Jan 20, 2021 14:20
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Jesus Trump pardoned all our sins
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20 Blunts posted:running bulls.....through the vatican That's alright if you're the Pope.
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Jan 20, 2021 15:26
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Once in the 90's I faked the funk on a nasty dunk. I'm not proud of what I've done, but I deserve to see my family again and get on with my life.
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Jan 20, 2021 18:21
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I used the self-checkout at the store and waved one of the items over the scanner but it didn't pick it up. I didn't realize it and put it in the bag so technically I shoplifted. Thanks for the pardon cheeto president.
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Jan 20, 2021 18:27
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for biden my time
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Eating
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Jan 20, 2021 18:31
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I destroyed the piss tape
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Jan 20, 2021 19:47
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for the time i put super spicy habanero chips in a bowl at a potluck and pranked everyone lol
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Jan 20, 2021 19:52
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One of my fire alarms has been doing the low battery beep for seven months. I bought a new battery but I just don't feel like doing the work. The drat thing is way up in the ceiling.
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Pinche Rudo posted:I destroyed the piss tape  CONTROL THIS IS DALGAR #7. TRANSMITTING PRECISION COORDINATES.
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Jan 20, 2021 20:01
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tuggin across state lines while operating a vehicle for the sole purpose of tuggin
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Jan 20, 2021 21:10
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Did lowtax pardon anybody before he transferred ownership to jeff?
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Jan 20, 2021 22:38
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FYAD?
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Jan 20, 2021 22:41
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*points at my dick* pardon my french
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Jan 20, 2021 22:57
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Icochet posted:One of my fire alarms has been doing the low battery beep for seven months. I bought a new battery but I just don't feel like doing the work. The drat thing is way up in the ceiling. I thought I was pretty chill and able to put up with annoyances well, but you either have the patience of a saint or are an insensate brute. Weka fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jan 21, 2021 |
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Jan 21, 2021 04:39
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I ate an entire pizza in front of my dog without sharing.
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Jan 21, 2021 04:45
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I got pardoned by sucking President Trump's tiny misshapen dick continually for the last four years. Huh? Whaddaya mean, "that wasn't the question"?
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Jan 21, 2021 04:57
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Not finishing call and response to "deep in the heart of texas"
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Jan 21, 2021 05:13
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That time 35 years ago I tried to change a grade on my report card (got caught).
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Jan 21, 2021 05:49
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
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Jan 21, 2021 05:52
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I also shot a man in Reno, but that was because of a dispute over a drug deal, I had no particular desire to watch him die.
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messed with texas
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Jan 21, 2021 06:33
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Number_6 posted:That time 35 years ago I tried to change a grade on my report card (got caught).   tried to forge dad's signature on a truancy letter.
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Jan 21, 2021 06:39
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I do not know or care for Masokis, Ulililuili, or Big Fat Goon who died. Not sorry for those sins so pardon plz
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Chrpno posted:I do not know or care for Masokis, Ulililuili, or Big Fat Goon who died. Not sorry for those sins so pardon plz drat, Ulililuili died? What happened to him? I thought he had somehow sorted his poo poo out.
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